Comments on: Fat Girl Infomercial http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/ Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:03:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: Aric http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comment-5512 Aric Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:07:54 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592#comment-5512 Yeah...Its EPCOT...thats a food and wine festival sign behind her...god bless the photographer. Yeah…Its EPCOT…thats a food and wine festival sign behind her…god bless the photographer.

]]> By: MissLissa http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comment-4829 MissLissa Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:29:30 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592#comment-4829 That . . . is just . . . DISGUSTING. That . . . is just . . . DISGUSTING.

]]> By: Carl http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comment-4572 Carl Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:42:34 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592#comment-4572 Captain Scumbone, If I had a super secret, awesome, and totally kick-ass club, I would let you in it. Captain Scumbone,

If I had a super secret, awesome, and totally kick-ass club, I would let you in it.

]]> By: Scumbone http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comment-4509 Scumbone Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:55:04 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592#comment-4509 Speaking as a straight man, I'm appalled both by rampant female obesity (It's perfectly acceptable in men because I don't want to fuck them) and by the growing acceptance of female obesity. Curves are one thing, but folds are simply too much. If your gut sticks out past your boobs, you're in this category. You women are not queen-sized, Big Beautiful Women, rubenesque, etc. You're obese, and it's not something to be proud of. It's certainly not genetic in the vast majority of your cases, it's because you're a lazy slob who sits on your ass all day and comforts yourself by crying into a 5-gallon Value Bucket of Bryer's Entire Donut Fudge Swirl Ice Cream. Your also fat because you have this concept of negative food. Diet coke does not magically annihilate a bear claw. A salad will not vaporize a whole fried chicken. I hope you get the point. Also, just because you fat broads CAN find someone to sleep with you, realize that it could be for a lot of simple reasons. A lot of woman have ridiculous standards, there are millions of lonely people online, and black guys will often be with a white woman at any cost. (the 'sisters' are often extremely obese as well as ungodly obnoxious.)So don't go thinking you're beautiful because someone managed to go to the effort of rolling you in flour and looking for the wet spot. I'm Captain Scumbone and I approve this message. Speaking as a straight man, I’m appalled both by rampant female obesity (It’s perfectly acceptable in men because I don’t want to fuck them) and by the growing acceptance of female obesity. Curves are one thing, but folds are simply too much. If your gut sticks out past your boobs, you’re in this category. You women are not queen-sized, Big Beautiful Women, rubenesque, etc. You’re obese, and it’s not something to be proud of. It’s certainly not genetic in the vast majority of your cases, it’s because you’re a lazy slob who sits on your ass all day and comforts yourself by crying into a 5-gallon Value Bucket of Bryer’s Entire Donut Fudge Swirl Ice Cream.
Your also fat because you have this concept of negative food. Diet coke does not magically annihilate a bear claw. A salad will not vaporize a whole fried chicken. I hope you get the point.
Also, just because you fat broads CAN find someone to sleep with you, realize that it could be for a lot of simple reasons. A lot of woman have ridiculous standards, there are millions of lonely people online, and black guys will often be with a white woman at any cost. (the ’sisters’ are often extremely obese as well as ungodly obnoxious.)So don’t go thinking you’re beautiful because someone managed to go to the effort of rolling you in flour and looking for the wet spot.

I’m Captain Scumbone and I approve this message.

]]> By: Carl http://www.misanthropytoday.com/fat-girl-infomercial/#comment-4057 Carl Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:29:52 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1592#comment-4057 Dear, Mandi We get it, Fat people are victims. You're right, that's much better. Love, Carl Dear, Mandi

We get it, Fat people are victims. You’re right, that’s much better.

Love, Carl

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