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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Welcome to 2009

Welcome to 2009

douchebags, internet, web

17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...

Quarterlife Crisis

Quarterlife Crisis

advice, los angeles, philosophy, relationships, web, women

20 Jul 2009
via EyeWeekly Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside ...

About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped

About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped

celebrity, web

24 Jun 2009
[caption id="attachment_1590" align="aligncenter" width="350" caption="It shouldn't hurt to wear v-necks"][/caption] Most people think it's funny or that Perez had it coming to him for writing nasty ...

 
Matthews Housewarming Party

Matthews Housewarming Party

douchebags, humor, internet, web

08 Jun 2009
I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It's pretty funny-- AF From: David Thorne Date: ...

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

celebrity, politics, web

04 Jun 2009
This wasn't the namby-pamby speech I was expecting. I'm starting to like Obama. Here's a link to the video: Obama Speech In Cairo To The Arab World Here ...

Blogging Sucks

Blogging Sucks

web

23 May 2009
One of my first posts on Misanthropy Today was about blogging. Here is an excerpt: So i’ve decided to start blogging because I guess I don’t have ...

 
High School Yearbook Crotch Shot (NSFW)

High School Yearbook Crotch Shot (NSFW)

sex, web, women

22 May 2009
The web has been excited about this today, as they generally are when it involves naked high school chicks. This is Sickles High school student  (which ...

I Hate Reply-All Terrorist Co-Workers

I Hate Reply-All Terrorist Co-Workers

advice, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, web

14 May 2009
I've transferred the three posts from an ill-conceived spinoff site called WhoIHate.com over to MisanthropyToday.com, probably where they should've been to begin with.  The quality ...

West Africa Email Scam: Business Opportunity

West Africa Email Scam: Business Opportunity

humor, technology, web

13 May 2009
This might be a little premature but hopefully I have this guy on the hook now and it turns into a Nigeria Calling type situation. ...

 
Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

advice, misanthropy, web

13 Apr 2009
The movement is picking up steam. Scroll to the bottom to find out how you can join the protest against Lunchbook. Join the lunchbook facebook ...

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

Obama On Marijuana, Where’s The Change?

liberals, politics, web

26 Mar 2009
I feel like I should preface this with a disclaimer: I smoke marijauana about once or twice a year. Usually while camping. That said, I ...

10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

advice, dating, sex, web

24 Mar 2009
My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn't include Victoria in my dating asian women ...

 
GlobalTravel.com and DirectAdSolutions.com Are Crooks

GlobalTravel.com and DirectAdSolutions.com Are Crooks

technology, web

11 Mar 2009
A lot of people who work for or run websites get emails from media buyers wanting to place ads on their sites. Most of them ...

Make A Random Word Generator

Make A Random Word Generator

technology, web

09 Feb 2009
I found this Internet Argument Generator here. Press escape to form an opinion about something: After refreshing and pressing escape a few times I was curious ...

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

Economy Better Under Democrats Than Republicans?

liberals, misanthropy, politics, recession, web

09 Jan 2009
I went to bed at 9pm and woke up super early. Saw this nonsense on dailyKos via stumbleupon. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/14/16546/244/75/630475 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The really ridiculous thing about this (besides the tard-y ...

 
Donating Money On Kiva Doesn’t Make Me Feel That Good

Donating Money On Kiva Doesn’t Make Me Feel That Good

web

06 Jan 2009
My mom gave me a gift certificate to Kiva.org for Christmas which is a place where you can lend third-world entrepreneurs money to help grow ...

Website For Cool Bebo Names? Best Yahoo Answers Answer Ever

Website For Cool Bebo Names? Best Yahoo Answers Answer Ever

web

03 Jan 2009
Chris A2K8 Member since: October 12, 2008 Total points: 132 (Level 1) Does Anyone Know A Website for Cool Bebo Profile Names? ^ the questions ...

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