Misanthropy Today

Because If You Don’t Hate Others Nobody Else Will

space
In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
Please send Submissions, Tips, Suggestions, Naked Pics, Etc.
space
Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women

22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit... I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking

advice, humor, sex, women

19 Sep 2009
God we've all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ...

 
Meet Girls At A Bar

Meet Girls At A Bar

dating, los angeles, sex, women

28 Jul 2009
So you've decided you want to meet girls at a bar. See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on ...

Quarterlife Crisis

Quarterlife Crisis

advice, los angeles, philosophy, relationships, web, women

20 Jul 2009
via EyeWeekly Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside ...

Tit Terrorists (Breastfeeding In Public)

Tit Terrorists (Breastfeeding In Public)

women

20 Jul 2009
By Amy S. Obviously, as a woman, I am all for tits. As a person who did not possess them until almost 17, I can ...

 
Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

Instructions For A Fender Bender On The Freeway Or Busy Street

advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women

20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident Move the fuck over to the side of the road That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

celebrity, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex, women

14 Jul 2009
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga's voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to ...

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

celebrity, humor, misanthropy, women

01 Jul 2009
By Skippy Stalin I’ve always wanted to sexually humiliate Tori Spelling. There, I finally said in public. It usually doesn’t go over very well when I ...

 
On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

Fat Girl Infomercial

Fat Girl Infomercial

advice, sex, technology, women

24 Jun 2009
This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It's pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. --- AF I can't recall the name of this stupid little ...

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

 
High School Yearbook Crotch Shot (NSFW)

High School Yearbook Crotch Shot (NSFW)

sex, web, women

22 May 2009
The web has been excited about this today, as they generally are when it involves naked high school chicks. This is Sickles High school student  (which ...

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

Who Picked Unfunny Wanda Sykes For White House Correspondents Dinner?

celebrity, misanthropy, politics, women

12 May 2009
"White man got a little butt, black man got a big butt"-- Every Black comedian in the US Who picked Wanda Sykes for the White House ...

Padma Lakshmi Naked & Other Foreign Babes (NSFW)

Padma Lakshmi Naked & Other Foreign Babes (NSFW)

love, sex, women

23 Apr 2009
Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi is a serious piece. When you realize that this scoundrel, Salmon Rushdie, climbed on top of her for several years she seems ...

 
People Who Drink Chardonnay Are Creeps

People Who Drink Chardonnay Are Creeps

advice, reviews, women

13 Apr 2009
Chardonnay sucks. That it's an awful wine is common knowledge and is not even debatable. Anytime I see someone drinking it I usually hate the drinker beforehand ...

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women

07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader: Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...

space

Add Me On Facebook!