Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga’s voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to another reader, The Dimitri, and tried to interview him but he denied being the same Dimitri but did say he was a pretty adept hunter of the Canadian Beaver. If the real Dimitri is reading this go to my contact page and get in touch.
Here’s the email and the latest from Dimitri :
Andy:
You posted a while back and the world later found out it was none other than Dimitri The Lover that left them. Well, he’s back with this flyer …
If anything can instill a feeling of misanthropy in a person, that flyer will!
Colette
Yesterday I was walking through the Ryerson University campus when a man approached me. He was tall, well-dressed, and good looking. I really liked his long brown hair and his eyes. He complimented me on my “elegant” walk (which no one has ever told me), we chatted for a bit, then he asked if I was single and I admitted “yes”. He asked for my number and I said “no” and explained that I “don’t date strangers”. He asked if I only date “family members”. I laughed, but would not give him my number. I really found him attractive and charming and wanted to submit to his desires but I am just too timid.
THE “DIAGNOSIS”:
He then told me that I had “sexual issues” and could benefit from his “program”. He handed me this piece of paper and walked away. My jaw dropped as I read it. I went to his web site and realized that he was a notorious pick-up guru. I just had to share it with the world!
NEW INFORMATION:
Thanks Claudia! After reading what you wrote in the comments section, I did some Googling and found the documentary you are talking about where Dimitri is interviewed. And there’s a really funny radio interview on the same page. It says there’s some Hollywood movie about him coming out. Here’s a link:
www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_audio_video.html
In the same site I also found this really offensive announcement for a “Toronto Real Men anti-metrosexual” meeting about how to convince women to have sex without condoms:
www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html
And then there’s Dimitri’s personal web site. My girlfriend and I were on it all afternoon and we nearly fell off our chairs when we saw the videos in the “Banned Animations” section. They are VERY obscene and NSFW. In them he has sex with the Virgin Mary and is crucified (literally) by feminists:
I don’t know how anyone can read this stuff and not laugh. I may be timid with men, but I love men and I do have a sense of humour.
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I think we can stop looking for our new Time man of the year now.
Hello:
I’m a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world’s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden.
Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: http://torontorealmen.com … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there’s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet’s philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men.
Finally, here is The Prophet’s main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
WORSHIP THE COCK !!!
J.
One more thing … the voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he’s reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. Pretty clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him, huh?
Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. Read this link …
http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
Dimitri the Lover has the dirtiest twitter ever:
http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover