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	<title>Misanthropy Today</title>
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	<description>Misanthropy, Politics, Entertainment, Technology, Dating, Art, Music and Pantsing People</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Funny Story About Voice Recognition Software</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/09/04/a-funny-story-about-voice-recognition-software/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[france]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[software]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At my previous company, one day I was messing around with some voice recognition software.
I would speak and it would type out what I said; usually.
You have to speak sorta slow and you have to enunciate really well. But it mostly works. I was testing it out to see if it could write emails for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Hack Stuff And Some Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/09/04/how-to-hack-stuff-and-some-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/09/04/how-to-hack-stuff-and-some-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ I like to hack stuff together.
This year I went on a camping trip in the North Fork Kern River area (where it gets very hot) and before the trip I tried to make a portable mist cooling system either powered by (a) a large battery (b) a small gasoline engine or (c) a 12-volt cigarette [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Simple Guide For Decoding The Language Of Perpetually Single Women</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[linguistics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[misanthropy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[advice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[single women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Most Of My Friends Are Guys 
I&#8217;ve remained friends with many men that i&#8217;ve slept with and also keep several &#8220;hopefulls&#8221; around who I don&#8217;t find attractive in one way or another but probably will once you and I break up. You&#8217;ll rest easy dating me knowing that you&#8217;ve probably met the guy I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Skwerl: Blogger Arrested For Posting Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy Songs</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/free-skwerl-blogger-arrested-for-posting-guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-songs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/free-skwerl-blogger-arrested-for-posting-guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-songs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chinese democracy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
My friend and former co-worker Kevin &#8220;Skwerl&#8221; Cogill was arrested by the FBI this morning for posting Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy songs on his blog Antiquiet back in June.
What a bunch of bullshit when you have people selling bootleg CDs and DVDs on every street in this city. He let maybe 25,000 people get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Changed My Mind About Iraq</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/25/ive-changed-my-mind-about-iraq/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/25/ive-changed-my-mind-about-iraq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080825/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_us_pact 

Top Story on Yahoo today is that the Iraqi Prime Minister wants foreign troops out by 2011. This triggered something in me that has been brewing for a little while. While I think it was necessary to remove Saddam, his regime and the rest of the Iraqi terrorists, it&#8217;s probably time to go now.
Look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hipster Watch: Fixie Or Fixed Gear Track Bikes</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/22/hipster-watch-fixie-or-fixed-gear-track-bikes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/22/hipster-watch-fixie-or-fixed-gear-track-bikes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[(I was about to buy HipsterWatch.com but it&#8217;s taken. If anyone wants to start HipsterWatch.net with me and keep close tabs on these GD hipsters,  write me an email)  
If you know anything about me, you know that nothing tightens my jaw up more is hipsters. Hipsters will do anything to be hip, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sort Of A Book Suggestion: The Tragedy Of Freedom By Jonathan West</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/21/sort-of-a-book-suggestion-the-tragedy-of-freedom-by-jonathan-west/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/21/sort-of-a-book-suggestion-the-tragedy-of-freedom-by-jonathan-west/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some nutbag Republican friend of mine is always laying his hawkish righty books on me since he knows I&#8217;ll read anything anyone gives me and also that i&#8217;m very susceptible to craziness and all it takes is a little suggestion.
The lates book isn&#8217;t too bad, it&#8217;s  called The Tragedy Of Freedom By Jonathan West.
Here&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lake Tahoe: Various Bodies And Other Items Floating At The Bottom?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/20/lake-tahoe-various-bodies-and-other-items-floating-at-the-bottom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/20/lake-tahoe-various-bodies-and-other-items-floating-at-the-bottom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;m going to Tahoe for a wedding  this weekend. This is probably the fortieth wedding i&#8217;ve been to in the last two years, and I really like weddings, though it&#8217;s reminding me that i&#8217;m getting to &#8220;that age&#8221;;  but I don&#8217;t want to talk about that right now.
I want to talk about a story I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheaters Tv Show Black Guy Cheats With Boss&#8217; GF And The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/20/cheaters-tv-show-black-guy-cheats-with-boss-gf-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/20/cheaters-tv-show-black-guy-cheats-with-boss-gf-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Now this video is really something. First off, this chick is a total slut, secondly the TV show cheaters is so friggin rotten&#8211; I can&#8217;t even watch it anymore, and third if either of these guys could fight i&#8217;d feel a whole lot better about this video. I notice in a lot of these shows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pervez Musharraf Resigns To Start PervezHilton.com Celebrity Site</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/18/pervez-musharraf-resigns-to-start-pervezhiltoncom-celebrity-site/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/18/pervez-musharraf-resigns-to-start-pervezhiltoncom-celebrity-site/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
My friend Darren Coochbaum told me that Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf resigned today in order to start a competing celebrity site to the USA&#8217;s PerezHilton.com. It&#8217;s an interesting strategy. I think he has a chance.
I wonder though if while Pervez is writing about celebs  some wackjob is going to take power. That&#8217;d be great. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RIP BuffetLand (Secret Garden) Restaurant, Koreatown, Los Angeles</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/17/rip-buffetland-secret-garden-restaurant-koreatown-los-angeles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/17/rip-buffetland-secret-garden-restaurant-koreatown-los-angeles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


One of my favorite korean bbq- sushi-crab leg- buffet spots in Koreatown, Buffet Land (through research i&#8217;ve found it was also called &#8220;secret garden&#8221;), has died.

