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		<title>Quarterlife Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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via EyeWeekly 

Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside each other in his downtown bachelor apartment and have sex that neither of them particularly enjoys. They’ve been sort-of dating for a while now, but they’re not willing to commit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga&#8217;s voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to another reader, The Dimitri, and tried to interview him but he denied being the same Dimitri but did say he was a pretty adept hunter of the Canadian Beaver. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Mixed Tape: Breakup Songs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;ve been meaning to make a mixed tape to share on here for awhile now, so I grabbed a Mixed CD titled &#8220;Camping CD #4&#8243; and put it some of it here.
I like camping and mixed CDs.
This playlist was made right after a rather difficult breakup. I would be sleeping in a one man tent.

Mixed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman.
My internal dialogue was wondering when she would get around to what a piece of hell she is to date, but to my surprise she never did.
I only like dark hair and eyes, and a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glacier With Her Name Carved In It</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Stolen from Jeff Harrell because it was necessary.

&#8220;Because I don’t give my phone number to strange men,” she said, fire in her eyes.
That was the answer. I don’t have to tell you the question. We’ve all been there. We’ve all heard this story a million times before. But I’m going to go back and tell [...]]]></description>
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