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	<description>Because If You Don't Hate Others Nobody Else Will</description>
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		<title>I Hate People Who Have Pets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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You&#8217;ve seen it before.
It starts out as a Facebook post..

Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author&#8217;s sub-mental friends


If they say they&#8217;re thinking about doing something they&#8217;ve already decided, this is just step one in a series of events that will lead to a sad, neglected pet. I&#8217;ll get to that sequence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Greenhouse Effect &amp; Man Made Global Warming, Revisited</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Much has been made for the last few decades of the “Greenhouse Effect” and the “Enhanced Greenhouse Effect” a.k.a. “Man Made Global Warming”. So, let’s review:
Let’s start from basic principles, let’s follow “A Day in the Life of a Global Warming Photon”;
1. A Photon of Visible Light (a.k.a. Sunlight) arrives on the surface of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Both Sides Are Wrong About Health Care And I&#8217;m Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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On the health care debate there are two sides with two distinct and equally annoying salesmen.
 On one side you have the Jon Stewart watching what&#8217;s-in-it-for-me types who more than anything need a cause&#8211; any cause&#8211; than they actually need healthcare being young, healthy, mostly insured professionals who have maybe had their style cramped once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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By Dan Yanofsky

FML was funny for awhile.
I read the site occasionally, and when people were posting FML stories on their friends walls, that was funny too.
But its dead now.
Stop using the term, it is now fail. I see people using it on facebook like its an inside joke, an inside joke that everyone&#8217;s in on. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children In Advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 12:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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By Dan Yanofsky
I can’t stand children in advertising because it combines two of my least favorite things in the world: children and advertising. I don’t want some 4 year old talking down to me, telling me why I should buy some shitty product. If you watch a commercial with a child spokesman, buy the product, [...]]]></description>
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