http://www.misanthropytoday.com Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:51:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/why-san-francisco-sucks/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/why-san-francisco-sucks/#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:35:03 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=2044 I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don’t like  San Francisco, because as a city, it’s dishonest. We’ve heard about the free-thinking liberalism, the summer of love, the open-mindedness, the marvelous gay influence on the city’s culture— and how well [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/why-san-francisco-sucks/feed/ 2 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/how-to-make-water-coolers-better/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/how-to-make-water-coolers-better/#comments Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:06:40 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1959 If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in an office, you probably have one of these: The model above has both cold and lukewarm water. I’m really glad our universities are really pushing the envelope on what engineers are capable [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/how-to-make-water-coolers-better/feed/ 5 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/twitter-on-tv/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/twitter-on-tv/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:37:38 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1829 By Dan Yanofsky I was watching Rick Sanchez on CNN newsroom this morning. He was doing a story on Castro and the political future of Cuba. He had an expert come on the show, some guy named Tad, who had written an entire book about Castro and what Cuba would be like without him. Tad spoke for [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/twitter-on-tv/feed/ 1 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/why-is-my-social-security-card-made-of-flimsy-paper/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/why-is-my-social-security-card-made-of-flimsy-paper/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:49:46 +0000 andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1818 I lost my social security card and then, after 2 hours,  finally found it again wedged between two envelopes that I probably would’ve thrown out had I not been looking for something important. This is not my first social security card. Any idea why the Social Security Administration in 2009 still haven’t figured out that important [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/why-is-my-social-security-card-made-of-flimsy-paper/feed/ 5 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/ http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:15:44 +0000 carl http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592 This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It’s pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. — AF I can’t recall the name of this stupid little device, but it is supposed to remove up to six inches from a female’s waste line. Ostensibly, it is a tourniquet for your torso that squeezes the crap (Literally) out [...]]]> http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/feed/ 7