Misanthropy Today

If you dont live in LA this will probably not be interesting to you. Run along.

Chris White just started blogging with a site called DonkeyEatingAWaffle check out his site, add it to your RSS feed, etc. I promise you it will be funny. Here’s His First post– AF I’m nothing if not lazy so I figured for my first post I would utilize my tried and true Potpourri format of [...]

I was watching 48 hours today (the news program, not the Eddie Murphy comedy) and it says something about a marine who married a Princess/Sheika from Bahrain and then whisks her out of the country.I think middle eastern chicks are really hot so of course I tune in through the commercial break. So it turns out [...]

My friends have asked me, “Imam Fox” they say, “before this gets out of hand, I want you to issue a fatwa against the low V neck shirt, as it is against Allah and man and promotes homosexuality.” I have given this serious consideration. I have looked into the matter and I am hereby issuing this [...]

1. Most Of My Friends Are Guys I’ve remained friends with many men that i’ve slept with and also keep several “hopefulls” around who I don’t find attractive in one way or another but probably will once you and I break up. You’ll rest easy dating me knowing that you’ve probably met the guy I’ll [...]

Recently I uncovered that I had sent several women identical love letters (emails, actually) in the past. It wasn’t on purpose but my vocabulary and means of expressing myself is limited I guess. Sameness is a big problem for me. I of course don’t like it but like most things you don’t like, it’s only [...]

I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it. Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri)  leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes. Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like [...]