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		<title>Welcome to 2009</title>
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by crackpipe
This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: &#8220;Thanks, we&#8217;ll pass it on to quality control.&#8221;?  Security policies help prevent some threats at the cost of slowing down processes and adding additional, potentially annoying, layers. It&#8217;s worth it when it&#8217;s necessary. So often lately, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quarterlife Crisis</title>
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via EyeWeekly 

Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside each other in his downtown bachelor apartment and have sex that neither of them particularly enjoys. They’ve been sort-of dating for a while now, but they’re not willing to commit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped</title>
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Most people think it&#8217;s funny or that Perez had it coming to him for writing nasty stuff about all the celebrities.
Most celebrities have a mental illness to be liked by everyone so for someone like Perez Hilton (who they probably consider to be an overweight computer geek faggot) to make fun of them must be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matthews Housewarming Party</title>
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I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It&#8217;s pretty funny&#8211; AF

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 8 Dec 2008 11.04am
To: Matthew Smythe
Subject: R.S.V.P.
Dear Matthew,
Thankyou for the party invite. At first glance I thought it may be a child&#8217;s party what with it being vibrant and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican&#8217;s Opinion</title>
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This wasn&#8217;t the namby-pamby speech I was expecting. I&#8217;m starting to like Obama.

Here&#8217;s a link to the video:
Obama Speech In Cairo To The Arab World

Here are the reasons I liked this speech: 
Obama started with explaining that the US does not have a blind hatred for Muslims.
Obama outlined the commonalities between Arabs and Americans.
Obama said [...]]]></description>
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