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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Pepsi / Frito Lay Raises Prices; Add Indian CMO

Pepsi / Frito Lay Raises Prices; Add Indian CMO

marketing, odd, recession

05 Nov 2009
by crackpipe You may have noticed, if you're a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi's Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato ...

I Don’t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff’s Victims

I Don’t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff’s Victims

advice, celebrity, politics, recession

01 Jul 2009
People shouldn't swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn't expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without ...

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

advice, douchebags, marketing, recession

14 Jun 2009
In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders. These little burgers ...

 
We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee

We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee

advice, humor, philosophy, recession

14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're  excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology

13 Mar 2009
Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says "LCD OFF/ON" so that you can throw a rave ...

Chick-Fil-A Sucks

Chick-Fil-A Sucks

recession

12 Mar 2009
Above Chick-Fil-A, sucking away I'm not sure why this restaurant exists. Their crown jewel, the chick-fil-a sandwich is a dryer, blander, mcdonalds chicken sandwich with a tomato ...

 
A Few Dumb Myths About The Economic Crisis

A Few Dumb Myths About The Economic Crisis

liberals, misanthropy, recession

12 Mar 2009
We don't live in a fact-based society anymore. In our ridiculous "agree to disagree" culture everything is reduced to mere opinion. For example, here is a ...

Driving Tips For Bad Drivers In Los Angeles

Driving Tips For Bad Drivers In Los Angeles

advice, los angeles, recession

18 Feb 2009
With the economy the way it is-- uh, crap sorry, this has nothing to do with the economy. Just that every article I read portends ...

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, recession, web

09 Jan 2009
I went to bed at 9pm and woke up super early. Saw this nonsense on dailyKos via stumbleupon. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/14/16546/244/75/630475 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The really ridiculous thing about this (besides the tard-y ...

 
On Whether The Recession Will Be Long And Deep Or Not

On Whether The Recession Will Be Long And Deep Or Not

advice, douchebags, recession, technology

18 Dec 2008
The most insidious part of the Information Age (decided to dust that old term off) is how quickly bad information gets spread around. I’ll tell ...

People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing

People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing

advice, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology, web

03 Nov 2008
Good Evening. I'm at my old apartment that I subletted awhile ago and am now vacating. I'm here cleaning and packing some things and  i decide to ...

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