I first noticed this on July 4th, with the place being gated up and looking rundown. I thought that, maybe, it was just closed for the holiday. I confirmed tonight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid And Offensive Souvenir T Shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/16/stupid-and-offensive-souvenir-t-shirts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/16/stupid-and-offensive-souvenir-t-shirts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[clothing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I was at my chalet and as I was sliding into 500 thread-count egyptian cotton sheets I looked down at the t shirt I was wearing with a pair of drawstring sleep pants which read:  &#8220;Same Shit, Different Island &#8216;Mon: Punta Cana, Dominican Republic&#8221;
(picture of shirt coming soon)
There&#8217;s a cartoon of a Rastafarian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Pissed Off Persian Or Indian Stalker Voicemail</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/14/crazy-pissed-off-persian-or-indian-stalker-voicemail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/14/crazy-pissed-off-persian-or-indian-stalker-voicemail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ I should probably just make a blog about crazy voicemails, but here&#8217;s the latest one (you probably remember Olga and Dimitri)
This one is funnier because the guy really loses his shit because some whore named Ashley isn&#8217;t returning his call. Listen til the end, its worth the wait.


I think I used up all this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Internet History Lesson #43: Hello My Future Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/13/internet-history-lesson-43-hello-my-future-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/13/internet-history-lesson-43-hello-my-future-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like&#8221;
These words haunt all who hear them.
In the old days, internet memes weren&#8217;t made as deliberately as they are now. This is a great example. I wonder what this kid is up to now. With the confidence and bedroom voice like this i&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counterpoint: How To Have Hipster Music Tastes, By Jeremy Azevedo Of MongoNation.com</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/12/counterpoint-how-to-have-hipster-music-tastes-by-jeremy-azevedo-of-mongonationcom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/12/counterpoint-how-to-have-hipster-music-tastes-by-jeremy-azevedo-of-mongonationcom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ A Friendly Counterpoint By Jeremy Azevedo of MongoNation.com

Country Sucks, Except Old Country
The reason why people express a dislike of modern country has little to do with the music itself and everything to do with the fantasy of having lived the life that the music represents. This is a problem that affects many genres of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Have Hipster Music Tastes</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/11/how-to-have-hipster-music-tastes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Country Music Sucks, Except Old Country 

I hate hipsters who don&#8217;t like country music but think they have to act like they &#8220;respect&#8221; (god I hate that word too) old country.
They will then mention a few guys who are widely considered to be &#8220;badass&#8221;:  Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash and Hank Williams
Then  &#8220;Yeah, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6 Things President Bush Has Been Accused Of Without Any Evidence Whatsoever</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/11/6-things-president-bush-has-been-accused-of-without-any-evidence-whatsoever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


  
Lately i&#8217;ve been really pissed off about how George W Bush&#8217;s character has been assassinated when he truly hasn&#8217;t done anything wrong other than winning a close election in 2000 and being the President during the 9/11 attacks and the Iraq war.
 It&#8217;s insane. We voted for the war. We voted for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am LOL Robots and Links Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/08/i-am-lol-robots-and-links-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/08/i-am-lol-robots-and-links-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ My friend Steve recently started a lol robot site called icanhasrobot.com 
It&#8217;s pretty funny- go check it out.

 Here are the links:
I Was Hunter S Thompson&#8217;s Assistant (read this)  (SmithMag.net)
Beavis And Butthead Live Action Porno NSFW!   (VideoViral.net)
How To Hack (WonderHowTo.com)
Stephanie Tanner From Full House Grew Up To Have Some Excellent Tits (MongoNation.com)
Cool Video About Internet Trolls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bin Ladens Former Driver Sentenced To Life Of Looking Like A Young Richard Pryor</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/07/bin-ladens-former-driver-sentenced-to-life-of-looking-like-a-young-richard-pryor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/07/bin-ladens-former-driver-sentenced-to-life-of-looking-like-a-young-richard-pryor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Tell me this isn&#8217;t Richard Pryor&#8217;s bastard son. Does anyone know if RP ever travelled to the middle east? Was Bin Laden a fan of his driver&#8217;s Dad&#8217;s comedy records?
I thought this was just a coincidence until I found this picture on google images:

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		<title>Morgan Freeman Crashes A Hoopty Car; Gets Divorced</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/07/morgan-freeman-crashes-a-hoopty-car-gets-divorced/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/07/morgan-freeman-crashes-a-hoopty-car-gets-divorced/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Well known actor and voice-over cheesemaker Morgan Freeman crashed a hoopty-mobile near Memphis. CNN reports that (bold mine):
The actor was injured after a car crash in neighboring Mississippi. Freeman was driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima that authorities said belongs to Meyer when the car veered off a rural road Sunday night a few miles from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flashback: Was Heath Ledger Murdered?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/06/flashback-was-heath-ledger-murdered/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/06/flashback-was-heath-ledger-murdered/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In light of the news that Mary-Kate Olsen probably murdered Heath Ledger by giving him too many pills to pacman on, I&#8217;ve decided to repost this old classic: 
Was Heath Ledger Murdered?   

