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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking

advice, humor, sex, women

19 Sep 2009
God we've all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ...

Meet Girls At A Bar

Meet Girls At A Bar

dating, los angeles, sex, women

28 Jul 2009
So you've decided you want to meet girls at a bar. See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on ...

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

celebrity, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex, women

14 Jul 2009
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga's voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to ...

 
Fat Girl Infomercial

Fat Girl Infomercial

advice, sex, technology, women

24 Jun 2009
This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It's pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. --- AF I can't recall the name of this stupid little ...

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

High School Yearbook Crotch Shot (NSFW)

High School Yearbook Crotch Shot (NSFW)

sex, web, women

22 May 2009
The web has been excited about this today, as they generally are when it involves naked high school chicks. This is Sickles High school student  (which ...

 
Padma Lakshmi Naked & Other Foreign Babes (NSFW)

Padma Lakshmi Naked & Other Foreign Babes (NSFW)

love, sex, women

23 Apr 2009
Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi is a serious piece. When you realize that this scoundrel, Salmon Rushdie, climbed on top of her for several years she seems ...

Teabagging, Is It Worth It?

Teabagging, Is It Worth It?

liberals, sex

21 Apr 2009
The media seems to think that teabagging is really funny. I think the term is teabagging stupid because I don't think anyone actually does it. It doesn't ...

Nadya Suleman Octomom Boob Pictures SFW

Nadya Suleman Octomom Boob Pictures SFW

celebrity, sex, women

27 Mar 2009
Since reading that Nadya Suleman was a stripper when she was young  i've been pestering Google for pics of her cans. So far google has ...

 
10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

advice, dating, sex, web

24 Mar 2009
My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn't include Victoria in my dating asian women ...

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex

16 Mar 2009
Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman. My internal dialogue was wondering when she ...

Pictures Of Half Naked Hot Babes From Around The Web

Pictures Of Half Naked Hot Babes From Around The Web

internet, misanthropy, sex, women

10 Jan 2009
A collection of very hot amateur girl next door style babe pics from a real connoisseur over at  Snurfy.com. What I like about this collection is ...

 
10 Things I Dislike About Latina Women

10 Things I Dislike About Latina Women

sex, women

03 Dec 2008
1. They put an accent on spanish words even if they do not speak spanish. Like when ordering at taco bell. Annoying. 2. They often use ...

Bahraini Princess Meriam Al-Khalifa Is Divorced And Hot

Bahraini Princess Meriam Al-Khalifa Is Divorced And Hot

dating, douchebags, love, sex, women

21 Sep 2008
I was watching 48 hours today (the news program, not the Eddie Murphy comedy) and it says something about a marine who married a Princess/Sheika ...

I Witnessed A Crime Today (On Google Earth)

I Witnessed A Crime Today (On Google Earth)

humor, sex

13 Sep 2008
So I was cruising down St Andrews Place (southbound, from 3rd street in Hollywood, through Koreatown to Pico boulevard) shadowing the route I took on ...

 
Send An Email To A Girl You Met At A Bar or Party Video

Send An Email To A Girl You Met At A Bar or Party Video

advice, dating, humor, love, sex

10 Sep 2008
I love lev yilmaz and tales of mere existence. Ok, so here's one on how to send an email to a woman you met at ...

Shakira Sex Tape

Shakira Sex Tape

celebrity, sex

08 Sep 2008
I was cleaning out my comments and one of them said "Shakira Sex Tape" with a very search engine friendly blogspot link. I was very ...

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