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	<title>Misanthropy Today</title>
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		<title>A Funny Story About Voice Recognition Software</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At my previous company, one day I was messing around with some voice recognition software.
I would speak and it would type out what I said; usually.
You have to speak sorta slow and you have to enunciate really well. But it mostly works. I was testing it out to see if it could write emails for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/09/04/a-funny-story-about-voice-recognition-software/</link>
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		<title>How To Hack Stuff And Some Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ I like to hack stuff together.
This year I went on a camping trip in the North Fork Kern River area (where it gets very hot) and before the trip I tried to make a portable mist cooling system either powered by (a) a large battery (b) a small gasoline engine or (c) a 12-volt cigarette [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/09/04/how-to-hack-stuff-and-some-links/</link>
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		<title>A Simple Guide For Decoding The Language Of Perpetually Single Women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Most Of My Friends Are Guys 
I&#8217;ve remained friends with many men that i&#8217;ve slept with and also keep several &#8220;hopefulls&#8221; around who I don&#8217;t find attractive in one way or another but probably will once you and I break up. You&#8217;ll rest easy dating me knowing that you&#8217;ve probably met the guy I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/</link>
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		<title>Free Skwerl: Blogger Arrested For Posting Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy Songs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
My friend and former co-worker Kevin &#8220;Skwerl&#8221; Cogill was arrested by the FBI this morning for posting Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy songs on his blog Antiquiet back in June.
What a bunch of bullshit when you have people selling bootleg CDs and DVDs on every street in this city. He let maybe 25,000 people get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/free-skwerl-blogger-arrested-for-posting-guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-songs/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Changed My Mind About Iraq</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080825/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_us_pact 

Top Story on Yahoo today is that the Iraqi Prime Minister wants foreign troops out by 2011. This triggered something in me that has been brewing for a little while. While I think it was necessary to remove Saddam, his regime and the rest of the Iraqi terrorists, it&#8217;s probably time to go now.
Look [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/25/ive-changed-my-mind-about-iraq/</link>
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		<title>Hipster Watch: Fixie Or Fixed Gear Track Bikes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(I was about to buy HipsterWatch.com but it&#8217;s taken. If anyone wants to start HipsterWatch.net with me and keep close tabs on these GD hipsters,  write me an email)  
If you know anything about me, you know that nothing tightens my jaw up more is hipsters. Hipsters will do anything to be hip, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/22/hipster-watch-fixie-or-fixed-gear-track-bikes/</link>
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		<title>Sort Of A Book Suggestion: The Tragedy Of Freedom By Jonathan West</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some nutbag Republican friend of mine is always laying his hawkish righty books on me since he knows I&#8217;ll read anything anyone gives me and also that i&#8217;m very susceptible to craziness and all it takes is a little suggestion.
The lates book isn&#8217;t too bad, it&#8217;s  called The Tragedy Of Freedom By Jonathan West.
Here&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/21/sort-of-a-book-suggestion-the-tragedy-of-freedom-by-jonathan-west/</link>
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		<title>Lake Tahoe: Various Bodies And Other Items Floating At The Bottom?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;m going to Tahoe for a wedding  this weekend. This is probably the fortieth wedding i&#8217;ve been to in the last two years, and I really like weddings, though it&#8217;s reminding me that i&#8217;m getting to &#8220;that age&#8221;;  but I don&#8217;t want to talk about that right now.
I want to talk about a story I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/20/lake-tahoe-various-bodies-and-other-items-floating-at-the-bottom/</link>
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		<title>Cheaters Tv Show Black Guy Cheats With Boss&#8217; GF And The Links</title>
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Now this video is really something. First off, this chick is a total slut, secondly the TV show cheaters is so friggin rotten&#8211; I can&#8217;t even watch it anymore, and third if either of these guys could fight i&#8217;d feel a whole lot better about this video. I notice in a lot of these shows [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/20/cheaters-tv-show-black-guy-cheats-with-boss-gf-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>Pervez Musharraf Resigns To Start PervezHilton.com Celebrity Site</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
My friend Darren Coochbaum told me that Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf resigned today in order to start a competing celebrity site to the USA&#8217;s PerezHilton.com. It&#8217;s an interesting strategy. I think he has a chance.
I wonder though if while Pervez is writing about celebs  some wackjob is going to take power. That&#8217;d be great. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/18/pervez-musharraf-resigns-to-start-pervezhiltoncom-celebrity-site/</link>
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		<title>RIP BuffetLand (Secret Garden) Restaurant, Koreatown, Los Angeles</title>
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One of my favorite korean bbq- sushi-crab leg- buffet spots in Koreatown, Buffet Land (through research i&#8217;ve found it was also called &#8220;secret garden&#8221;), has died.

I first noticed this on July 4th, with the place being gated up and looking rundown. I thought that, maybe, it was just closed for the holiday. I confirmed tonight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/17/rip-buffetland-secret-garden-restaurant-koreatown-los-angeles/</link>
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		<title>Stupid And Offensive Souvenir T Shirts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I was at my chalet and as I was sliding into 500 thread-count egyptian cotton sheets I looked down at the t shirt I was wearing with a pair of drawstring sleep pants which read:  &#8220;Same Shit, Different Island &#8216;Mon: Punta Cana, Dominican Republic&#8221;
(picture of shirt coming soon)
There&#8217;s a cartoon of a Rastafarian [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/16/stupid-and-offensive-souvenir-t-shirts/</link>
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		<title>Crazy Pissed Off Persian Or Indian Stalker Voicemail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ I should probably just make a blog about crazy voicemails, but here&#8217;s the latest one (you probably remember Olga and Dimitri)
This one is funnier because the guy really loses his shit because some whore named Ashley isn&#8217;t returning his call. Listen til the end, its worth the wait.


I think I used up all this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/14/crazy-pissed-off-persian-or-indian-stalker-voicemail/</link>
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		<title>Internet History Lesson #43: Hello My Future Girlfriend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like&#8221;
These words haunt all who hear them.
In the old days, internet memes weren&#8217;t made as deliberately as they are now. This is a great example. I wonder what this kid is up to now. With the confidence and bedroom voice like this i&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/13/internet-history-lesson-43-hello-my-future-girlfriend/</link>
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		<title>Counterpoint: How To Have Hipster Music Tastes, By Jeremy Azevedo Of MongoNation.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ A Friendly Counterpoint By Jeremy Azevedo of MongoNation.com

Country Sucks, Except Old Country
The reason why people express a dislike of modern country has little to do with the music itself and everything to do with the fantasy of having lived the life that the music represents. This is a problem that affects many genres of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/12/counterpoint-how-to-have-hipster-music-tastes-by-jeremy-azevedo-of-mongonationcom/</link>
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		<title>How To Have Hipster Music Tastes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Country Music Sucks, Except Old Country 

I hate hipsters who don&#8217;t like country music but think they have to act like they &#8220;respect&#8221; (god I hate that word too) old country.
They will then mention a few guys who are widely considered to be &#8220;badass&#8221;:  Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash and Hank Williams
Then  &#8220;Yeah, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/11/how-to-have-hipster-music-tastes/</link>
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		<title>6 Things President Bush Has Been Accused Of Without Any Evidence Whatsoever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


  
Lately i&#8217;ve been really pissed off about how George W Bush&#8217;s character has been assassinated when he truly hasn&#8217;t done anything wrong other than winning a close election in 2000 and being the President during the 9/11 attacks and the Iraq war.
 It&#8217;s insane. We voted for the war. We voted for the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/11/6-things-president-bush-has-been-accused-of-without-any-evidence-whatsoever/</link>
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		<title>I Am LOL Robots and Links Of The Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ My friend Steve recently started a lol robot site called icanhasrobot.com 
It&#8217;s pretty funny- go check it out.

 Here are the links:
I Was Hunter S Thompson&#8217;s Assistant (read this)  (SmithMag.net)
Beavis And Butthead Live Action Porno NSFW!   (VideoViral.net)
How To Hack (WonderHowTo.com)
Stephanie Tanner From Full House Grew Up To Have Some Excellent Tits (MongoNation.com)
Cool Video About Internet Trolls [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/08/i-am-lol-robots-and-links-of-the-day/</link>
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		<title>Bin Ladens Former Driver Sentenced To Life Of Looking Like A Young Richard Pryor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Tell me this isn&#8217;t Richard Pryor&#8217;s bastard son. Does anyone know if RP ever travelled to the middle east? Was Bin Laden a fan of his driver&#8217;s Dad&#8217;s comedy records?
I thought this was just a coincidence until I found this picture on google images:

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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/07/bin-ladens-former-driver-sentenced-to-life-of-looking-like-a-young-richard-pryor/</link>
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		<title>Morgan Freeman Crashes A Hoopty Car; Gets Divorced</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
Well known actor and voice-over cheesemaker Morgan Freeman crashed a hoopty-mobile near Memphis. CNN reports that (bold mine):
The actor was injured after a car crash in neighboring Mississippi. Freeman was driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima that authorities said belongs to Meyer when the car veered off a rural road Sunday night a few miles from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/07/morgan-freeman-crashes-a-hoopty-car-gets-divorced/</link>
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		<title>Flashback: Was Heath Ledger Murdered?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In light of the news that Mary-Kate Olsen probably murdered Heath Ledger by giving him too many pills to pacman on, I&#8217;ve decided to repost this old classic: 
Was Heath Ledger Murdered?   

