Above Chick-Fil-A, sucking away
I’m not sure why this restaurant exists.
Their crown jewel, the chick-fil-a sandwich is a dryer, blander, mcdonalds chicken sandwich with a tomato on it: for $3.79.
I know a lot of women like Chick-Fil-A because I guess chicken is healthy, but I think women just like to like stuff that costs too much money.
How many times have you heard some housewife go:
I Just gotta have my starbucks.
No, bitch you need to get into the kitchen where that $250 coffee maker is that you made your husband buy from Bed Bath and Beyond and put in a filter— what you don’t have any filters? Use a paper towel. Now dump s scoop of Yuban in and wait a few minutes.
There you just saved $4 on top of the $250 you would’ve lost if you continued to not use that expensive coffee pot.
Back To Chick-Fil-A:
And how about those waffle fries?
Here I have a tip for you guys, cook them until their golden brown like every other kind of fried potato anyone has ever cooked.
I’m not kidding you, their waffle fries come to you in a very light white-yellow color.
I was like uh these aren’t done yet.
“Thats how we make em” the woman said with a self-satisfied smirk.
Well could you cook mine a little longer? I said.
“i’m sorry, thats how we make them”.
Also they’re closed on Sundays for religious reasons which in my book is great since it’s one less day for someone to accidentally eat their incorrectly cooked bland food.
I will say that the people who work there are freakishly nice and I generally assume that comes from the corporate rule book or something because most fast food employees are pissed off or stoned and these ones (I was at the Rancho Cucamonga location en route to a weekend snowboarding) seemed normal and happy.
Overall it is my recommendation that you avoid chick-fil-a at all costs, sure the name is cute but thats about all.