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		<title>Pepsi / Frito Lay Raises Prices; Add Indian CMO</title>
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by crackpipe
You may have noticed, if you&#8217;re a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi&#8217;s Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato and corn chips in bags of Lays, Tostitos, etc. And that they didn&#8217;t lower the price of these bags. This of course raised their profit for each ounce of product. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers</title>
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In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders.
These little burgers are exactly what&#8217;s wrong with America. They are like 8 ounce cans of coke, Smartcars or 100 calorie cookie packs. The lie is that because the serving is smaller it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make Money From Your Website Or Blog (Sorta)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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When I first started messing around with websites the internet was a much nicer and easier place to make money than it is now.

My dream was to become rich by making a stupid site every time I thought of an idea&#8211; especially a really spammy idea&#8211; see my mesothelioma post for more on that.
You know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RNC Customer Relationship Marketing: We Need A Break</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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I got this email today from the Republican National Convention.
Dear Andy,

As a top supporter of the RNC, I  am offering you a special opportunity to help support our Party and give a gift to your favorite Republicans this Holiday Season.
Just in time to complete your Christmas wish list, meet Nick, the newest member of [...]]]></description>
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