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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

How To Make Water Coolers Better

How To Make Water Coolers Better

advice, humor, odd, technology

27 Aug 2009
If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in ...

Twitter On TV

Twitter On TV

technology

20 Jul 2009
By Dan Yanofsky I was watching Rick Sanchez on CNN newsroom this morning. He was doing a story on Castro and the political future of Cuba. He ...

 
Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

Why Is My Social Security Card Made Of Flimsy Paper?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology

16 Jul 2009
I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would've thrown out ...

Fat Girl Infomercial

Fat Girl Infomercial

advice, sex, technology, women

24 Jun 2009
This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It's pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. --- AF I can't recall the name of this stupid little ...

West Africa Email Scam: Business Opportunity

West Africa Email Scam: Business Opportunity

humor, technology, web

13 May 2009
This might be a little premature but hopefully I have this guy on the hook now and it turns into a Nigeria Calling type situation. ...

 
Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

Netgear Rangemax Dual Band Wireless N Router Ate My Balls

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology

13 Mar 2009
Let me just start off by saying that this router has a large button that says "LCD OFF/ON" so that you can throw a rave ...

GlobalTravel.com and DirectAdSolutions.com Are Crooks

GlobalTravel.com and DirectAdSolutions.com Are Crooks

technology, web

11 Mar 2009
A lot of people who work for or run websites get emails from media buyers wanting to place ads on their sites. Most of them ...

Twitter And The N Word

Twitter And The N Word

douchebags, liberals, technology

27 Feb 2009
I search for weird things sometimes. I often search twitter for my blog's name, my company's name, etc. After the election I searched for "Barack Obama" to ...

 
Make A Random Word Generator

Make A Random Word Generator

technology, web

09 Feb 2009
I found this Internet Argument Generator here. Press escape to form an opinion about something: After refreshing and pressing escape a few times I was curious ...

On Whether The Recession Will Be Long And Deep Or Not

On Whether The Recession Will Be Long And Deep Or Not

advice, douchebags, recession, technology

18 Dec 2008
The most insidious part of the Information Age (decided to dust that old term off) is how quickly bad information gets spread around. I’ll tell ...

Gifts I Hope You Get For Christmas

Gifts I Hope You Get For Christmas

technology

15 Dec 2008
Sometimes friend's girlfriends or parents will call me to ask what their boyfriend/son/etc wants for Christmas because I am a very sensible and observant person. What ...

 
FreeCreditReport.com Are Crooks!

FreeCreditReport.com Are Crooks!

advice, internet, reviews, technology

25 Nov 2008
When you're wronged your first instinct might be to dust off your flamethrower and be prepared to crawl into any sewer drain in Chinatown to ...

So Yeah, *67 (star 67) Doesn’t Work Anymore

So Yeah, *67 (star 67) Doesn’t Work Anymore

advice, technology

10 Nov 2008
Some friends and I were arranging an exotic dancer for a friend's going away party and learned the hard way that *67 doesn't work to ...

People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing

People Who Encrypt Their Wifi Networks Are Stupid Cheapskates Who Hate Sharing

advice, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy, recession, technology, web

03 Nov 2008
Good Evening. I'm at my old apartment that I subletted awhile ago and am now vacating. I'm here cleaning and packing some things and  i decide to ...

 
It’s 2008, Can We Put File Transfer Down For A Nap And Use Links Pls?

It’s 2008, Can We Put File Transfer Down For A Nap And Use Links Pls?

advice, technology, web

24 Sep 2008
I had this conversation just now: [20:40] Connie Park: have u seen a pic of my husband? [20:40] andyfox1979: yeah [20:40] andyfox1979: he looks indian [20:40] Connie Park: he's ...

7 Political Myths That You Probably Believe Because You’re An Idiot

7 Political Myths That You Probably Believe Because You’re An Idiot

internet, liberals, politics, technology

18 Sep 2008
1. A Two Party System is inherently flawed. Usually you hear this argument from members of some tiny political party, the Green Party for instance, or ...

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