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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics

31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...

Global Warming, Fear Mongering, And Scare Tactics

Global Warming, Fear Mongering, And Scare Tactics

liberals, politics

28 Jul 2009
Below is a photo of New York City submerged in water from the Atlantic ocean, which everyone has come to understand as the outcome of ...

 
Racist Cops In Cambridge?

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics

23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since: He was in his own house He ...

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

humor, liberals

15 Jul 2009
Here's Homer Simpson watching Fox News and hating liberals but loving hot babe programs on Fox television. I think it's funny hearing Homer say he ...

 
Do Animals Have Rights?

Do Animals Have Rights?

liberals, philosophy

29 Jun 2009
I'm cleaning out my computer and  I found this old policy paper I wrote during my Philosophy  studies in college. I can't believe that I ...

Who Killed The Leather Baseball Cap?

Who Killed The Leather Baseball Cap?

celebrity, liberals, philosophy

23 May 2009
Tonight I was watching a movie called "Who Killed The Electric Car?" and it made me start thinking about other things that were mysteriously killed ...

Teabagging, Is It Worth It?

Teabagging, Is It Worth It?

liberals, sex

21 Apr 2009
The media seems to think that teabagging is really funny. I think the term is teabagging stupid because I don't think anyone actually does it. It doesn't ...

 
Why Hasn’t Obama/Biden Ended The Iraq War or Found Bin Laden Yet?

Why Hasn’t Obama/Biden Ended The Iraq War or Found Bin Laden Yet?

liberals, politics

05 Apr 2009
Why hasn't he pulled us out of the Iraq War? If the Iraq war was wrong and useless than pulling out at any time is a ...

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

liberals, politics, web

26 Mar 2009
I feel like I should preface this with a disclaimer: I smoke marijauana about once or twice a year. Usually while camping. That said, I ...

A Few Dumb Myths About The Economic Crisis

A Few Dumb Myths About The Economic Crisis

liberals, misanthropy, recession

12 Mar 2009
We don't live in a fact-based society anymore. In our ridiculous "agree to disagree" culture everything is reduced to mere opinion. For example, here is a ...

 
Twitter And The N Word

Twitter And The N Word

douchebags, liberals, technology

27 Feb 2009
I search for weird things sometimes. I often search twitter for my blog's name, my company's name, etc. After the election I searched for "Barack Obama" to ...

Guy Who Threw A Shoe At President Bush

Guy Who Threw A Shoe At President Bush

liberals, politics

30 Jan 2009
It's so cute how all the liberals and Arabs think this guy shoe throwing guy is a hero.  If they'd throw a shoe at President ...

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, recession, web

09 Jan 2009
I went to bed at 9pm and woke up super early. Saw this nonsense on dailyKos via stumbleupon. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/14/16546/244/75/630475 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The really ridiculous thing about this (besides the tard-y ...

 
Open Letter to Annie Lennox Regarding Israel and Gaza

Open Letter to Annie Lennox Regarding Israel and Gaza

liberals, politics

09 Jan 2009
Be sure to check the comments below. Pretty intense. I know from experience that Muslims in the last twenty years have done a lot of ...

Snowing In Malibu; Global Warming Hippies Faces Redden

Snowing In Malibu; Global Warming Hippies Faces Redden

liberals, misanthropy

17 Dec 2008
They used to call it global warming when we had a warming  cycle, now that we're having a cold cycle they call it "climate change". ...

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