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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Meet Girls At A Bar

Meet Girls At A Bar

dating, los angeles, sex, women

28 Jul 2009
So you've decided you want to meet girls at a bar. See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on ...

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy

24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...

Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

celebrity, humor, los angeles

22 Jul 2009
Hell's Kitchen is one of my favorite shows for some reason and season six started last night. I don't really like any of the new ...

 
Quarterlife Crisis

Quarterlife Crisis

advice, los angeles, philosophy, relationships, web, women

20 Jul 2009
via EyeWeekly Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside ...

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women

20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident Move the fuck over to the side of the road That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

 
Hell’s Kitchen Is Bitchen

Hell’s Kitchen Is Bitchen

celebrity, los angeles, reviews

17 Apr 2009
Misanthropes will love Hell's Kitchen (Thurs Night @ 9pm on Fox). I remember a few years ago when Reality TV had reached critical mass and every ...

Weird Day

Weird Day

los angeles, odd

15 Mar 2009
You know it's going to be a weird day when you wake up and see this parked across the street from your house: What the hell ...

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology

13 Mar 2009
Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says "LCD OFF/ON" so that you can throw a rave ...

 
Glacier With Her Name Carved In It

Glacier With Her Name Carved In It

los angeles, love, relationships

09 Mar 2009
Stolen from Jeff Harrell because it was necessary. "Because I don’t give my phone number to strange men,” she said, fire in her eyes. That was the ...

Driving Tips For Bad Drivers In Los Angeles

Driving Tips For Bad Drivers In Los Angeles

advice, los angeles, recession

18 Feb 2009
With the economy the way it is-- uh, crap sorry, this has nothing to do with the economy. Just that every article I read portends ...

No On Proposition 8 People Are Totalitarian Fascists

No On Proposition 8 People Are Totalitarian Fascists

douchebags, liberals, los angeles

01 Dec 2008
If you don't know, proposition 8 was a ballot measure here in California that defined marriage as a union between a Man and a Woman. ...

 
People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing

People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing

advice, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology, web

03 Nov 2008
Good Evening. I'm at my old apartment that I subletted awhile ago and am now vacating. I'm here cleaning and packing some things and  i decide to ...

Marriage, Engagement And Being Single In Los Angeles

Marriage, Engagement And Being Single In Los Angeles

advice, celebrity, dating, douchebags, los angeles, love, relationships, women

26 Oct 2008
One of my best friends, Jeremy, got engaged yesterday. Stop by his site Mongo Nation and say congratulations. Jeremy, sorry to use this as blog fodder-- really ...

Does The Recession Affect Rent Prices?

Does The Recession Affect Rent Prices?

advice, los angeles

30 Sep 2008
I'm apartment hunting right now, and like any other transitionary period in life, i'm being drowned in the unrequested shitstorm of advice and philosophies on ...

 
There Are Many Varieties Of Dangerous Hispanics In Los Angeles

There Are Many Varieties Of Dangerous Hispanics In Los Angeles

advice, los angeles, women

29 Sep 2008
If you dont live in LA this will probably not be interesting to you. Run along. Today I was on 8th street getting a snack ...

The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Supermarket

The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Supermarket

celebrity, humor, los angeles, misanthropy, women

03 Dec 2007
Some people have emailed me to ask if I could describe the sound. Please listen to this audio below, it's the closest to it ...

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