Now a lot of people think i&#8217;m some sort of crackpot ( PeloTom for example) but remember that many months ago I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Bet You Anything The Democrats Have A Tape Of John Mccain Saying Something Racist</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/06/ill-bet-you-anything-the-democrats-have-a-tape-of-john-mccain-saying-something-racist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/06/ill-bet-you-anything-the-democrats-have-a-tape-of-john-mccain-saying-something-racist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
And they&#8217;ll whip it out a month or so before the election.
How much do you suppose a tape of Mccain saying the N word would fetch? It could, theoretically, be a win-an-election free card for the Presidency of the most powerful country in the world.
I&#8217;m guessing in the $15-50M range.
And take a look at McCain, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Sameness</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/05/on-sameness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I uncovered that I had sent several women identical love letters (emails, actually) in the past. It wasn’t on purpose but my vocabulary and means of expressing myself is limited I guess. Sameness is a big problem for me. I of course don’t like it but like most things you don’t like, it’s only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Cuil Ate My Balls  (a.k.a Cuil Sucks)</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/31/how-cuil-ate-my-balls-aka-cuil-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, mid to late 90&#8217;s there were the &#8220;&#8230;Ate My Balls&#8221; sites. They were sort of the lolcats of the day.  You picked a celebrity and made a jokey page about them eating your balls. Call it a day.
You&#8217;re hard pressed to actually find one of these nowadays since most of them were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I Taught Creative Writing, By Charles Bukowski</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/29/if-i-taught-creative-writing-by-charles-bukowski/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/29/if-i-taught-creative-writing-by-charles-bukowski/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[now, if you were teaching creative
writing, he asked, what would you
tell them?
I&#8217;d tell them to have an unhappy love
affair, hemorrhoids, bad teeth
and to drink cheap wine,
to keep switching the head of their
bed from wall to wall
and then I&#8217;d tell them to have
another unhappy love affair
and never to use a silk typewriter
ribbon,
avoid family picnics
or being photographed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Liberals, Now Can You STFU about Iraq?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/27/hey-liberals-now-can-you-stfu-about-iraq/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/27/hey-liberals-now-can-you-stfu-about-iraq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080726/ap_on_an/iraq_winning_the_war
ZOMG, the terrorists aren&#8217;t &#8220;too strong, too devoted&#8221; as Michael Moore, a better expert on the cheeseburger, once remarked obsequiously (that word means he&#8217;s a pussy).
No, they&#8217;re  useless pussies too who have nothing but radical edicts and violence and nothing else to offer the world. They can&#8217;t even fight well and the moral majority has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Email: Davey And Sarahs Breakup Rules</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/25/funny-email-davey-and-sarahs-breakup-rules/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/25/funny-email-davey-and-sarahs-breakup-rules/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here&#8217;s one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey&#8211; sent to me by, somewhat ironically, an ex girlfriend of only a little craziness. Enjoy&#8211; af
A real exchange b/w friends of a friend 
May 23, 2008
Dear Davey:
I have had a difficult time, over the past [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shitbag Of The Week: Johnny Depp, Hydrogen Island Man</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/24/shitbag-of-the-week-johnny-depp-hydrogen-island-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/24/shitbag-of-the-week-johnny-depp-hydrogen-island-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
I want to introduce you to a new little feature around here called &#8220;Shitbag Of The Week&#8221;. It&#8217;s where I find a shitbag and bring him in here for a good thourough drubbing and delousing. Today&#8217;s guest is: Johnny Depp.
Sure you&#8217;ve seen him wear a beanie in the summertime in Los Angeles.

Sure he owns the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bathroom Etiquette</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/22/bathroom-etiquette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I got an urgent text from my friend Jeremy today. It read:
 Somebody crapped the toilet right off the hinges in here.
I wrote back and said:
Pic or it didn&#8217;t happen.

It happened.
Who at Gorilla Nation Media rocks the shitter that hard?
Related: Here&#8217;s a link to a site that shows you the proper way to place a toilet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misanthropy Weekend Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/21/misanthropy-weekend-links/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Original And Super Good Web Story (Ep.tc)
Great Article About The Various Hot Dogs (SeriousEats.com)
4 Chan Orangutans Dating Advice (Adamrthegod.com)
Hilarious Kids With Tourettes Camp Video (VideoViral.net)
57 Things We Know Because We&#8217;re  Gamers (GamerHelp.com)
Cheating wife for sale on ebay (eatliver.com)
How To Hack    (WonderHowTo.com)
Two Boobs Talk About Movies (MongoNation.com)
Cool New TechCrunch Alternative, Launched By Former TC Writer (Inquisitr.com)
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		<title>Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/16/fourteen-passive-aggressive-appetizers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ruefully stolen  to reprint here, from the New Yorker,  who has a much bigger budget and should have some sort of anti-copyo technology which I can&#8217;t afford and I get crap ripped off all the time.
by Yoni Brenner                  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dont Talk to the Police by Professor James Duane</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/15/dont-talk-to-the-police-by-professor-james-duane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/15/dont-talk-to-the-police-by-professor-james-duane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Be warned, this video is 27 friggin minutes. 
James Duane explains why innocent people should never talk to the police. For the most part (for very large crimes) it&#8217;s true, however for smaller crimes it may be better to speak with them rather than to pull the whole &#8220;i want my lawyer&#8221; bullshit, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reward: $100 To Identify Dimitri From Olga &#038; Dimitri</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/15/reward-100-to-identify-dimitri-from-olga-dimitri/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/15/reward-100-to-identify-dimitri-from-olga-dimitri/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m offering anyone $100 if they can identify the Dmitri from the Olga and Dimtri Voicemail.
I&#8217;ve done a little research and have a few candidates but nothing solid yet. I need to find the identity of this guy if it&#8217;s the last thing I do.
Also, i&#8217;m offering $250 for a 10 minute interview with Dimitri. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Funny Gifs Evar</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/08/the-best-funny-gifs-evar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/08/the-best-funny-gifs-evar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[lols]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We all love to look at funny GIFs. I&#8217;ve been collecting these for awhile and thought it was time to share.