Now a lot of people think i&#8217;m some sort of crackpot ( PeloTom for example) but remember that many months ago I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/06/flashback-was-heath-ledger-murdered/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Bet You Anything The Democrats Have A Tape Of John Mccain Saying Something Racist</title>
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And they&#8217;ll whip it out a month or so before the election.
How much do you suppose a tape of Mccain saying the N word would fetch? It could, theoretically, be a win-an-election free card for the Presidency of the most powerful country in the world.
I&#8217;m guessing in the $15-50M range.
And take a look at McCain, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/06/ill-bet-you-anything-the-democrats-have-a-tape-of-john-mccain-saying-something-racist/</link>
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		<title>On Sameness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently I uncovered that I had sent several women identical love letters (emails, actually) in the past. It wasn’t on purpose but my vocabulary and means of expressing myself is limited I guess. Sameness is a big problem for me. I of course don’t like it but like most things you don’t like, it’s only [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/05/on-sameness/</link>
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		<title>How Cuil Ate My Balls  (a.k.a Cuil Sucks)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago, mid to late 90&#8217;s there were the &#8220;&#8230;Ate My Balls&#8221; sites. They were sort of the lolcats of the day.  You picked a celebrity and made a jokey page about them eating your balls. Call it a day.
You&#8217;re hard pressed to actually find one of these nowadays since most of them were [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/31/how-cuil-ate-my-balls-aka-cuil-sucks/</link>
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		<title>If I Taught Creative Writing, By Charles Bukowski</title>
		<description><![CDATA[now, if you were teaching creative
writing, he asked, what would you
tell them?
I&#8217;d tell them to have an unhappy love
affair, hemorrhoids, bad teeth
and to drink cheap wine,
to keep switching the head of their
bed from wall to wall
and then I&#8217;d tell them to have
another unhappy love affair
and never to use a silk typewriter
ribbon,
avoid family picnics
or being photographed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/29/if-i-taught-creative-writing-by-charles-bukowski/</link>
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		<title>Hey Liberals, Now Can You STFU about Iraq?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080726/ap_on_an/iraq_winning_the_war
ZOMG, the terrorists aren&#8217;t &#8220;too strong, too devoted&#8221; as Michael Moore, a better expert on the cheeseburger, once remarked obsequiously (that word means he&#8217;s a pussy).
No, they&#8217;re  useless pussies too who have nothing but radical edicts and violence and nothing else to offer the world. They can&#8217;t even fight well and the moral majority has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/27/hey-liberals-now-can-you-stfu-about-iraq/</link>
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		<title>Funny Email: Davey And Sarahs Breakup Rules</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here&#8217;s one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey&#8211; sent to me by, somewhat ironically, an ex girlfriend of only a little craziness. Enjoy&#8211; af
A real exchange b/w friends of a friend 
May 23, 2008
Dear Davey:
I have had a difficult time, over the past [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/25/funny-email-davey-and-sarahs-breakup-rules/</link>
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		<title>Shitbag Of The Week: Johnny Depp, Hydrogen Island Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I want to introduce you to a new little feature around here called &#8220;Shitbag Of The Week&#8221;. It&#8217;s where I find a shitbag and bring him in here for a good thourough drubbing and delousing. Today&#8217;s guest is: Johnny Depp.
Sure you&#8217;ve seen him wear a beanie in the summertime in Los Angeles.

Sure he owns the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/24/shitbag-of-the-week-johnny-depp-hydrogen-island-man/</link>
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		<title>Bathroom Etiquette</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got an urgent text from my friend Jeremy today. It read:
 Somebody crapped the toilet right off the hinges in here.
I wrote back and said:
Pic or it didn&#8217;t happen.

It happened.
Who at Gorilla Nation Media rocks the shitter that hard?
Related: Here&#8217;s a link to a site that shows you the proper way to place a toilet [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/22/bathroom-etiquette/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Weekend Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Original And Super Good Web Story (Ep.tc)
Great Article About The Various Hot Dogs (SeriousEats.com)
4 Chan Orangutans Dating Advice (Adamrthegod.com)
Hilarious Kids With Tourettes Camp Video (VideoViral.net)
57 Things We Know Because We&#8217;re  Gamers (GamerHelp.com)
Cheating wife for sale on ebay (eatliver.com)
How To Hack    (WonderHowTo.com)
Two Boobs Talk About Movies (MongoNation.com)
Cool New TechCrunch Alternative, Launched By Former TC Writer (Inquisitr.com)
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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/21/misanthropy-weekend-links/</link>
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		<title>Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Ruefully stolen  to reprint here, from the New Yorker,  who has a much bigger budget and should have some sort of anti-copyo technology which I can&#8217;t afford and I get crap ripped off all the time.
by Yoni Brenner                  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/16/fourteen-passive-aggressive-appetizers/</link>
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		<title>Dont Talk to the Police by Professor James Duane</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 

Be warned, this video is 27 friggin minutes. 
James Duane explains why innocent people should never talk to the police. For the most part (for very large crimes) it&#8217;s true, however for smaller crimes it may be better to speak with them rather than to pull the whole &#8220;i want my lawyer&#8221; bullshit, which [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/15/dont-talk-to-the-police-by-professor-james-duane/</link>
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		<title>Reward: $100 To Identify Dimitri From Olga &#038; Dimitri</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m offering anyone $100 if they can identify the Dmitri from the Olga and Dimtri Voicemail.
I&#8217;ve done a little research and have a few candidates but nothing solid yet. I need to find the identity of this guy if it&#8217;s the last thing I do.
Also, i&#8217;m offering $250 for a 10 minute interview with Dimitri. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/15/reward-100-to-identify-dimitri-from-olga-dimitri/</link>
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		<title>The Best Funny Gifs Evar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We all love to look at funny GIFs. I&#8217;ve been collecting these for awhile and thought it was time to share.

Fatty Crashing On A Moped:
An old classic. Notice how she rolls away unharmed. A more slender rider would&#8217;ve been seriously injured.
More lols after the jump&#8230;

The Suprise Jumpkick:
Although used to great effect in karate movies, most [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/08/the-best-funny-gifs-evar/</link>
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		<title>Being Busy Is Not A Status Symbol</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight I was at work until 8:30 PM and wasn&#8217;t able to make some tentative dinner plans I had made over IM with a good friend who wore a dress to my birthday party.

I hate it when people I know breathlessly say &#8220;omigod i&#8217;ve been so busy lately&#8221;, as if this should let me know [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/08/being-busy-is-not-a-status-symbol/</link>
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		<title>Photos In Which Dicks Must Be Photoshopped Into Immediately</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Hillary, Barack and Rudy. You&#8217;re gonna need to find one that looks like a beer can for old Hill&#8217;.

This  cougar from Sex And The City

Newman&#8217;s Own, huh? I beg to differ.

Not sure who mischa barton is but who&#8217;s that naked dude standing behind the bushes? You decide.

Jessica Simpson. Please don&#8217;t do anything racist here.

Jessica Biel. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/07/01/photos-in-which-dicks-must-be-photoshopped-immediately/</link>
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		<title>Funny Chicago Acccent</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For some reason I think this video of my friend Ford Austin after he grew a mustache doing a Chicago accent in my office is hilarious.
It&#8217;s so overtaken this other friend&#8217;s mind that she repeats this whole dialogue to people completely out of context and nobody gets it and she doesn&#8217;t understand why nobody gets [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/28/funny-chicago-acccent/</link>
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		<title>Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it.
Pretty funny&#8212; this dude Dmitri (Dimitri)  leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes.
Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/</link>
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		<title>Excel Hell: Convert Seconds To Minutes and Seconds In Excel (Esp for Google Analytics)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s say you want to export your Google Analytics referring sites numbers to a CSV file. Ok everything else shows up properly with a little easy column formatting (percentage, etc)  but what in god&#8217;s good name happened to Time On Site?
They turn it into seconds for you, since you know, we all have an immediate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/26/excel-hell-convert-seconds-to-minutes-and-seconds-in-excel-esp-for-google-analytics/</link>
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		<title>Old Man &#038; Hot Babe Funny GIF and The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Now you can say that you&#8217;ve seen an old man kick a hot blond chick in the beaver while she&#8217;s peeing.
 Crocodile Vs Shark Photo Daily Telegraph
 Tannaz&#8217; No Cookie Left Behind Bake Sale At Scoops In Hollywood            LA.EATER.COM
Cool New Search Engine, Shows Entire Pages               [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/old-man-hot-babe-funny-gif-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>You Are What You Eat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ll be 29 in less than a month. 28 has been a good year, mostly. 26-27 wasn&#8217;t so good, I accomplished not much other than put in time working on what they used to call a &#8220;career&#8221;. Not sure what it&#8217;s called nowadays. 28 was more of that career-building pretty much all the way through. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/you-are-what-you-eat/</link>
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		<title>Quitting Smoking With Zyban</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ve quit smoking with Zyban about 4 times now. The problem i&#8217;m having is after I quit (which Zyban makes relatively easy) I stop taking the medication and then I start back up again.
A few thing to know about Zyban:

