http://www.misanthropytoday.com Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:51:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/girlfriend-doesnt-realize-boyfriend-is-in-europe-backpacking/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/girlfriend-doesnt-realize-boyfriend-is-in-europe-backpacking/#comments Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:39:13 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1999 God we’ve all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ever break up with a girl and she says terrible things to you, she probably doesn’t mean a lot of it. But she also does mean a lot of it. And, another lesson that [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/girlfriend-doesnt-realize-boyfriend-is-in-europe-backpacking/feed/ 2 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:06:31 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1883 So you’ve decided you want to meet girls at a bar. See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on their minds. You’re not exactly coming up with new ideas here. Keep in mind this is not as easy as it seems and I know before you turned 21 you thought [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/feed/ 6 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/dimitri-the-lover-is-back-in-business/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/dimitri-the-lover-is-back-in-business/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:42:44 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1804 A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga’s voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to another reader, The Dimitri, and tried to interview him but he denied being the same Dimitri but did say he was a pretty adept hunter of the Canadian Beaver. If [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/dimitri-the-lover-is-back-in-business/feed/ 4 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:15:44 +0000 carl http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592 This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It’s pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. — AF I can’t recall the name of this stupid little device, but it is supposed to remove up to six inches from a female’s waste line. Ostensibly, it is a tourniquet for your torso that squeezes the crap (Literally) out [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/feed/ 7 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/worst-date-ever-coldstone-creamery/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/worst-date-ever-coldstone-creamery/#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:44:24 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1553 I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria’s site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site like fmylife or one of those. I’ve gotta come up with an idea for a fun site one of these days. Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/worst-date-ever-coldstone-creamery/feed/ 4