Fatty Crashing On A Moped:
An old classic. Notice how she rolls away unharmed. A more slender rider would&#8217;ve been seriously injured.
More lols after the jump&#8230;

The Suprise Jumpkick:
Although used to great effect in karate movies, most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Being Busy Is Not A Status Symbol</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/08/being-busy-is-not-a-status-symbol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/08/being-busy-is-not-a-status-symbol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight I was at work until 8:30 PM and wasn&#8217;t able to make some tentative dinner plans I had made over IM with a good friend who wore a dress to my birthday party.

I hate it when people I know breathlessly say &#8220;omigod i&#8217;ve been so busy lately&#8221;, as if this should let me know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Photos In Which Dicks Must Be Photoshopped Into Immediately</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/01/photos-in-which-dicks-must-be-photoshopped-immediately/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/01/photos-in-which-dicks-must-be-photoshopped-immediately/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Hillary, Barack and Rudy. You&#8217;re gonna need to find one that looks like a beer can for old Hill&#8217;.

This  cougar from Sex And The City

Newman&#8217;s Own, huh? I beg to differ.

Not sure who mischa barton is but who&#8217;s that naked dude standing behind the bushes? You decide.

Jessica Simpson. Please don&#8217;t do anything racist here.

Jessica Biel. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Chicago Acccent</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/28/funny-chicago-acccent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/28/funny-chicago-acccent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason I think this video of my friend Ford Austin after he grew a mustache doing a Chicago accent in my office is hilarious.
It&#8217;s so overtaken this other friend&#8217;s mind that she repeats this whole dialogue to people completely out of context and nobody gets it and she doesn&#8217;t understand why nobody gets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it.
Pretty funny&#8212; this dude Dmitri (Dimitri)  leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes.
Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excel Hell: Convert Seconds To Minutes and Seconds In Excel (Esp for Google Analytics)</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/26/excel-hell-convert-seconds-to-minutes-and-seconds-in-excel-esp-for-google-analytics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/26/excel-hell-convert-seconds-to-minutes-and-seconds-in-excel-esp-for-google-analytics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s say you want to export your Google Analytics referring sites numbers to a CSV file. Ok everything else shows up properly with a little easy column formatting (percentage, etc)  but what in god&#8217;s good name happened to Time On Site?
They turn it into seconds for you, since you know, we all have an immediate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man &#038; Hot Babe Funny GIF and The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/old-man-hot-babe-funny-gif-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/old-man-hot-babe-funny-gif-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Now you can say that you&#8217;ve seen an old man kick a hot blond chick in the beaver while she&#8217;s peeing.
 Crocodile Vs Shark Photo Daily Telegraph
 Tannaz&#8217; No Cookie Left Behind Bake Sale At Scoops In Hollywood            LA.EATER.COM
Cool New Search Engine, Shows Entire Pages               [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Are What You Eat</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/you-are-what-you-eat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/you-are-what-you-eat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ll be 29 in less than a month. 28 has been a good year, mostly. 26-27 wasn&#8217;t so good, I accomplished not much other than put in time working on what they used to call a &#8220;career&#8221;. Not sure what it&#8217;s called nowadays. 28 was more of that career-building pretty much all the way through. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quitting Smoking With Zyban</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/quitting-smoking-with-zyban/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/quitting-smoking-with-zyban/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ve quit smoking with Zyban about 4 times now. The problem i&#8217;m having is after I quit (which Zyban makes relatively easy) I stop taking the medication and then I start back up again.
A few thing to know about Zyban:

 It&#8217;s Wellbutrin, an anti-depressant, re-branded and one of the unintended consquences (side effects) of  Wellbutrin is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Funny Pics And The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/20/some-funny-pics-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/20/some-funny-pics-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
 A great article with even better comments about Joe Lieberman. It seems as if some Democrats actually hate the far left/moveon.org/bush lied folks as much as i do  THE NEW REPUBLIC
ANTIQUIET had Guns N Roses new album &#8220;Chinese Democracy&#8221; for exacty 2 hours, I listened to it. Not bad ANTIQUIET
A Time Line Of Internet Memes. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today&#8217;s Word Of The Day: Pussy Amnesia</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/18/misanthropy-todays-word-of-the-day-pussy-amnesia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/18/misanthropy-todays-word-of-the-day-pussy-amnesia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Pussy Amnesia: Amer. English.&#60;abstract noun&#62;:
1. Forgetting the experience or details of having sex with an ex-girlfriend (or any woman in general) thus making you interested in inviting them over for a movie or &#8220;to talk about things&#8221; despite your usual better judgment.
2. Forgetting what a girl you once saw naked looks like naked (Sometimes known [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Response To Penis Size Articles: Vagina Size</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/17/a-response-to-penis-size-articles-vagina-size/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/17/a-response-to-penis-size-articles-vagina-size/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you read Digg, about once a week you&#8217;ll see an article about penis size like this one here:
http://digg.com/educational/Big_Hands_Big_Feet_Big_Penis 
Invariably it&#8217;s written by some skank,  probably fat, who can write 1500 words about the gentle nuances in penises and how she became an expert by getting drunk at TGI Fridays every night for 4 years [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Misanthropy</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/12/my-misanthropy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 		 		 			Steve is back, this time telling us what really grinds his gears&#8212;A.F.


