http://www.misanthropytoday.com Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:51:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/pepsi-raises-prices/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/pepsi-raises-prices/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:05:18 +0000 crackpipe http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=2077 by crackpipe You may have noticed, if you’re a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi’s Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato and corn chips in bags of Lays, Tostitos, etc. And that they didn’t lower the price of these bags. This of course raised their profit for each ounce of product. [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/pepsi-raises-prices/feed/ 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/i-dont-feel-very-sorry-for-bernie-madoffs-victims/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/i-dont-feel-very-sorry-for-bernie-madoffs-victims/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:19:26 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1634 People shouldn’t swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn’t expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without getting off your ass and doing anything. And let’s keep in mind, these were/are all very wealthy people. I don’t know very much about investing but everyone knows that the key [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/i-dont-feel-very-sorry-for-bernie-madoffs-victims/feed/ 2 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/sliders-are-stupid-little-burgers/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/sliders-are-stupid-little-burgers/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:31:50 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1582 In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders. These little burgers are exactly what’s wrong with America. They are like 8 ounce cans of coke, Smartcars or 100 calorie cookie packs. The lie is that because the serving is smaller it’s [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/sliders-are-stupid-little-burgers/feed/ 2 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/we-must-end-our-dependence-on-domestic-coffee/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/we-must-end-our-dependence-on-domestic-coffee/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:57:25 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1570 Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks— and they’re  excited that they’ve nimbly noticed this cultural trend and can be apart of it. We’re supposed to smile with self-effacement and feign guilt while the TV shouts at us: YOU’RE LOCO FOR JAVA! This really begs  the question: Which asshole at McKinsey & [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/we-must-end-our-dependence-on-domestic-coffee/feed/ 8 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/netgear-rangemax-dual-band-wireless-n-router-ate-my-balls/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/netgear-rangemax-dual-band-wireless-n-router-ate-my-balls/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:26:27 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1162 Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says “LCD OFF/ON” so that you can throw a rave party… (wait for it) or not…  in your computer room. Sweet feature Netgear. I had been borrowing a router from a friend (I hate buying hardware or electronics since theres so much [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/netgear-rangemax-dual-band-wireless-n-router-ate-my-balls/feed/ 2