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		<title>Both Sides Are Wrong About Health Care And I&#8217;m Right</title>
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On the health care debate there are two sides with two distinct and equally annoying salesmen.
 On one side you have the Jon Stewart watching what&#8217;s-in-it-for-me types who more than anything need a cause&#8211; any cause&#8211; than they actually need healthcare being young, healthy, mostly insured professionals who have maybe had their style cramped once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pepsi / Frito Lay Raises Prices; Add Indian CMO</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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by crackpipe
You may have noticed, if you&#8217;re a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi&#8217;s Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato and corn chips in bags of Lays, Tostitos, etc. And that they didn&#8217;t lower the price of these bags. This of course raised their profit for each ounce of product. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff&#8217;s Victims</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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People shouldn&#8217;t swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn&#8217;t expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without getting off your ass and doing anything.
And let&#8217;s keep in mind, these were/are all very wealthy people. 
I don&#8217;t know very much about investing but everyone knows that the key [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders.
These little burgers are exactly what&#8217;s wrong with America. They are like 8 ounce cans of coke, Smartcars or 100 calorie cookie packs. The lie is that because the serving is smaller it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks&#8212; and they&#8217;re  excited that they&#8217;ve nimbly noticed this cultural trend and can be apart of it.
We&#8217;re supposed to smile with self-effacement and feign guilt while the TV shouts at us:
YOU&#8217;RE LOCO FOR JAVA!


This really begs  the question:
Which asshole at McKinsey &#38; [...]]]></description>
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