 It&#8217;s Wellbutrin, an anti-depressant, re-branded and one of the unintended consquences (side effects) of  Wellbutrin is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/24/quitting-smoking-with-zyban/</link>
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		<title>Some Funny Pics And The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
 A great article with even better comments about Joe Lieberman. It seems as if some Democrats actually hate the far left/moveon.org/bush lied folks as much as i do  THE NEW REPUBLIC
ANTIQUIET had Guns N Roses new album &#8220;Chinese Democracy&#8221; for exacty 2 hours, I listened to it. Not bad ANTIQUIET
A Time Line Of Internet Memes. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/20/some-funny-pics-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today&#8217;s Word Of The Day: Pussy Amnesia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pussy Amnesia: Amer. English.&#60;abstract noun&#62;:
1. Forgetting the experience or details of having sex with an ex-girlfriend (or any woman in general) thus making you interested in inviting them over for a movie or &#8220;to talk about things&#8221; despite your usual better judgment.
2. Forgetting what a girl you once saw naked looks like naked (Sometimes known [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/18/misanthropy-todays-word-of-the-day-pussy-amnesia/</link>
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		<title>A Response To Penis Size Articles: Vagina Size</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you read Digg, about once a week you&#8217;ll see an article about penis size like this one here:
http://digg.com/educational/Big_Hands_Big_Feet_Big_Penis 
Invariably it&#8217;s written by some skank,  probably fat, who can write 1500 words about the gentle nuances in penises and how she became an expert by getting drunk at TGI Fridays every night for 4 years [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/17/a-response-to-penis-size-articles-vagina-size/</link>
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		<title>My Misanthropy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 		 		 			Steve is back, this time telling us what really grinds his gears&#8212;A.F.


Jay Walkers Who Take Their Sweet Time Crossing The Road
You are breaking the law, and impeding traffic. The definition of Impede reads: to retard in movement or progress - thats right, you fucking retard, put a fucking hop in your step [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/12/my-misanthropy/</link>
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		<title>Who The Hell Are The Bomb Twinz?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So i&#8217;m on Youtube today and I see this video with a fairly hot chick on it. I click on the video and it&#8217;s about bone marrow transplants and its by &#8220;The BombTwinz&#8221;. It says this in the headline so I figure they are well-known or something, raising awareness about asian people with leukemia. Nothing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/11/who-the-hell-are-the-bomb-twinz/</link>
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		<title>Fail A Driving Test And The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In July California law won&#8217;t let you talk on your cell phone while driving. This kid fails his driving test 5 times. Pretty funny watching the instructors lose it.



 Apparently this is for a hands-free company called parrot.com
Here&#8217;s some links:
Don&#8217;t Do Cocaine Video   Crapio
Bitchen Photo Of Police Cars Chasing A Talk On The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/10/fail-a-driving-test-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>Btw, Obama Doing Knuckle Bump With His Wife Is Really, Very Stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw this on TV the other day and shuddered at what a stupid thing it was and tried to forget it.Then tonight i&#8217;m using StumbleUpon and I land on this page that some  moron thumbed up.Wow Obama and his wife know anciently old urban greetings! They&#8217;re real black people! I just peed my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/09/btw-obama-doing-knuckle-bump-with-his-wife-is-really-very-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Become An Expert On Mexican Cheese</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It pisses me off when things that try to help you learn about anything Spanish or Mexican start of like:
&#8221; The Gringo&#8217;s Guide To&#8230; &#8220;
There&#8217;s a problem with this. Gringo is so silly and cliched and also its not the nicest word. It&#8217;s not like the N word or anything. It&#8217;s not even like &#8220;Wetback&#8221;.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/06/become-an-expert-on-mexican-cheese/</link>
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		<title>Jeremy Piven At The Playboy Mansion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I saw Jeremy Piven (Ari from Entourage) at the Playboy Mansion the other night at this party I was at. He was trying to bag some Playmate. I sent an email to Drunken Stepfather (which is what you should always do if you have a pic of a celebrity doing something unrespectable) .
So maybe [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/04/jeremy-piven-at-the-playboy-mansion/</link>
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		<title>Hillary Concedes To The Fact That She LOVES Pantsuits! Election News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all waited for Hillary Clinton to Concede.
I have the quote from today June the 3rd, exactly one month from my birthday:
 Obama has fought a tough race, but let that not confuse us about the reason i&#8217;m really here: I want to concede that I love to wear pantsuits more than anything. F*&#38;E$ universal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/03/hillary-concedes-to-the-fact-that-she-loves-pantsuits-election-news/</link>
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		<title>Unpaid Endorsement: Midphase Customer Service Is The Best</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
I dont endorse products much, but if you&#8217;re in the market for hosting it doesn&#8217;t get much better than MidPhase: No nickel and diming for addons, no hidden charges, great interface, no downtime and excellent customer service.
Any time day or night if I have a problem, I go to their website&#8212; no login, no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/02/unpaid-endorsement-midphase-customer-service-is-the-best/</link>
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		<title>Does LinkedIn Behavior Mean Anything?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A few things: 
When someone gets a flurry of recommendations I always assume they are looking for another job, got canned or fired, or maybe they just asked a bunch of people to lay some recommendations on them the same way 13 year olds beg for comments on Myspace.
Except why would someone at the executive level [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/01/does-linkedin-behavior-mean-anything/</link>
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		<title>We Are The Sum Of Our Parts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes people say that everyone is different and special. You may think that you are, but you  probably don&#8217;t think that everyone else is. In fact, there&#8217;s probably many people you think are below you on any number of levels. I&#8217;ll come back to this.
You might be special, but the problem is it only matters [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/01/we-are-the-sum-of-our-parts/</link>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks And No I&#8217;m Not Going To See It</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sex and The City is a terrible show. After being asked by 4 people if i&#8217;m going to see this movie, I had to write something about it. 

Here&#8217;s 10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks:
1. I don&#8217;t know what the word &#8220;sassy&#8221; means but SITC is supposed to be a sassy show about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/31/10-reasons-why-sex-and-the-city-sucks-and-no-im-not-going-to-see-it/</link>
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		<title>I Fucked Your Mom Video And The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Funny Viral Videos by Crapio.com
Here&#8217;s a Direct Link to the video on my other site crapio.com 
You gotta check out this stock trading site called UpDown.com where you trade fake money but can earn real money for trading well. I&#8217;m currently trading 5% above the S&#38;P500. Here&#8217;s a snapshot of my portfolio. Check out the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/30/i-fucked-your-mom-video-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>21 Cool Foreign Phrases And Words That Mean Something Very Specific</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


Foreign people not only make up queer English words, they also have interesting words of their own. Please add any that you know of in the comments. Queer means odd by the way. My friend Chris&#8217; dad hated gay people because he felt they took a perfectly good word and made it mean something perverted.
 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/20/21-cool-foreign-phrases-and-words-that-mean-something-very-specific/</link>
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		<title>Suge Knight Gets Dropped Video And Rappers Can&#8217;t Fight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
  I think people like to see this video of Suge getting his ass kicked because Suge always seemed like such a tough guy.
This is the problem with being a bad ass, and that is that you get old, unpopular, less rich or whatever else— and sure enough, some younger bastard with a XXXL [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/15/suge-knight-gets-dropped-video-and-rappers-cant-fight/</link>
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		<title>Black Kid&#8217;s Desk And The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ People sometimes say to me, Sparkles, why don&#8217;t you mess with more Nigerian scammers, that&#8217;s the funniest stuff on your site the rest is sorta lame.
Well you&#8217;re probably just a racist like Target Stores:

Why Does It Have To Be A Black Kid&#8217;s ?? Because its only $79? Racists! 
Some idiot buys 3 Playstation 1&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/14/black-kids-desk-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Into The Wild&#8221; Sucks, Big Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none is found. This film only reminds you how hopelessly stupid, gullible and indiscriminate your fellow humans are.
Isn&#8217;t this a great party?

