advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women
05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...
23 Apr 2009
Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi is a serious piece.
When you realize that this scoundrel, Salmon Rushdie, climbed on top of her for several years she seems ...
love, misanthropy, politics, women
18 Mar 2009
I used to pride myself on never having signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement, or NDA.
The reason why is that I thought they were silly and useless.
For ...
los angeles, love, relationships
09 Mar 2009
Stolen from Jeff Harrell because it was necessary.
"Because I don’t give my phone number to strange men,” she said, fire in her eyes.
That was the ...
30 Jan 2009
I'm up late. Again.
It's been a rough and busy week all around.
Wine has been my only friend:
I had a 2005 Chateauneuf du-pape (french for The ...
advice, celebrity, dating, douchebags, los angeles, love, relationships, women
26 Oct 2008
One of my best friends, Jeremy, got engaged yesterday.
Stop by his site Mongo Nation and say congratulations.
Jeremy, sorry to use this as blog fodder-- really ...
02 Oct 2008
Worms
Cyclists, as a rule, think bikers are cheating,
because they have engines. Pedestrians, in turn,
think cyclists are cheating; they use wheels.
People in wheelchairs think pedestrians
have a ...
dating, douchebags, love, sex, women
21 Sep 2008
I was watching 48 hours today (the news program, not the Eddie Murphy comedy) and it says something about a marine who married a Princess/Sheika ...
advice, dating, humor, love, sex
10 Sep 2008
I love lev yilmaz and tales of mere existence. Ok, so here's one on how to send an email to a woman you met at ...
18 Mar 2008
Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF
Hi there! How are you? I'm good! I certainly can't complain about the nice weather here. ...
05 Feb 2008
a how-to video teaching you the delicate process involved in breaking up and continuing the cycle of misery. How to break up with your girlfriend ...
douchebags, love, misanthropy, politics
01 Feb 2008
I know two things about John McCain:
1. He was a war hero and spent 5 years in a POW camp where he was routinely ...
21 Nov 2007
So brilliant I had to poach it from The New Yorker and put it here for my readers.. Wish I wrote it.
16 Nov 2007
(Update: I've decided to use this blog entry as a chapbook for all stupid bulletins, scroll down to the bottom)
So for some reason I have ...
22 Oct 2007
In a move that is certain to cause anti-lulz, the popular internet nerd site 4chan.org has been down for a few days now.
It wouldn't suprise ...
20 Oct 2007
This would be the last time that Charles and I spoke. I miss Charles, already. On one hand he was greedy and conniving, but on ...
