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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics

31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...

Global Warming, Fear Mongering, And Scare Tactics

Global Warming, Fear Mongering, And Scare Tactics

liberals, politics

28 Jul 2009
Below is a photo of New York City submerged in water from the Atlantic ocean, which everyone has come to understand as the outcome of ...

 
Racist Cops In Cambridge?

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics

23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since: He was in his own house He ...

What’s With Obama Talking Like A Black Preacher?

What’s With Obama Talking Like A Black Preacher?

celebrity, politics

17 Jul 2009
The brother Barack Obama whipped the NAACP crowd into a frenzy in this video with his testifying and "telling it like it is". Everything he's ...

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

 
On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

I Don’t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff’s Victims

I Don’t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff’s Victims

advice, celebrity, politics, recession

01 Jul 2009
People shouldn't swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn't expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without ...

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

celebrity, politics, web

04 Jun 2009
This wasn't the namby-pamby speech I was expecting. I'm starting to like Obama. Here's a link to the video: Obama Speech In Cairo To The Arab World Here ...

 
Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

celebrity, misanthropy, politics, women

12 May 2009
"White man got a little butt, black man got a big butt"-- Every Black comedian in the US Who picked Wanda Sykes for the White House ...

Why Hasn’t Obama/Biden Ended The Iraq War or Found Bin Laden Yet?

Why Hasn’t Obama/Biden Ended The Iraq War or Found Bin Laden Yet?

liberals, politics

05 Apr 2009
Why hasn't he pulled us out of the Iraq War? If the Iraq war was wrong and useless than pulling out at any time is a ...

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

liberals, politics, web

26 Mar 2009
I feel like I should preface this with a disclaimer: I smoke marijauana about once or twice a year. Usually while camping. That said, I ...

 
Why Non-Disclosure Agreements (NDAs) Are Useless

Why Non-Disclosure Agreements (NDAs) Are Useless

love, misanthropy, politics, women

18 Mar 2009
I used to pride myself on never having signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement, or NDA. The reason why is that I thought they were silly and useless. For ...

Guy Who Threw A Shoe At President Bush

Guy Who Threw A Shoe At President Bush

liberals, politics

30 Jan 2009
It's so cute how all the liberals and Arabs think this guy shoe throwing guy is a hero.  If they'd throw a shoe at President ...

Why Does The President Have To Live & Work At The White House?

Why Does The President Have To Live & Work At The White House?

misanthropy, politics

29 Jan 2009
I was just reading this article and looking at pictures of George W Bush and many of them had the White House in them. I started ...

 
Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, recession, web

09 Jan 2009
I went to bed at 9pm and woke up super early. Saw this nonsense on dailyKos via stumbleupon. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/14/16546/244/75/630475 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The really ridiculous thing about this (besides the tard-y ...

Open Letter to Annie Lennox Regarding Israel and Gaza

Open Letter to Annie Lennox Regarding Israel and Gaza

liberals, politics

09 Jan 2009
Be sure to check the comments below. Pretty intense. I know from experience that Muslims in the last twenty years have done a lot of ...

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