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FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks

FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks

misanthropy, reviews, web

18 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky FML was funny for awhile. I read the site occasionally, and when people were posting FML stories on their friends walls, that was funny ...

Children In Advertising

Children In Advertising

humor, misanthropy

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky I can’t stand children in advertising because it combines two of my least favorite things in the world: children and advertising. I don’t ...

Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

humor, liberals, misanthropy, politics, women

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky I started thinking about this the other day after watching a video on youtube where these two girls argued over whether or not ...

 
How People Are Wrong About Google & China

How People Are Wrong About Google & China

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology, web

16 Jan 2010
Stupid people are so consistently wrong and daft on issues and the Google/China thing is no different. It's baffling how they all know how to be ...

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy

01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this  statement so many times. The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization. Religion ...

25 Things About China

25 Things About China

misanthropy, odd, travel

12 Nov 2009
You might know that  i'm living and working in China now. I'm sorta blogging at My Red China. You can find a lot to dislike about pretty ...

 
Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

Coors Light Frost Liner

Coors Light Frost Liner

misanthropy, odd

02 Oct 2009
Sunday, July 02, 2006 This was written 1 day before my birthday, three years ago. This was right when Coors started using their frost blue liner, ...

Urban Hillbilly Theory, In Oakland

Urban Hillbilly Theory, In Oakland

misanthropy

01 Oct 2009
by crackpipe I live in the Oakland ghetto most of the time. I ride the buses. The buses are weird during the day and interesting after ...

 
I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women

22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit... I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...

My China Year*

My China Year*

misanthropy, travel

17 Sep 2009
Fellow Misanthropes- Your friend is suddenly moving to Shenzhen, China for a career opportunity. I don't know what this will mean for Misanthropy Today or for my ...

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

 
Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy

24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women

20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident Move the fuck over to the side of the road That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

 
I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

celebrity, humor, misanthropy, women

01 Jul 2009
By Skippy Stalin I’ve always wanted to sexually humiliate Tori Spelling. There, I finally said in public. It usually doesn’t go over very well when I ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

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