Misanthropy Today

I had this conversation just now: [20:40] Connie Park: have u seen a pic of my husband? [20:40] andyfox1979: yeah [20:40] andyfox1979: he looks indian [20:40] Connie Park: he’s half korean and half white [20:40] andyfox1979: wha [20:40] andyfox1979: let me see another pic [20:41] andyfox1979: i clearly remember an indian guy [20:43] Connie Park: you declined [20:43] andyfox1979: send me a link [20:43] andyfox1979: [...]

1. A Two Party System is inherently flawed. Usually you hear this argument from members of some tiny political party, the Green Party for instance, or just some idiot hippy who wants to SHAKE UP THE SYSTEM, MAN. For awhile, this was one of those cliches that someone who didn’t know anything about politics would say to [...]

I’ve always made cracks at the Prius and Prius owners, never really addressing the topic head on because I figured everyone knew that the car was a joke and it’s drivers were stupid assholes….. Then I talked to someone today who told me with a straight-face that Priuses are saving the earth. Sweet jesus what nation of [...]

Jason Calcanis and Mark Cuban made a couple lists on this topic, so since I rarely think of an original idea, I’m making one too. Both of them are about saving money, which is very important for a startup– but knowing when to spend money can be more important sometimes. 1. Create A Comfortable Working Environment: [...]

Awhile ago I tried out for Jeopardy. It’s been a month or so and I haven’t gotten a call yet, which of course makes me pissed but it was one of my lifelong goals just to try out. This Kid Gets Pissed Over Jeopardy too: Super Gory & Fake Kung Fu Scene (Spiked Humor) One Of The [...]

Not that long ago Firefox was the best thing on the planet. Remember laughing at your fuddy-duddy coworkers or friends still using internet explorer? Well since you drive a Datsun I guess you’re used to going slow. Looks like the joke is on us. At work this week, my firefox browser crashed an average of 6 times [...]

If you spend any time on the internet, you’ve probably ran into one of these “TED Talks”, which start off sort of condescending and don’t deliver enough to make you feel okay about being treated like common street trash during the intro. They all start off something like this: