Dianetics And How Gay People Are Like Vampires
It started with a friggin Dianetics ad on Misanthropy Today this afternoon.
[15:01] AndyFox1979: dude, do you see a motherfucking dianetics ad on my iste
[15:01] AndyFox1979: site
[15:02] Jeremy Azevedo: not presently, L Ron
[15:03] You are sending Jeremy Azevedo a file.
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[15:05] Jeremy Azevedo: haha
[15:05] Jeremy Azevedo: that’s just great
[15:06] Jeremy Azevedo: i had one on my site before the election that was pro prop 8
[15:06] AndyFox1979: it feels like rape
[15:06] Jeremy Azevedo: it was like “tell those fags they can go fuckl themselves: yes on prop 8″
[15:06] Jeremy Azevedo: i was so embarassed
[15:06] Jeremy Azevedo: it had, like, crosses all over it
[15:07] Jeremy Azevedo: as if gay ppl were vampires or something
[15:07] AndyFox1979: haha
[15:07] AndyFox1979: well they live a very decadent lifestyle, like vampires
[15:07] AndyFox1979: this is the making of a post
[15:08] AndyFox1979: “How Gay People Are Like Vampires”
[15:09] Jeremy Azevedo: no way, vampires don’t pork one another, or dress as well, or work in real estate or retail, nor do they listen to madonna
[15:09] Jeremy Azevedo: they also don’t go to dance clubs or smoke crystal like gay dudes
[15:10] AndyFox1979: haha
[15:10] AndyFox1979: they dress pretty well dude
[15:10] Jeremy Azevedo: well for, like, the 1600s
[15:10] Jeremy Azevedo: campires dress all gothic and shit. that’s not fashionable
[15:11] AndyFox1979: tell me you dress as elegantly as this dude
[15:11] AndyFox1979: http://www.maskworld.com/pix/costumes/large/2085-vampir-vampire.jpg
[15:11] AndyFox1979: tell me that and we can stop arguing about this right now
[15:11] Jeremy Azevedo: he needs some sunglasses and maybe lose the comberbund
[15:12] Jeremy Azevedo: but otherwise lookin’ good
This Is How Gay People Are Like Vampires:
They live a decadent lifestyle and dress very elegantly.
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I surmise that gay dudes and vampires share many traits.
Vampires are dandies (see Interview with a Vampire), they love to party and stay up late, chicks love hanging out with them and think they are hot.
Show me a vampire and he’s at least gotten a hojo from a gay dude.
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there was a saturday night live skit a while back about this very topic. i found the transcript of it but no video… the vampire had this fruity british accent. totally added to the hilarity.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94cdracula.phtml
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These vampires are admittedly pretty gay:
http://www.teamtigerawesome.com/index.php/crisis/single/vampires_suck/
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this is too amazing. John Travolta (who is way gay and also a scientologist)played a vampire who was accused of being gay on SNL.
Thanks Frances.
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here’s the vid: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x53son_snlgaydracula_fun
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I looked for 15 mins yesterday. Nice one Tom.
A few things:
- The SNL sets were way more ornate back then.
- How did frances remember this skit, its like over 10 years old?
- The guy with the orange beard/hair is the creepiest thing i’ve seen in awhile.
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I dunno, I remember this skit too, I feel like I’ve seen it recently. Maybe on hulu or something.
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linking to that saturday night live skit thingy, why do antagonists in american programmes all have british accents? I’m sure bad people come from all parts of the world and speak with many different accents.
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This reminds me of Jim Carrey (pre-batshit insanity) in the movie Once Bitten for some reason…
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