I&#8217;m stupid for even watching this movie in the first [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/13/into-the-wild-sucks-big-time/</link>
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		<title>Fake Myspace Profiles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Few Things To Get Us Rolling:
1. Myspace: Jed Clampett, FaceBook= Mr. Drysdale
I like Myspace still despite it lately being seen as the Jed Clampett To Facebook&#8217;s Mr. Drysdale (the banker). Maybe even more for that reason.
Even though Mr Drysdale was more sophisticated and educated, Jed Clampett would always have more money than he has, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/12/fake-myspace-profiles/</link>
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		<title>An Introduction To New Science</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to start a discussion for ordinary people to engage in something i&#8217;ll call &#8220;Noo Science&#8221;. Noo rhymes with &#8220;new&#8221;, I am just aware that there&#8217;s a term &#8220;New Science&#8221; already and i&#8217;m not sure what it means.
The prescribed scientific route to discovering new ideas follows the process below, sometimes called the Scientific Method:

Define [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/12/an-introduction-to-new-science/</link>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m Voting For John McCain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[According to McCain, no society &#8220;that denies religious freedom can ever rightly claim to be good in some other way. And no person can ever be true to any faith that believes in the dignity of all human life if they do not act out of concern for those whose dignity is assailed because of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/08/why-im-voting-for-john-mccain/</link>
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		<title>Party Quirk Of The Day #36: The Fiance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you and your friends are attending a soiree where you don&#8217;t know anyone, sometimes its fun to assign each friend a party quirk to make it more interesting.

Today&#8217;s party quirk is called &#8220;The Fiance&#8221; :

Like those annoying girls who are capable of squeezing &#8220;my boyfriend&#8221; or &#8220;my fiance&#8221; into their reply when you ask [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/05/06/party-quirk-of-the-day-36-the-fiance/</link>
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		<title>Further Reading On The Iraq War</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m re-reading &#8220;My War: Killing Time In Iraq&#8221; which first started as a blog written by a soldier serving in Iraq named Colby Buzzell. Colby and I have talked a few times and I consider him a friend of mine.
After his blog got popular and he got a book deal, he also got a letter [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/30/further-reading-on-the-iraq-war/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Hates: The Prius!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always made cracks at the Prius and Prius owners, never really addressing the topic head on because I figured everyone knew that the car was a joke and it&#8217;s drivers were stupid assholes&#8230;..
Then I talked to someone today who told me with a straight-face that Priuses are saving the earth.
Sweet jesus what nation of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/29/misanthropy-today-hates-the-prius/</link>
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		<title>The Cola Wars, Part One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m working on  a Hamburger Project that goes back a few years. Essentially, the goal is to find the best hamburger joints and stands  in Los Angeles without relying too heavily on the same top 10 lists you&#8217;ve seen over and goddamned over.
Father&#8217;s Office, The Counter, etc.  Blah.
I&#8217;ve told a few people about my project [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/28/the-cola-wars-part-one/</link>
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		<title>i don&#8217;t know why, but i think it&#8217;s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Special Guest Post By 80&#8217;s Rob.  

i don&#8217;t know why, but i think it&#8217;s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with.
I remember years ago when my friend Andy (who runs this site) was with some Korean girl and made [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/21/i-dont-know-why-but-i-think-its-either-the-political-climate-or-olympic-fever-or-yellow-fever-that-is-compelling-me-to-find-a-chinese-girl-to-sleep-with/</link>
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		<title>Email Bag: Dating Advice And Physics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got an email over the weekend.
It made me think of my friend Chris Yeh, who recently started a blog called Ask The Harvard MBA.
I told Chris that i&#8217;d be starting the Ellsworth Toohey of advice sites soon. He laughed.

Anyhow I get this message:
To: andyfox1979@yahoo.com
From: xxxxxxx1986@xxxxx.com
Subject: Relationship Advice
Hi Andy
       [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/04/07/email-bag-dating-advice-and-physics/</link>
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		<title>American Apparel: Do Not Want</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
This morning I decided that American Apparel has had a long and successful run and it&#8217;s time to put a stop to it.
I&#8217;m hereby issuing a fatwa against American Apparel.

You are not to wear these garments, especially if you are a male or over the age of 23.
Your band or website is to stop [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/31/american-apparel-do-not-want/</link>
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		<title>Nice Guy Seeking Reckless, Possibly Doomed Relationship!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF
Hi there! How are you? I&#8217;m good! I certainly can&#8217;t complain about the nice weather here. Do you like my &#8220;letter from camp&#8221; style opening? You don&#8217;t!? Well gee whiz, I don&#8217;t know what to tell you! I&#8217;m new to communicating!

Anyways, I&#8217;m a charming young [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/18/nice-guy-seeking-reckless-possibly-doomed-relationship/</link>
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		<title>Dear Future Employer: How To Write An Effective Cover Letter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
A cover letter, by Tom Oatmeal. Land the job of your dreams using Tom&#8217;s Simple Style &#8211;AF

Dear Future Employer,
I can&#8217;t remember exactly what the job is that I&#8217;m applying for, but I know I&#8217;d be great at it. Throughout my professional years I&#8217;ve established a fairly respectful social and professional reputation. Although, when I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/18/dear-future-employer-how-to-write-an-effective-cover-letter/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Going To Live In A Small Town Now, By Tom Oatmeal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I want to introduce everyone to a new contributor, Tom  Oatmeal. I found Tom&#8217;s work by accident online somewhere and thought he was a good fit for Misanthropy Today . All I know about Tom is that this idiot horse bit off his hand when he was trying to feed it a pinecone, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/17/im-going-to-live-in-a-small-town-now-by-tom-oatmeal/</link>
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		<title>Charles Bukowski, A Poem For Swingers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
a poem for swingers, a poem for the playgirls of the universe

I like women who haven’t lived with too many men.
I don’t expect virginity but I simply prefer women
who haven’t been rubbed raw by experience.
there is a quality about women who choose
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in their
gentle hearts.
women [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/17/charles-bukowski-a-poem-for-swingers/</link>
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		<title>10 Rules For Startups</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jason Calcanis and Mark Cuban made a couple lists on this topic, so since I rarely think of an original idea, I&#8217;m making one too.
Both of them are about saving money, which is very important for a startup&#8211; but knowing when to spend money can be more important sometimes.
 
  1. Create A Comfortable Working Environment: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/10/rules-for-startups/</link>
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		<title>Nasty Beers Of The World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;m sitting here having a beer, and it got me thinking about the other night I was at the airport bar at the Bradley International Terminal, at LAX.
This pushy Brit comes up, practically sitting on my lap and orders a Budweiser and a pinot grigio for some broad he was with.
&#8221; &#8216;ello there&#8221; he said, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/09/nasty-beers-of-the-world/</link>
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		<title>Hillary vs. Obama, Is Hillary A Racist Or Is Obama A Sexist?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone over at Antiquiet.com wrote a pretty good post titled Let&#8217;s Just Keep Shitting On Black People And Women .

I left some long winded comments, but I want you people to go there and read it and leave some comments also. Please leave comments here too so that I can attack your hastily cobbled political [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/06/hillary-vs-obama-is-hillary-a-racist-or-is-obama-a-sexist/</link>
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		<title>Broad, as a noun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People don&#8217;t refer to women as &#8220;broads&#8221; as much as they should anymore.
Just wanted to throw that out there.

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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/04/broad-as-a-noun/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Tired Of The Lulz, And The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ When I first found 4chan it was loaded with real scum of the earth, which made it quaint and likeable. That was about 3 or 4 years ago. Now it&#8217;s full of newfags and soccer Moms are probably &#8220;doing it for the lulz&#8221;.
The sure sign that something has become stupid and worthless is when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/03/04/im-tired-of-the-lulz-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>A Few Things You Should Know About Koreatown, Los Angeles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I quit my job recently. After a year of soul and bone crushing work, my blood oiling the cogs and pulleys of the corporate internet machine, I am a free man.
For four more days.
Until I start the new job that I quit this one for.
Yeah, i&#8217;m a dope.
So where does the author of your favorite [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/29/a-few-things-you-should-know-about-koreatown-los-angeles/</link>
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		<title>Reason #43 Not To Vote For Barack Obama: Cigarette Fiend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he&#8217;s also a tobacco fiend.
This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama&#8217;s addiction.

Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn&#8217;t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/29/reason-43-not-to-vote-for-barack-obama-cigarette-fiend/</link>
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		<title>Jeopardy Teen Drops F-Bomb, Rape Robots and The Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Awhile ago I tried out for Jeopardy. It&#8217;s been a month or so and I haven&#8217;t gotten a call yet, which of course makes me pissed but it was one of my lifelong goals just to try out.
This Kid Gets Pissed Over Jeopardy too:














Super Gory &#38; Fake Kung Fu Scene (Spiked Humor)
One Of The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/26/jeopardy-teen-drops-f-bomb-and-the-links/</link>
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		<title>This Thing That Netflix Does</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, arriving early, giving useful suggestions. I would send in my movies and within 2 days&#8212; all new movies. I have the 4 at once option, which is about $24 per [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/21/this-thing-that-netflix-does/</link>
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		<title>Tom Leykis Is A Douchebag</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Tonight at 3AM i&#8217;m moving my car because I live in an area of Koreatown that has streetcleaning between 8-10am (rather than you know, 10-12am when most people are at work already) two days a week. And of course, because parking is so tight, the parking enforcement people are vultures. It&#8217;s the poor tax I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/14/tom-leykis-is-a-douchebag/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Movie Review: The Bridge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This film opens with a guy climbing over the rail and jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My Mom suggested I rent this movie because she knows I like to watch documentaries. Even though most documentaries are lousy, since i&#8217;m having a Netflix renaissance it&#8217;s easy to get my hands on the really marginal ones and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/14/misanthropy-today-movie-review-the-bridge/</link>
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		<title>Myspace Self Portraits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Two different macros for you to choose from: 

When you see it, you&#8217;ll shit bricks.

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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/13/myspace-self-portraits/</link>
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		<title>A Few Words About Nigerian Scams and The Paradigm Shift Of Being An Idiot, In 2008</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(left, Clearly A Nigerian Businessman)
While of course scams are bad, Nigerian or otherwise, I would like to add a few things:
Some very basic humans tend to see things in a one-dimensional way, something is bad, or good, for example. They do not have the mental agility to all at once see 10 sides of any [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/11/a-few-words-about-nigerian-scams/</link>
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		<title>When Did Firefox Start To Suck So Bad?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Not that long ago Firefox was the best thing on the planet. Remember laughing at your fuddy-duddy coworkers or friends still using internet explorer? Well since you drive a Datsun I guess you&#8217;re used to going slow.
Looks like the joke is on us.
At work this week, my firefox browser crashed an average of 6 times [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/10/when-did-firefox-start-to-suck-so-bad/</link>
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		<title>how to break up with your girlfriend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[












a how-to video teaching you the delicate process involved in breaking up and continuing the cycle of misery.
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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/05/how-to-break-up-with-your-girlfriend/</link>
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		<title>Ten 2008 Superbowl Predictions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 


A person will go to a supermarket and purchase only items displayed in the &#8220;Superbowl Madness&#8221; displays including: 36-pack cans of Coors Light, Impossibly large bag of Lay&#8217;s Potato Chips, 12-pack of Coca-Cola classic (with superbowl packaging) and hot dog ingedients and condiments (some with superbowl packaging). This person will also purchase an item [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/03/ten-2008-superbowl-predictions/</link>
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		<title>The Time I Caught Barack Obama Stealing My Lunch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With the election here and everyone making their endorsements I decided Misanthropy Today should weigh in as well.
I&#8217;m going to vote for John McCain and I urge you to do so also.

I know two things about John McCain:

He was a war hero and spent 5 years in a POW camp where he was routinely beaten [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/02/01/the-time-i-caught-barack-obama-stealing-my-lunch/</link>
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		<title>Is Wordpress .htaccess Making Your Life Miserable?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(If you&#8217;re a regular here and don&#8217;t know what .htaccess is, lucky you. Move along to another post.)

If you&#8217;re reading this you&#8217;ve broke your wordpress site and you&#8217;re pissed. Relax a little bit. Don&#8217;t delete anything.  Don&#8217;t call customer support. I will solve your problem.
You may have noticed that a Google search yielded all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/31/is-wordpress-htaccess-making-your-life-miserable/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Links Of The Week 1-25-08</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a little drunk and don&#8217;t have much to say this week.
Here are my links:

You Suck At Photoshop, Big Time (Spiked Humor)
Shopped Pic Of Mariah Carey Naked (D Listed)
A Funny Picture Of Naked Party Babes That Probably Wouldn&#8217;t Hang Out With Me (Drunken Stepfather)
 Some Hot Middle Eastern Babe, Showing Off Their Damn Boobs And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/30/misanthropy-links-of-the-week-1-25-08/</link>
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		<title>How To Be Miserable</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was unapologetically stolen from an ex-girlfriend&#8217;s website. I&#8217;ve always liked it and wanted to share it here. I can attest that the individual who wrote this is an expert in the field and all information here will work absolutely. -AF
   


 I have begun to notice a striking similarity among the people [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/23/how-to-be-miserable/</link>
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		<title>Was Heath Ledger Murdered?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
(above, reportedly Heath Ledgers last picture from Is This Happening)
So Heath Ledger (I thought his name was Keith Ledger for the longest time) died today which is very sad.
The sleeping pills all around the bed seems a little suspicious, at least in the the world i&#8217;m familiar with (cop shows that is).
But why the hell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/22/was-heath-ledger-murdered/</link>
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		<title>The Falling Man Documentary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I watched this documentary the other night in bed and it really stuck with me.
There is a photo of a man who jumped out of the world trade center and a picture was taken of him falling,  almost perfectly vertical upside-down.

This picture was used to show the horror of 9/11. Shortly after, it was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/22/the-falling-man-documentary/</link>
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		<title>Hey TED Talks, STFU!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you spend any time on the internet, you&#8217;ve probably ran into one of these &#8220;TED Talks&#8221;, which start off sort of condescending and don&#8217;t deliver enough to make you feel okay about being treated like common street trash during the intro.
They all start off something like this:


Ok&#8230;

In other words not you or anybody you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/21/hey-ted-talks-stfu/</link>
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		<title>On Blog Comments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Leaving funny comments is a lost art.
It was once practiced in public restrooms across this nation, then gang members and lonely homosexuals ruined it for everyone.
Later there was the CB radio, and still later the online chat room. These innovations allowed for snarky comments, but because they inherently rewarded volume over substance, quality took a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/15/on-blog-comments/</link>
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		<title>12 Impressions I’m Incapable Of Performing Believably</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

A Malfunctioning Ice Machine


Previously Overweight Woman Who Has Lost Weight And Now Feels Great About Herself


Joey Greco from the TV program “Cheaters”, Enjoying A Relaxing Holiday Meal


The Moment One Begins The Rhetorical Juggling Necessary  To Buy Time After They’ve Suddenly Forgotten The Point Of A Long Story, Midway Through Story


Attempting To Relate To Another [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/08/12-impressions-im-incapable-of-performing-believably/</link>
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		<title>Unlimited Pizza Toppings: Big F*cking Deal Indeed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
my name is Skwerl. andy and i are coworkers and i run AntiQuiet.com. up there is a picture of me eating a piece of pizza; more on that in a minute.

 
So when i heard the news that domino’s was offering an unlimited topping pizza for a reasonable price, i was thoroughly excited. and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/04/unlimited-pizza-toppings-big-fcking-deal-indeed/</link>
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		<title>Orlando Weekly Review Of Misanthropy Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So some child molester named Justin Strout calls me a “douchebag” and my site “douchebaggery” (gets a lot of mileage out of that one) because of my Ashley Olsen farting post. A couple stupid posts and this guy wants to make me the laughing stock of Orlando, Florida.

I am a douchebag more or less, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/04/orlando-weekly-review-of-misanthropy-today/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today&#8217;s Links Of The Week (Jan 1)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
My online friends always say to me, &#8220;Kromdor, I know you see a lot of cool sites, why don&#8217;t you share them with me?&#8221;
Here are my links, videos, etc:
A Gut Wrenching Highway Accident In Germany
AMAZING LIONS VS CROCODILES VS BUFFALOS FOOTAGE
Great To Catch A Predator Bloopers Video
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bahwXFbwsYA]
 An Interesting Happy New Year Card (NSFW)
 Conan [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/01/03/misanthropy-todays-links-of-the-week-jan-1/</link>
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		<title>Steve Is Starting A Website!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Steve is frigging hilarious. The funny thing is, he&#8217;s probably also serious.
[15:05] recordscankill: i am starting a website
[15:05] AndyFox1979: &#60;div class=&#8221;steves website&#8221;&#62;&#60;hr   /&#62;
[15:05] AndyFox1979: whats your website about
[15:05] recordscankill: exactly
[15:05] recordscankill: about something no other website is about
[15:06] recordscankill: well, on a level that many other simmilar websites are not on, lets say [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/28/steve-is-starting-a-website/</link>
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		<title>I Will Be Eaten By A Tiger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Fig 1. Two Filipina Daredevils
One of my favorite figures of speech to describe when someone flips out is &#8220;Bakersfield Chimp&#8221;, named after the monkey who brutally beat and castrated a Bakersfield, Calif. man a few years ago.
Example: The Boss really went Bakersfield Chimp over the Q3 earnings report.
&#8220;San Francisco Tiger&#8221; doesn&#8217;t roll off the tongue [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/28/i-will-be-eaten-by-a-tiger/</link>
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		<title>The Holidays Are Short, But Wide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Title Adapted from the Spanish proverb: &#8220;Life is short, but wide&#8221;.

