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		<title>Pepsi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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by crackpipe
You may have noticed, if you&#8217;re a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi&#8217;s Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato and corn chips in bags of Lays, Tostitos, etc. And that they didn&#8217;t lower the price of these bags. This of course raised their profit for each ounce of product. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>crackpipe</dc:creator>
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by crackpipe
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		<title>Why San Francisco Sucks</title>
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I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne.
I don&#8217;t like  San Francisco, because as a city, it&#8217;s dishonest.
We&#8217;ve heard about the free-thinking liberalism, the summer of love, the open-mindedness, the marvelous gay influence on the city&#8217;s culture&#8212; and how well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coors Light Frost Liner</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
This was written 1 day before my birthday, three years ago. This was right when Coors started using their frost blue liner, which is a special temperature sensitive ink. I found this report, which I posted on Myspace to shame a friend, and decided that since i&#8217;m closing it out here, i&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Urban Hillbilly Theory, In Oakland</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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by crackpipe
I live in the Oakland ghetto most of the time. I ride the buses. The buses are weird during the day and interesting after dark. Paydays in particular. If I add a Friday night + payday = problem.
AC Transit
Oakland area bus drivers approach busstops and apparently determine the number of passengers who are boarding [...]]]></description>
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