Jay Walkers Who Take Their Sweet Time Crossing The Road
You are breaking the law, and impeding traffic. The definition of Impede reads: to retard in movement or progress - thats right, you fucking retard, put a fucking hop in your step [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who The Hell Are The Bomb Twinz?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/11/who-the-hell-are-the-bomb-twinz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/11/who-the-hell-are-the-bomb-twinz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So i&#8217;m on Youtube today and I see this video with a fairly hot chick on it. I click on the video and it&#8217;s about bone marrow transplants and its by &#8220;The BombTwinz&#8221;. It says this in the headline so I figure they are well-known or something, raising awareness about asian people with leukemia. Nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fail A Driving Test And The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/10/fail-a-driving-test-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/10/fail-a-driving-test-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In July California law won&#8217;t let you talk on your cell phone while driving. This kid fails his driving test 5 times. Pretty funny watching the instructors lose it.



 Apparently this is for a hands-free company called parrot.com
Here&#8217;s some links:
Don&#8217;t Do Cocaine Video   Crapio
Bitchen Photo Of Police Cars Chasing A Talk On The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Btw, Obama Doing Knuckle Bump With His Wife Is Really, Very Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/09/btw-obama-doing-knuckle-bump-with-his-wife-is-really-very-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/09/btw-obama-doing-knuckle-bump-with-his-wife-is-really-very-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this on TV the other day and shuddered at what a stupid thing it was and tried to forget it.Then tonight i&#8217;m using StumbleUpon and I land on this page that some  moron thumbed up.Wow Obama and his wife know anciently old urban greetings! They&#8217;re real black people! I just peed my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Become An Expert On Mexican Cheese</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/06/become-an-expert-on-mexican-cheese/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/06/become-an-expert-on-mexican-cheese/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It pisses me off when things that try to help you learn about anything Spanish or Mexican start of like:
&#8221; The Gringo&#8217;s Guide To&#8230; &#8220;
There&#8217;s a problem with this. Gringo is so silly and cliched and also its not the nicest word. It&#8217;s not like the N word or anything. It&#8217;s not even like &#8220;Wetback&#8221;.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeremy Piven At The Playboy Mansion</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/04/jeremy-piven-at-the-playboy-mansion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/04/jeremy-piven-at-the-playboy-mansion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I saw Jeremy Piven (Ari from Entourage) at the Playboy Mansion the other night at this party I was at. He was trying to bag some Playmate. I sent an email to Drunken Stepfather (which is what you should always do if you have a pic of a celebrity doing something unrespectable) .
So maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Concedes To The Fact That She LOVES Pantsuits! Election News</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/03/hillary-concedes-to-the-fact-that-she-loves-pantsuits-election-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/03/hillary-concedes-to-the-fact-that-she-loves-pantsuits-election-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all waited for Hillary Clinton to Concede.
I have the quote from today June the 3rd, exactly one month from my birthday:
 Obama has fought a tough race, but let that not confuse us about the reason i&#8217;m really here: I want to concede that I love to wear pantsuits more than anything. F*&#38;E$ universal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unpaid Endorsement: Midphase Customer Service Is The Best</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/02/unpaid-endorsement-midphase-customer-service-is-the-best/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/02/unpaid-endorsement-midphase-customer-service-is-the-best/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I dont endorse products much, but if you&#8217;re in the market for hosting it doesn&#8217;t get much better than MidPhase: No nickel and diming for addons, no hidden charges, great interface, no downtime and excellent customer service.
Any time day or night if I have a problem, I go to their website&#8212; no login, no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does LinkedIn Behavior Mean Anything?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/01/does-linkedin-behavior-mean-anything/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/01/does-linkedin-behavior-mean-anything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
A few things: 
When someone gets a flurry of recommendations I always assume they are looking for another job, got canned or fired, or maybe they just asked a bunch of people to lay some recommendations on them the same way 13 year olds beg for comments on Myspace.
Except why would someone at the executive level [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Are The Sum Of Our Parts</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/01/we-are-the-sum-of-our-parts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/01/we-are-the-sum-of-our-parts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes people say that everyone is different and special. You may think that you are, but you  probably don&#8217;t think that everyone else is. In fact, there&#8217;s probably many people you think are below you on any number of levels. I&#8217;ll come back to this.
You might be special, but the problem is it only matters [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks And No I&#8217;m Not Going To See It</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/31/10-reasons-why-sex-and-the-city-sucks-and-no-im-not-going-to-see-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/31/10-reasons-why-sex-and-the-city-sucks-and-no-im-not-going-to-see-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 04:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sex and The City is a terrible show. After being asked by 4 people if i&#8217;m going to see this movie, I had to write something about it. 

