Cookies For A Good Cause

Wednesday, 08 Aug 2007

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My friend and unintentional Gonzo Impersonator, Tannaz likes to give back to the community. Yes, i’m shilling here, so what.

Ok, so Tannaz is having a bake sale in a groovy part of Hollywood for a good cause.

If you live near Hollywood but don’t feel groovy enough to go to the groovy areas, here is your chance to do so without feeling like you’re trying to impose: you’re there for a good cause.

If you feel like the groovy areas are for lame-asses and you’re definitely not a lame-ass, well you have an excuse: its for a good cause.

If you’re in your late Twenties, like me, you probably grew up watching suspense programs on television with your parents and when you hear the phrase “good cause” it summons that “DUH NUH NUH” sound which makes you think “Hey this is important!” then the next thing you think is, “Wait, this is just crap and I don’t need to be involved in this do-goodery”.

Well, that’s an ok attitude to have, but after awhile you should realize that your time to do some good on this earth is running out. If you’re lucky, you have about 60 years or so. Let this be the good thing you do this month.

Q & A:

Q: What is this good cause anyways?

A: It’s for hungry kids. It’s called Share Our Strength.

Q: Isn’t there an irony to eating expensive sweets when kids are starving?

A: Yes and No. See above.

Q: This Tannaz seems Attractive, Is She Single?

A: Tannaz is very single and attractive. She likes wine, travelling and Persia-Jewish history and foods. Also, she speaks 12 languages.

Q: Nobody Speaks 12 Languages.

A: Please Phrase That In Question Form.

Q: Does Tannaz Really Speak 12 Languages?

A: No.

Q: Will The Sweets Be Good Or Like Thrown Together By A Bunch Of Hippies Haphazardly Because It’s For “A Good Cause”.
A: They’ll be good. I promise.

Here’s The Details:

Link: http://tannazie.blogspot.com/2007/07/great-american-bake-sale_26.html

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/nocookieleftbehind

Address, Date, Time, Etc:

August 18th, Noon-4pm

Scoops Ice Cream Shop, 712 N. Heliotrope, LA, Ca (just north of Melrose)

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Reader's Comments

1. 

   dude, you forgot long walks on the beach

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2. tannaz on 09 Aug 2007 3:32 pm
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   I feel like i’ve seen this Q&A thing that you do before… in every single Dave Eggers book. I’m just sayin’

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4. Jeremy on 17 Aug 2007 2:40 pm
5. 

   hi nice site

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6. bob on 16 Jan 2008 6:50 pm