Christmas is just about over with. This mushy middle between Christmas and New Year&#8217;s has the potential to be unbearable; I don&#8217;t know what to do with myself:
Do I go back to work? Is Johnny Walker my friend? Why did all of my family move [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/26/the-holidays-are-short-but-wide/</link>
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		<title>Happy Holidays From Misanthropy Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
This coming from a website that you know probably doesn&#8217;t like you, admittedly, is an odd salutation.

I&#8217;ve been thinking lately about how the Holidays seem to mean less and less as time goes on. I&#8217;m not sure if this is a focus group of one or if anyone else notices this.
Last Christmas Eve I was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/22/happy-holidays-from-misanthropy-today/</link>
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		<title>Breaking Yahoo News: The 5 Biggest Dating Mistakes That Men Make</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From:  http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/62971/the-5-biggest;_ylc=X3oDMTFmaGNkdDNpBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawN0aGUtNS1iaWdnZXN0BHp6A2Fi

(Above: Andrea Syrtash: cocktease)

Every few weeks Yahoo will put some bad dating tips on their front page so that you&#8217;ll join their personals site, use the tips, and therefore have to keep using their personals site. Planned obsolescence.
They&#8217;re always super corny and written by someone from the 1950&#8217;s.  Meet Andrea Syrtash, a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/09/breaking-yahoo-news-the-5-biggest-dating-mistakes-that-men-make/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Hates: The AT&#38;T Aircard</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because I moved recently and knew that there&#8217;d be a period of time that I wouldn&#8217;t have cable I picked up an ATT Aircard so that my hobby of sitting at my desk drinking and looking at websites (which is also apart of my job at work) wouldn&#8217;t be interrupted for even a week.

(above, a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/04/misanthropy-today-hates-the-att-aircard/</link>
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		<title>The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Supermarket</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Some people have emailed me to ask if I could describe the sound. Please listen to this  audio below, it&#8217;s the closest to it that I could find on the web, but it was like 3X longer in duration:


I was at Whole Foods (some dumb hippy store) in West Hollywood once for a business [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/12/03/the-time-i-heard-ashley-olsen-rip-one-in-whole-foods-supermarket/</link>
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		<title>I Came Up With The Idea For Ikea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Today I was thinking about how when I was 13 or so I was like telling my Mom:

&#8220;You know it&#8217;d be great if there was like a store that sold stylish yet affordable furniture and housewares and also other odds and ends but no like TVs or any of that bullshit and that had a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/28/i-came-up-with-the-idea-for-ikea/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today&#8217;s Movie Preview: &#8220;Teeth&#8221; Winter &#8216;08</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My company receives correspondence from movie promotion companies, which is how I heard about &#8220;Flight Of The Living Dead&#8221;, which was amazing btw. Anyhow, this movie looks just as bitchen.

Roadside Attractions Presents TEETH:
Download the trailer: http://link.deep-focus.net/roadside/Teeth_Trailer_500.zip
Download the teaser poster: http://link.deep-focus.net/roadside/Teeth_Teaser_OneSheet.zip
Synopsis:
TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/27/misanthropy-todays-movie-preview-teeth-winter-08/</link>
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		<title>The Zagat History Of My Last Relationship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ So brilliant I had to poach it from The New Yorker and put it here for my readers.. Wish I wrote it.

(http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2002/09/30/020930sh_shouts)
                                 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/21/the-zagat-history-of-my-last-relationship/</link>
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		<title>How To Have A Good Wedding</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been to 6 weddings this summer. I&#8217;m just at that age I guess.

I went to a wedding over the weekend and it was gorgeous. The location was very old Los Angeles, a banquet room at Union Station: super high ceilings,  stucco (adobe maybe?) walls, spanish tile floor, indoor balconies, stairs, etc. I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/19/how-to-have-a-good-wedding/</link>
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		<title>The Time Al Gore Took A Shit In My Toilet.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Entry From Special Guest Blogger, Steve Busch:


A few years back, I lived in a small studio apartment in Brentwood,
CA.  It was a shitty apartment, with no stove, and a mini fridge.  For
how shitty the apartment was, I lived there for quite some time.
The front door to the apartment was right on the main [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/16/al-gore-took-a-shit-in-my-toilet/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Hates: Dumb Social Networking Bulletins</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(Update: I&#8217;ve decided to use this blog entry as a chapbook for all stupid bulletins, scroll down to the bottom)
So for some reason I have a few people on my friend list on the various social networking sites (Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, etc) that are complete idiots. Because i&#8217;m trying to reach a perfect state of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/16/misanthropy-today-hates-dumb-social-networking-bulletins/</link>
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		<title>Miracle Virgin Mary Torta Sighting!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I snapped this picture of my torta as it was being cooked today at the LA Tamale Festival at MacArthur Park near downtown.

If you look at the bottom center of the sandwich you can see the virgin mary enthroned in smoke.
I still have half the sandwich left if anyone wants to come by and touch [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/10/miracle-virgin-mary-torta-sighting/</link>
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		<title>Three Canadians Find A Gnome In The Forest!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This story was sent to me by my friend Tannaz. No permission was asked to reprint it here. Great story. 
[16:11] ironyvvv: so my friend fred is friends with this very wealthy guy who used to do every drug known to man 
[16:12] ironyvvv: he sobered up 
[16:12] ironyvvv: but he has three friends still [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/10/three-canadians-find-a-gnome-in-the-forest/</link>
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		<title>Dog The Bounty Racist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
(above, after Dog&#8217;s arrest For saying the N-word and for wearing a leather vest)
Dog&#8217;s a racist? No way. You&#8217;d never guess that a biker, nouveau-riche, mulleted, ex-con turned rent-a-US Marshall (and ex-ice head) would have certain opinions about black people. Anyone who says &#8220;aloha&#8221; and appreciates the Hawaiian heritage surely loves everyone. Right?
&#60;crickets&#62;
By the way, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/11/09/dog-the-bounty-racist/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Today Hates: Ron Paul</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now usually you hate someone because they are constantly bothering you, and if it&#8217;s not them in particular, it&#8217;s their kind. Think of Dane Cook and how he resembles every frat boy you&#8217;ve ever met who tries to be funny and jumps around and yells a lot.

That&#8217;s a good reason to hate someone. If we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/26/misanthropy-today-hates-ron-paul/</link>
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		<title>I Am Halle Berry Has Huge Knockers Of The Day (With Naked Pic!)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Post format stolen from good friend Jesus
Martinez at www.drunkenstepfather.com 
I saw this picture of Halle Berry on Yahoo! News of all places.

Crap, I just read the rest of the article and it says shes pregnant. I guess that makes me some kind of pervert.
Here&#8217;s an updated pic, 5-1-08.. nice..  

UPDATE:
Here&#8217;s a naked pic of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/26/i-am-halle-berry-has-huge-knockers-of-the-day-naked-pic/</link>
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		<title>An analysis of Jay Z&#8217;s Problems</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been having a bit of a Jay Z renaissance lately. Hov&#8217;s music pleases me but is also perplexing at times. . I wanted to simplify one of his popular songs, &#8220;99 Problems&#8221; for those wondering (FTW).

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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/25/an-analysis-of-jay-zs-problems/</link>
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		<title>An Old Friend Will Be Coming For The Holidays</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

With winter right around the corner we all have a lot on our minds and are making plans. Most of my plans involve this delicious sandwich you see above, enthroned in a hand towel.
Sidenotes:  

I do not eat at Mcdonalds or fast food.
I eat a lot of McRibs.
I created the first Myspace group devoted [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/22/an-old-friend-will-be-coming-for-the-holidays/</link>
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		<title>Is 4chan dead?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
In a move that is certain to cause anti-lulz, the popular internet nerd site 4chan.org has been down for a few days now.
It wouldn&#8217;t suprise me if 4chan went broke, after all I cant think of a demographic i&#8217;d want less than  4chan&#8217;s.  Its racist, sexist, prepubescent and often sociopathic.
It&#8217;s also awesome.
Here&#8217;s some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/22/is-4chan-dead/</link>
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		<title>Nigeria Calling, Part Five&#8230; The End</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This would be the last time that Charles and I spoke. I miss Charles, already. On one hand he was greedy and conniving, but on the other hand, he was a persistent fixture in my online life. Always there to say &#8220;gooday sparkles&#8221; and weave western union transaction details into his own brand of nigerian [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/20/nigeria-calling-part-five-the-end/</link>
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		<title>Nigeria Calling, Part Four</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This would be the second to last time I would speak with Charles Soludo. In our previous exchange you could tell that he didn&#8217;t want to be my friend or listen to my problems. All he wanted to talk about was sending the money. It had been nearly a month since i&#8217;d heard from Charles [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/20/nigeria-calling-part-four/</link>
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		<title>Nigeria Calling, Part Three</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok so this has been going on for awhile now&#8230; click here to read the second installment if you have not already. This would be one of the last times I would speak with my friend Charles Soludo. You can see our friendship disintegrating a little here.

