Misanthropy Today

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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

Coors Light Frost Liner

Coors Light Frost Liner

misanthropy, odd

02 Oct 2009
Sunday, July 02, 2006 This was written 1 day before my birthday, three years ago. This was right when Coors started using their frost blue liner, ...

Urban Hillbilly Theory, In Oakland

Urban Hillbilly Theory, In Oakland

misanthropy

01 Oct 2009
by crackpipe I live in the Oakland ghetto most of the time. I ride the buses. The buses are weird during the day and interesting after ...

 
I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women

22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit... I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...

My China Year*

My China Year*

misanthropy, travel

17 Sep 2009
Fellow Misanthropes- Your friend is suddenly moving to Shenzhen, China for a career opportunity. I don't know what this will mean for Misanthropy Today or for my ...

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

 
Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy

24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women

20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident Move the fuck over to the side of the road That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

 
I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

celebrity, humor, misanthropy, women

01 Jul 2009
By Skippy Stalin I’ve always wanted to sexually humiliate Tori Spelling. There, I finally said in public. It usually doesn’t go over very well when I ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

Bathroom Romance

Bathroom Romance

advice, humor, misanthropy

30 Jun 2009
By Carl Mayer Every one knows that women all receive their period at the exact same time during the vernal equinox at the stroke of ...

 
Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

I Hate Reply-All Terrorist Co-Workers

I Hate Reply-All Terrorist Co-Workers

advice, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, web

14 May 2009
I've transferred the three posts from an ill-conceived spinoff site called WhoIHate.com over to MisanthropyToday.com, probably where they should've been to begin with.  The quality ...

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

celebrity, misanthropy, politics, women

12 May 2009
"White man got a little butt, black man got a big butt"-- Every Black comedian in the US Who picked Wanda Sykes for the White House ...

 
Things To Do In Reno When It’s Dead

Things To Do In Reno When It’s Dead

misanthropy, travel

11 May 2009
An ancient post about Reno that I wrote after New Years and never finished. I saw a mailer for the resort I stayed at and ...

Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

advice, misanthropy, web

13 Apr 2009
The movement is picking up steam. Scroll to the bottom to find out how you can join the protest against Lunchbook. Join the lunchbook facebook ...

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