Here&#8217;s 10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks:
1. I don&#8217;t know what the word &#8220;sassy&#8221; means but SITC is supposed to be a sassy show about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Fucked Your Mom Video And The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/30/i-fucked-your-mom-video-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/30/i-fucked-your-mom-video-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 20:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Funny Viral Videos by Crapio.com
Here&#8217;s a Direct Link to the video on my other site crapio.com 
You gotta check out this stock trading site called UpDown.com where you trade fake money but can earn real money for trading well. I&#8217;m currently trading 5% above the S&#38;P500. Here&#8217;s a snapshot of my portfolio. Check out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>21 Cool Foreign Phrases And Words That Mean Something Very Specific</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/20/21-cool-foreign-phrases-and-words-that-mean-something-very-specific/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/20/21-cool-foreign-phrases-and-words-that-mean-something-very-specific/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 05:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


Foreign people not only make up queer English words, they also have interesting words of their own. Please add any that you know of in the comments. Queer means odd by the way. My friend Chris&#8217; dad hated gay people because he felt they took a perfectly good word and made it mean something perverted.
 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suge Knight Gets Dropped Video And Rappers Can&#8217;t Fight</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/15/suge-knight-gets-dropped-video-and-rappers-cant-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/15/suge-knight-gets-dropped-video-and-rappers-cant-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 06:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
  I think people like to see this video of Suge getting his ass kicked because Suge always seemed like such a tough guy.
This is the problem with being a bad ass, and that is that you get old, unpopular, less rich or whatever else— and sure enough, some younger bastard with a XXXL [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black Kid&#8217;s Desk And The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/14/black-kids-desk-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/14/black-kids-desk-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 00:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ People sometimes say to me, Sparkles, why don&#8217;t you mess with more Nigerian scammers, that&#8217;s the funniest stuff on your site the rest is sorta lame.
Well you&#8217;re probably just a racist like Target Stores:

Why Does It Have To Be A Black Kid&#8217;s ?? Because its only $79? Racists! 
Some idiot buys 3 Playstation 1&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Into The Wild&#8221; Sucks, Big Time</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/13/into-the-wild-sucks-big-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/13/into-the-wild-sucks-big-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 09:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none is found. This film only reminds you how hopelessly stupid, gullible and indiscriminate your fellow humans are.
Isn&#8217;t this a great party?

I&#8217;m stupid for even watching this movie in the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fake Myspace Profiles</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/12/fake-myspace-profiles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A Few Things To Get Us Rolling:
1. Myspace: Jed Clampett, FaceBook= Mr. Drysdale
I like Myspace still despite it lately being seen as the Jed Clampett To Facebook&#8217;s Mr. Drysdale (the banker). Maybe even more for that reason.
Even though Mr Drysdale was more sophisticated and educated, Jed Clampett would always have more money than he has, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Introduction To New Science</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/12/an-introduction-to-new-science/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 07:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to start a discussion for ordinary people to engage in something i&#8217;ll call &#8220;Noo Science&#8221;. Noo rhymes with &#8220;new&#8221;, I am just aware that there&#8217;s a term &#8220;New Science&#8221; already and i&#8217;m not sure what it means.
The prescribed scientific route to discovering new ideas follows the process below, sometimes called the Scientific Method:

Define [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m Voting For John McCain</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/08/why-im-voting-for-john-mccain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/08/why-im-voting-for-john-mccain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 03:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[According to McCain, no society &#8220;that denies religious freedom can ever rightly claim to be good in some other way. And no person can ever be true to any faith that believes in the dignity of all human life if they do not act out of concern for those whose dignity is assailed because of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Party Quirk Of The Day #36: The Fiance</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/06/party-quirk-of-the-day-36-the-fiance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/06/party-quirk-of-the-day-36-the-fiance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When you and your friends are attending a soiree where you don&#8217;t know anyone, sometimes its fun to assign each friend a party quirk to make it more interesting.

Today&#8217;s party quirk is called &#8220;The Fiance&#8221; :

Like those annoying girls who are capable of squeezing &#8220;my boyfriend&#8221; or &#8220;my fiance&#8221; into their reply when you ask [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Further Reading On The Iraq War</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/30/further-reading-on-the-iraq-war/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/30/further-reading-on-the-iraq-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m re-reading &#8220;My War: Killing Time In Iraq&#8221; which first started as a blog written by a soldier serving in Iraq named Colby Buzzell. Colby and I have talked a few times and I consider him a friend of mine.
After his blog got popular and he got a book deal, he also got a letter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Hates: The Prius!</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/29/misanthropy-today-hates-the-prius/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/29/misanthropy-today-hates-the-prius/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always made cracks at the Prius and Prius owners, never really addressing the topic head on because I figured everyone knew that the car was a joke and it&#8217;s drivers were stupid assholes&#8230;..
Then I talked to someone today who told me with a straight-face that Priuses are saving the earth.
Sweet jesus what nation of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cola Wars, Part One</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/28/the-cola-wars-part-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/28/the-cola-wars-part-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m working on  a Hamburger Project that goes back a few years. Essentially, the goal is to find the best hamburger joints and stands  in Los Angeles without relying too heavily on the same top 10 lists you&#8217;ve seen over and goddamned over.
Father&#8217;s Office, The Counter, etc.  Blah.
I&#8217;ve told a few people about my project [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i don&#8217;t know why, but i think it&#8217;s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/21/i-dont-know-why-but-i-think-its-either-the-political-climate-or-olympic-fever-or-yellow-fever-that-is-compelling-me-to-find-a-chinese-girl-to-sleep-with/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/21/i-dont-know-why-but-i-think-its-either-the-political-climate-or-olympic-fever-or-yellow-fever-that-is-compelling-me-to-find-a-chinese-girl-to-sleep-with/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Special Guest Post By 80&#8217;s Rob.  

i don&#8217;t know why, but i think it&#8217;s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with.
I remember years ago when my friend Andy (who runs this site) was with some Korean girl and made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Email Bag: Dating Advice And Physics</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/07/email-bag-dating-advice-and-physics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/07/email-bag-dating-advice-and-physics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I got an email over the weekend.
It made me think of my friend Chris Yeh, who recently started a blog called Ask The Harvard MBA.
I told Chris that i&#8217;d be starting the Ellsworth Toohey of advice sites soon. He laughed.