The conversation after the jump&#8230;

Monday, September 24, 2007 04:07:55
[04:07] [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/20/nigeria-calling-part-three/</link>
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		<title>MT Web History 2004: Barbie Head Archeology</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An old classic from 2004&#8230; A.F. 
&#160;
Here&#8217;s the story behind this&#8230; There&#8217;s this tripped out guy from Newport, RI named Scott Williams who digs things out of his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, insisting that they are actual archeological finds. The really weird [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/18/mt-web-history-2004-barbie-head-archeology/</link>
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		<title>10 Tips For Getting Over A Breakup</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Boys and Girls In America, they have such a sad time together&#8211; the hold steady 

I was in a relationship before. I guess i&#8217;ve realized lately that i&#8217;m over it, and now it&#8217;s time to tell others how to do it too.
My friend says that it’s all chemicals and after three years the chemicals stop [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/18/10-tips-for-getting-over-a-breakup/</link>
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		<title>Cleaning Up Your Web Life&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The main point of this blog is that despite a lot of stuff being crappy and many people ruining it all up, life is pretty good most of the time. I think my fellow Cynics and I just try to help each other along by pointing out the bad stuff, like &#8220;hey look out for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/07/cleaning-up-your-web-life/</link>
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		<title>Strange Bedfellows: Fascist Islam And Their Friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Was Reading This: Gays In Saudi Arabia Get 7,000 Lashes
Calling it the &#8220;War On Terror&#8221; at this point is all at once dumb yet fitting. On one hand, Fascist Islam is pretty terrifying, whether it&#8217;s blowing up buildings or succeeding in taking over the world.
On the other hand, while that is terrifying, let&#8217;s just call [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/07/strange-bedfellows-fascist-islam-and-their-friends/</link>
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		<title>PC Vs. Mac Argument, Finally Solved</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This settles it&#8230;

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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/05/pc-vs-mac-argument-finally-solved/</link>
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		<title>My Theory As To Why The Carlos Mencia Show Sucks So Bad.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From CraveOnline.com

I&#8216;ve seen Carlos Mencia&#8217;s stand-up special. He isn&#8217;t bad. He&#8217;s no Eddie Izzard or Emo Philips, but he doesn&#8217;t stink. It was similar to his show, but he would occasionally establish a premise or argue a point well. So why is his show so grossly unwatchable? Here is my theory, for your Nobel consideration.Do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/05/my-theory-as-to-why-the-carlos-mencia-show-sucks-so-bad/</link>
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		<title>Picking On &#8220;The Pickup Artist&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
This is one of those shows that you watch and don&#8217;t want to admit that you watch.
Not because it&#8217;s blatant pop culture trash, which it is, but because it&#8217;s something that many probably take seriously and  you don&#8217;t want to be lumped in with them. Sometimes it&#8217;s hard to explain that you like watching [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/10/03/picking-on-the-pickup-artist/</link>
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		<title>Fellow Misanthropists..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of bloggers will start off a post like this with: &#8220;To my four readers&#8230;&#8221; to be modest and because it&#8217;s hard to break the ice when you&#8217;re posting a non-post like this one.
Because I (like every other blogger) look at my stats I know I have more than 4 reoccuring readers. Insult the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/28/fellow-misanthropists/</link>
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		<title>Flight Of The Living Dead (Updated)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 9-19-2007

Turns out there will be a screening, and your friend will be attending this Tuesday. As one blogger put it on another blog:  &#8220;I want to see Flight Of The Living Dead more than I want to see my family at Christmas&#8221;. 
 Check back for a review. 

The company I work for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/18/flight-of-the-living-dead/</link>
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		<title>Misanthropy Links Of The Week 9-15-07</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Guy Doing It Wrong In An Outhouse
http://flickr.com/photos/andyfox/1375166676/
Flock, A Cool Mozilla Based Browser, perfect for those who use a lot of social media
(flickr,  youtube, blogs, etc)


 http://www.flock.com/
A Pretty Great Blog, Especially If You&#8217;re A Woman 
I found this blog today somehow, it&#8217;s pretty good. She writes well and is funny. I suspect a man may [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/15/misanthropy-links-of-the-week-9-15-07/</link>
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		<title>Drive-Thrus At Houses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I had to drop something off at a friend&#8217;s house and while I did want to drop the item off, I didn&#8217;t want to go inside.
But I had to.
Later on I realized that I hadn&#8217;t eaten anything all day and I drove by this horrible fast food place. I never eat fast food, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/12/drive-thrus-at-houses/</link>
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		<title>The Evolution of Altercation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ When I was a lad, back in the early 90s, Hollywood wanted me to believe that the youth resolved their problems by shooting each other and other forms of violence:



Now its 2007, and in this emasculated, She Wrote Love on Her Arms generation, Hollywood wants me to believe that the youth resolve their problems [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/11/the-evolution-of-altercation/</link>
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		<title>Nigeria Calling, Part Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


So I got an interesting looking nigerian email and decided to write back.
o




      CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
CBN HEADQUATER- ZARIA STR,
GARKI-ABUJA,
NIGERIA
+23414049528



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RE&#8211;PAYMENT SCHEDULE
ATTENTION: Sir/Madam,
Dear Honorable contractors/next of kin inheritance,
From the records of outstanding contractors and  next of kin  inheritance   due for payment with the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/09/nigeria-calling-part-two/</link>
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		<title>To Catch A Predator, Part II: Women Predators</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
So I got to thinking about the show &#8220;To Catch A Predator&#8221; again, and I do apologize to the people who like to come here to read new stuff, that you know, I tend to dwell on things.

I was thinking today that TV shows always up the ante until they eventually reach critical mass, implode [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/09/07/to-catch-a-predator-part-ii-women-predators/</link>
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		<title>Yoo hoo&#8230;  Sen. Larry Craig: &#8216;I am not gay&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
(above, the senator thinking about rest area hojos)
I guess Republican hypocrisy is pretty funny. Like this Senator from Idaho who was arrested for cruising for a blowjob in a men&#8217;s bathroom at the airport (the airport?!) . But he claims he&#8217;s not gay. He must subscribe to the &#8220;just because you cut down a tree [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/29/yoo-hoo-sen-larry-craig-i-am-not-gay/</link>
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		<title>Owen Wilson Tries To Kill Self, Leaves Suicide Note</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I can&#8217;t believe Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, just makes no sense. I say this because I hang out with him all the time. By &#8220;hang out with&#8221; I mean watch his comedy films.
Here&#8217;s an &#8220;insightful&#8221; comment on ABC News&#8217;  website:
[http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/comments?type=story&#38;id=3526977]
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I LOVED him in &#8220;Meet the Parents.&#8221; He was the funniest character in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/28/owen-wilson-tries-to-kill-self-leaves-suicide-note/</link>
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		<title>Alcohol, By Kevin Canty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Stolen Witout Permission From Kevin Canty&#8217;s Random House Page&#8230; 

I haven&#8217;t been drinking lately. Which is not to say that I haven&#8217;t been drinking at all. In fact, the amount of alcohol that I manage to get through in a week of not drinking would keep some people going for a year. What I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/27/alcohol-by-kevin-canty/</link>
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		<title>Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone sent me this video today and it got me thinking about something I’ve thought about a lot. I’m a boy that really likes personality, but I also have physical standards for women.
 This is the recipe for a miserable life.
Watch this video and then read on:
[youtubelj3iNxZ8Dww]

If you’re a single guy you probably understand the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/26/why-hot-babes-have-poor-personalities/</link>
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		<title>How Michael Vick Is Taking Food Out Of Immigrant Children&#8217;s Mouths</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People have asked Misanthropy Today to weigh in on the Michael  Vick case and on the issue of  dogfighting in general.  This is a sensitive topic and we want to make sure it gets the right consideration.

But, as dog owners, we take a special interest in this story. The reason why is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/24/how-michael-vick-is-taking-food-out-of-immigrant-childrens-mouths/</link>
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		<title>Dunning-Kruger effect</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God I love accusing people of this.. Pretty much everyone I know suffers from the Dunning Kruger Effect. 
The Dunning-Kruger effect is the phenomenon wherein people who have little knowledge think that they know more than others who have much more knowledge.
The phenomenon was demonstrated in a series of experiments performed by Justin Kruger and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/23/dunning-kruger-effect/</link>
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		<title>Lets Work Together to End Global Inequality, After My Trip to Thailand</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ed Crudder
Some of us in this world find ourselves toiling away for hours on end, living by the sweat of our brows, doing back-breaking manual labor for a few dollars a day, knowing that our very survival depends upon our strenuous physical efforts. Others of us teach English. In the modern age, economic inequality has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/22/lets-work-together-to-end-global-inequality-after-my-trip-to-thailand/</link>
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		<title>Smackfest:  The ultimate stress relief</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First off, thank you Andy for allowing me to blog on your site.
I guess I&#8217;ll get this out of the way since it sort of answers the question of why I consider myself a misanthropist:
I&#8217;m a 29 yr. old deist, libertarian, and overall skeptic.  Now I know what you&#8217;re thinking&#8230;&#8221;This guy must be sexy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/22/smackfest-the-ultimate-stress-relief/</link>
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		<title>My Uncle Just Added Me On Myspace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good to see he&#8217;s coming along with the times&#8230;.


