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		<title>Welcome to 2009</title>
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by crackpipe
This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: &#8220;Thanks, we&#8217;ll pass it on to quality control.&#8221;?  Security policies help prevent some threats at the cost of slowing down processes and adding additional, potentially annoying, layers. It&#8217;s worth it when it&#8217;s necessary. So often lately, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matthews Housewarming Party</title>
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I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It&#8217;s pretty funny&#8211; AF

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 8 Dec 2008 11.04am
To: Matthew Smythe
Subject: R.S.V.P.
Dear Matthew,
Thankyou for the party invite. At first glance I thought it may be a child&#8217;s party what with it being vibrant and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)</title>
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Update:

So people have called for a fundraiser to help Free Kari Farrell get out of jail, so i made one. Please go donate a few bucks. 

If you haven&#8217;t read about the Hipster Grifter yet here&#8217;s the entire story.  Here&#8217;s a naked pic of her:

(click to see unedited version)
Here&#8217;s the short story: 
Sexually brazen Korean-American [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Had A Job, I Had A Girl&#8230;</title>
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Unrelated Sidenote: 
The book of Job in the bible is my favorite book. I read the bible on my own, and apart of my course study while studying Philosophy. I was not raised religiously.
In the Old Testament God was pretty pissed at motherfuckers not taking him seriously. So much so that he made a bet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures Of Half Naked Hot Babes From Around The Web</title>
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