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Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women

20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident Move the fuck over to the side of the road That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

 
Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story. Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

celebrity, misanthropy, politics, women

12 May 2009
"White man got a little butt, black man got a big butt"-- Every Black comedian in the US Who picked Wanda Sykes for the White House ...

Things To Do In Reno When It’s Dead

Things To Do In Reno When It’s Dead

misanthropy, travel

11 May 2009
An ancient post about Reno that I wrote after New Years and never finished. I saw a mailer for the resort I stayed at and ...

 
Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

advice, misanthropy, web

13 Apr 2009
The movement is picking up steam. Scroll to the bottom to find out how you can join the protest against Lunchbook. Join the lunchbook facebook ...

A Few Unsettling Macgyver Facts

A Few Unsettling Macgyver Facts

celebrity, misanthropy

13 Apr 2009
I set my TiVO to record Macgyver anytime its on the "Sleuth Network", which is a very dumb name for a network. I watch two episodes ...

Bally’s Total Fitness

Bally’s Total Fitness

misanthropy

19 Mar 2009
A friend of mine sent this to me, he probably posted it. I can tell you that Bally's Total Fitness on Venice and Overland in ...

 
Cowboys wtf?

Cowboys wtf?

misanthropy

19 Mar 2009
By guest writer Larry Linn, who hates cowboys and other people too. AF So lately I have been forced to spend a good deal of time ...

Why Non-Disclosure Agreements (NDAs) Are Useless

Why Non-Disclosure Agreements (NDAs) Are Useless

love, misanthropy, politics, women

18 Mar 2009
I used to pride myself on never having signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement, or NDA. The reason why is that I thought they were silly and useless. For ...

A Guide To US Newspapers

A Guide To US Newspapers

humor, misanthropy

18 Mar 2009
I found this somewhere on the web. Not Hilarious but really true. AF 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the ...

 
Update, Random, Misanthropy

Update, Random, Misanthropy

misanthropy

15 Mar 2009
My company can't really afford my salary (we're venture funded; the venture funding market is bad) and I have some good consulting gigs currently so ...

what a dick.

what a dick.

advice, dating, misanthropy

15 Mar 2009
A Canadian reader named Caleb often regales me with funny stories of him dealing with babes up in Canada.  He wrote a great review of ...

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology

13 Mar 2009
Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says "LCD OFF/ON" so that you can throw a rave ...

 
A Few Dumb Myths About The Economic Crisis

A Few Dumb Myths About The Economic Crisis

liberals, misanthropy, recession

12 Mar 2009
We don't live in a fact-based society anymore. In our ridiculous "agree to disagree" culture everything is reduced to mere opinion. For example, here is a ...

Dianetics And How Gay People Are Like Vampires

Dianetics And How Gay People Are Like Vampires

misanthropy

20 Feb 2009
It started with a friggin Dianetics ad on Misanthropy Today this afternoon. [15:01] AndyFox1979: dude, do you see a motherfucking dianetics ad on my iste [15:01] AndyFox1979: ...

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