Anyhow I get this message:
To: andyfox1979@yahoo.com
From: xxxxxxx1986@xxxxx.com
Subject: Relationship Advice
Hi Andy
       [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Apparel: Do Not Want</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/31/american-apparel-do-not-want/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/31/american-apparel-do-not-want/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
This morning I decided that American Apparel has had a long and successful run and it&#8217;s time to put a stop to it.
I&#8217;m hereby issuing a fatwa against American Apparel.

You are not to wear these garments, especially if you are a male or over the age of 23.
Your band or website is to stop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nice Guy Seeking Reckless, Possibly Doomed Relationship!</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/18/nice-guy-seeking-reckless-possibly-doomed-relationship/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/18/nice-guy-seeking-reckless-possibly-doomed-relationship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF
Hi there! How are you? I&#8217;m good! I certainly can&#8217;t complain about the nice weather here. Do you like my &#8220;letter from camp&#8221; style opening? You don&#8217;t!? Well gee whiz, I don&#8217;t know what to tell you! I&#8217;m new to communicating!

Anyways, I&#8217;m a charming young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Future Employer: How To Write An Effective Cover Letter</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/18/dear-future-employer-how-to-write-an-effective-cover-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/18/dear-future-employer-how-to-write-an-effective-cover-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
A cover letter, by Tom Oatmeal. Land the job of your dreams using Tom&#8217;s Simple Style &#8211;AF

Dear Future Employer,
I can&#8217;t remember exactly what the job is that I&#8217;m applying for, but I know I&#8217;d be great at it. Throughout my professional years I&#8217;ve established a fairly respectful social and professional reputation. Although, when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Going To Live In A Small Town Now, By Tom Oatmeal</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/17/im-going-to-live-in-a-small-town-now-by-tom-oatmeal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/17/im-going-to-live-in-a-small-town-now-by-tom-oatmeal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tomoatmeal</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to introduce everyone to a new contributor, Tom  Oatmeal. I found Tom&#8217;s work by accident online somewhere and thought he was a good fit for Misanthropy Today . All I know about Tom is that this idiot horse bit off his hand when he was trying to feed it a pinecone, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charles Bukowski, A Poem For Swingers</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/17/charles-bukowski-a-poem-for-swingers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/17/charles-bukowski-a-poem-for-swingers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
a poem for swingers, a poem for the playgirls of the universe

I like women who haven’t lived with too many men.
I don’t expect virginity but I simply prefer women
who haven’t been rubbed raw by experience.
there is a quality about women who choose
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in their
gentle hearts.
women [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Rules For Startups</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/10/rules-for-startups/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/10/rules-for-startups/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Jason Calcanis and Mark Cuban made a couple lists on this topic, so since I rarely think of an original idea, I&#8217;m making one too.
Both of them are about saving money, which is very important for a startup&#8211; but knowing when to spend money can be more important sometimes.
 
  1. Create A Comfortable Working Environment: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nasty Beers Of The World</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/09/nasty-beers-of-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/09/nasty-beers-of-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;m sitting here having a beer, and it got me thinking about the other night I was at the airport bar at the Bradley International Terminal, at LAX.
This pushy Brit comes up, practically sitting on my lap and orders a Budweiser and a pinot grigio for some broad he was with.
&#8221; &#8216;ello there&#8221; he said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary vs. Obama, Is Hillary A Racist Or Is Obama A Sexist?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/06/hillary-vs-obama-is-hillary-a-racist-or-is-obama-a-sexist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/06/hillary-vs-obama-is-hillary-a-racist-or-is-obama-a-sexist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone over at Antiquiet.com wrote a pretty good post titled Let&#8217;s Just Keep Shitting On Black People And Women .

I left some long winded comments, but I want you people to go there and read it and leave some comments also. Please leave comments here too so that I can attack your hastily cobbled political [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Broad, as a noun</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/04/broad-as-a-noun/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/04/broad-as-a-noun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[People don&#8217;t refer to women as &#8220;broads&#8221; as much as they should anymore.
Just wanted to throw that out there.

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		<title>I&#8217;m Tired Of The Lulz, And The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/04/im-tired-of-the-lulz-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/04/im-tired-of-the-lulz-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ When I first found 4chan it was loaded with real scum of the earth, which made it quaint and likeable. That was about 3 or 4 years ago. Now it&#8217;s full of newfags and soccer Moms are probably &#8220;doing it for the lulz&#8221;.
The sure sign that something has become stupid and worthless is when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Things You Should Know About Koreatown, Los Angeles</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/29/a-few-things-you-should-know-about-koreatown-los-angeles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/29/a-few-things-you-should-know-about-koreatown-los-angeles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
I quit my job recently. After a year of soul and bone crushing work, my blood oiling the cogs and pulleys of the corporate internet machine, I am a free man.
For four more days.
Until I start the new job that I quit this one for.
Yeah, i&#8217;m a dope.
So where does the author of your favorite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #43 Not To Vote For Barack Obama: Cigarette Fiend</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/29/reason-43-not-to-vote-for-barack-obama-cigarette-fiend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/29/reason-43-not-to-vote-for-barack-obama-cigarette-fiend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he&#8217;s also a tobacco fiend.
This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama&#8217;s addiction.

Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn&#8217;t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeopardy Teen Drops F-Bomb, Rape Robots and The Links</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/26/jeopardy-teen-drops-f-bomb-and-the-links/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/26/jeopardy-teen-drops-f-bomb-and-the-links/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Awhile ago I tried out for Jeopardy. It&#8217;s been a month or so and I haven&#8217;t gotten a call yet, which of course makes me pissed but it was one of my lifelong goals just to try out.
This Kid Gets Pissed Over Jeopardy too:














Super Gory &#38; Fake Kung Fu Scene (Spiked Humor)
One Of The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Thing That Netflix Does</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/21/this-thing-that-netflix-does/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, arriving early, giving useful suggestions. I would send in my movies and within 2 days&#8212; all new movies. I have the 4 at once option, which is about $24 per [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Leykis Is A Douchebag</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/14/tom-leykis-is-a-douchebag/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/14/tom-leykis-is-a-douchebag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Tonight at 3AM i&#8217;m moving my car because I live in an area of Koreatown that has streetcleaning between 8-10am (rather than you know, 10-12am when most people are at work already) two days a week. And of course, because parking is so tight, the parking enforcement people are vultures. It&#8217;s the poor tax I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Movie Review: The Bridge</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/14/misanthropy-today-movie-review-the-bridge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/14/misanthropy-today-movie-review-the-bridge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This film opens with a guy climbing over the rail and jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My Mom suggested I rent this movie because she knows I like to watch documentaries. Even though most documentaries are lousy, since i&#8217;m having a Netflix renaissance it&#8217;s easy to get my hands on the really marginal ones and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Myspace Self Portraits</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/13/myspace-self-portraits/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/13/myspace-self-portraits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Two different macros for you to choose from: 

When you see it, you&#8217;ll shit bricks.

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		<title>A Few Words About Nigerian Scams and The Paradigm Shift Of Being An Idiot, In 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/11/a-few-words-about-nigerian-scams/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/11/a-few-words-about-nigerian-scams/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[(left, Clearly A Nigerian Businessman)
While of course scams are bad, Nigerian or otherwise, I would like to add a few things:
Some very basic humans tend to see things in a one-dimensional way, something is bad, or good, for example. They do not have the mental agility to all at once see 10 sides of any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Did Firefox Start To Suck So Bad?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/10/when-did-firefox-start-to-suck-so-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/10/when-did-firefox-start-to-suck-so-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Not that long ago Firefox was the best thing on the planet. Remember laughing at your fuddy-duddy coworkers or friends still using internet explorer? Well since you drive a Datsun I guess you&#8217;re used to going slow.
Looks like the joke is on us.
At work this week, my firefox browser crashed an average of 6 times [...]]]></description>
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		<title>how to break up with your girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/05/how-to-break-up-with-your-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/05/how-to-break-up-with-your-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[












a how-to video teaching you the delicate process involved in breaking up and continuing the cycle of misery.
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		<title>Ten 2008 Superbowl Predictions</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/03/ten-2008-superbowl-predictions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/03/ten-2008-superbowl-predictions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 


A person will go to a supermarket and purchase only items displayed in the &#8220;Superbowl Madness&#8221; displays including: 36-pack cans of Coors Light, Impossibly large bag of Lay&#8217;s Potato Chips, 12-pack of Coca-Cola classic (with superbowl packaging) and hot dog ingedients and condiments (some with superbowl packaging). This person will also purchase an item [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Time I Caught Barack Obama Stealing My Lunch</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/01/the-time-i-caught-barack-obama-stealing-my-lunch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/01/the-time-i-caught-barack-obama-stealing-my-lunch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[With the election here and everyone making their endorsements I decided Misanthropy Today should weigh in as well.
I&#8217;m going to vote for John McCain and I urge you to do so also.

I know two things about John McCain:

He was a war hero and spent 5 years in a POW camp where he was routinely beaten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Wordpress .htaccess Making Your Life Miserable?</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/31/is-wordpress-htaccess-making-your-life-miserable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/31/is-wordpress-htaccess-making-your-life-miserable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/31/is-wordpress-htaccess-making-your-life-miserable/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(If you&#8217;re a regular here and don&#8217;t know what .htaccess is, lucky you. Move along to another post.)

If you&#8217;re reading this you&#8217;ve broke your wordpress site and you&#8217;re pissed. Relax a little bit. Don&#8217;t delete anything.  Don&#8217;t call customer support. I will solve your problem.
You may have noticed that a Google search yielded all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misanthropy Links Of The Week 1-25-08</title>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/30/misanthropy-links-of-the-week-1-25-08/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[misanthropy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bigtime]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drunken stepfather]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[karate]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kick your ass]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mariah carey naked]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[naked babes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paypal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[photoshop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[you suck at photoshop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[you'll shit bricks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a little drunk and don&#8217;t have much to say this week.
Here are my links:

You Suck At Photoshop, Big Time (Spiked Humor)
Shopped Pic Of Mariah Carey Naked (D Listed)
A Funny Picture Of Naked Party Babes That Probably Wouldn&#8217;t Hang Out With Me (Drunken Stepfather)
 Some Hot Middle Eastern Babe, Showing Off Their Damn Boobs And [...]]]></description>
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