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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/21/my-uncle-just-added-me-on-myspace/</link>
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		<title>So Long, I-Cynic.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Rick Bayan, author of a few books on Cynicism and other topics and webmaster and sole contributor of  http://i-cynic.com/  wrote this goodbye to the readers of his monthly tirades. It&#8217;s beautiful. He gave me permission to post it here. Thanks Rick. Hurry back. 
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(I&#8217;ve shortened this some, here&#8217;s the link to the full [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/21/so-long-from-i-cyniccom/</link>
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		<title>Is It Ok To Not Believe In Global Warming?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I feel like such a crackpot having doubts about global warming, but I do.
(from http:timwheatley.wordpress.com )
I recently noticed that NASA corrected a Y2K bug, making 1998 no longer the warmest year in history. The warmest year on record is now 1934, 1998 is second and 1921 is third. 

To me global warming just seems like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/19/is-it-ok-to-not-believe-in-global-warming/</link>
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		<title>Work Hot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny because its true.  

August 19, 2007: work hot
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=work+hot&#38;defid=1456995
A  person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set  of people you work with so you lust after him/her.
Person 1: So this new  girl at your work is she hot?
Person 2: Hell yeah&#8230;well [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/19/work-hot/</link>
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		<title>Cooler Heads Wont Prevail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is my first post on MisanthropyToday.com. I was told if I posted on this site I would be given 4 Chavez Ravine bleacher seats and a 65% chance that a cholo named &#8220;Blanco&#8221; would gank my iPhone and beat my ass in front of my girlfriend.  My name is Mark Chu Cheong. I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/16/cooler-heads-wont-prevail/</link>
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		<title>Dateline NBC: To Catch A Pervert</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
I can&#8217;t take my eyes off this show. Watching these perverts get busted by that cheeseball Chris Hansen is like watching a butterfly attack a ladybug. It&#8217;s just so cute.  There&#8217;s the socially awkward pervert with  sweatpants and  a raging  HO and here&#8217;s a ginger news pansy, more humored than [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/14/dateline-nbc-to-catch-a-pervert/</link>
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		<title>#29 Fastest Growing Wordpress Blogs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to everyone who reads this blog..
http://botd.wordpress.com/growing-blogs/

It appears my main competition is ham sandwiches (must be a site run by hobos) and a Persian blog.
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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/12/29-fastest-growing-wordpress-blogs/</link>
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		<title>George W Bush Hates Hippies At The Beijing Olympics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
He&#8217;s the first sitting US President to attend the Olympics on foreign soil.
This is no PR Stunt, he has like 3 months left in office.
Bush likes sports and he&#8217;s  there to represent our country and support our athletes, certainly risking his life in the process.
How proud would you be if you were competing in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/11/george-w-bush-hates-hippies-at-the-beijing-olympics/</link>
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		<title>Cookies For A Good Cause</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend and unintentional Gonzo Impersonator, Tannaz  likes to give back to the community. Yes, i&#8217;m shilling here, so what.

Ok, so  Tannaz is having a bake sale in a groovy part of Hollywood for a good cause.

If you live near Hollywood but don&#8217;t feel groovy enough to go to the groovy areas, here [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/08/cookies-for-a-good-cause/</link>
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		<title>Two Things That Aren&#8217;t Covered By Your Friend With Benefits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stolen from www.mcsweeneys.net 
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Two Things
That Aren&#8217;t Covered
by Your Friend
With Benefits.
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BY MATTHEW SIMMONS
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Care for the bitter heartbreak and depression that will inevitably occur when your friend moves on to a real relationship with a mature partner actually worthy of commitment. 
Dental.


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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/03/two-things-that-arent-covered-by-your-friend-with-benefits/</link>
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		<title>NascarDirt.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I want to point everyone to a great site some friends of mine, Jasper and Dougdave launched recently:  NascarDirt.com.
Billed as &#8220;The Best Nascar Site In The Universe&#8221;, I have to agree. Be sure to check out the featured article, &#8220;When Drivers Had Mustaches&#8221; as well as how the writers seemingly use their site to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/08/01/nascardirtcom/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Good Luck With That&#8221; or &#8220;Let Me Know How That Goes&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing tightens my jaw more than someone saying one of the above things (especially to me).
Can we put them down for a nap for a little bit?
These figures of speech remind me of when you were in high school and you had an interesting or embarassing story or something and you told it to a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/07/26/good-luck-with-that-or-let-me-know-how-that-goes/</link>
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		<title>Neil Armstrong&#8217;s Walk On The Moon Speech&#8211; Unedited!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stolen from Blogjam, who stole it from the onion. Pretty hilarious.
(click the image below)
 
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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/07/26/neil-armstrongs-walk-on-the-moon-speech-unedited/</link>
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		<title>An Awkward IM Convo I Had This Evening</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
[23:09] AndyFox1979: i&#8217;d like to change the fancy bottle of champs for the bride &#38; groom with one of the bottles for the commoners and drink the nice one with the hottest babe there i could find
[23:10] Tannaz: but you&#8217;re not going
[23:10] AndyFox1979: just to show the newlyweds that the universe is arbitrary and unfair [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/07/08/an-awkward-im-convo-had-this-evening/</link>
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		<title>Why I Hate The Blog &#8220;I Can Has Cheezburger&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate the blog I Can Has Cheezburger because if you have a wordpress blog its always on the front page as the most popular blog, further proving that the majority of people are idiots.
Wordpress is supposed to be the high priestess of blogging sites with TypePad being the high priest and of course blogger [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/07/08/why-i-hate-the-blog-i-can-has-cheezburger/</link>
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		<title>Why Rolling Stone Magazine Is Irrelevant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I read Rolling Stone in the bathroom and in the bathroom only. I&#8217;m not sure why this is an important piece of information but it is somehow.
When I was a kid i&#8217;d read Rolling Stone to read articles about the bands that I liked and learn about new bands too. I imagined when I was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/26/why-rolling-stone-magazine-is-irrelevant/</link>
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		<title>The iPhone: Slouching Towards Costa Mesa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chuch from Chuch&#8217;s Scoop has really scooped up a steaming pile with this  attack of my entry about the iPhone, titled  &#8220;Bloggers who live in glass houses should not throw stones or iPhones for that matter&#8221; . I wasn&#8217;t going to respond to it, and I figured I&#8217;d let the iPhone subject lie, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/26/the-iphone-slouching-towards-costa-mesa/</link>
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		<title>If You Plan On Buying An Apple iPhone, I Do Not Like You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re planning on waiting in line to be the gush, FIRST to get one, I like you even less.

&#8220;Lets Get Stupid&#8221;  
If you bring up iPhones whenever you talk about technology I like you less still, there are much more interesting things to talk about and having an iPhone is not going to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/21/if-you-plan-on-buying-an-apple-iphone-i-do-not-like-you/</link>
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		<title>Why Scottsdale Is No Good. No Good At All</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
(update: I found this site while researching to see if i'm just a grouch,
 turns out, this phenomenon is well
documented http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com )

I’m in Scottsdale, toward the tail end of my trip. I’ve had a pretty good time and the weather has been gorgeous, although the heat is relentless and you wish it would cool down [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/11/why-scottsdale-is-no-good-no-good-at-all/</link>
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		<title>The Last Sopranos Post, I swear.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So The Sopranos is over. I guess I was happy that nobody got killed or anything. I don&#8217;t know. Tony getting killed would&#8217;ve been a little too predictable. I don&#8217;t really know
The show that followed The Sopranos, which will presumably take its place, &#8220;John From Cincinatti&#8221; looks to be a real stinker.
I bet HBO will [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/10/the-last-sopranos-post-i-swear/</link>
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		<title>A Brief History Of Time, In Two Minutes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Stephen Hawking book  condensed into around 2 minutes, put into a text to speech program, then  pictures added to give you something to look at while you learn stuff.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzG14H1_XB8]
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		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/07/a-brief-history-of-time-in-two-minutes/</link>
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		<title>A Blog Nobody Will Read&#8230; Neal Stephenson: &#8220;In The Beginning, There Was The Command Line&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you claim to know about computers or the internet or technology but have not yet read this, please click here:
For PCs: http://www.cryptonomicon.com/command.zip
For Macs: http://www.cryptonomicon.com/command.txt.sit

WARNING: It&#8217;s dense.
Print it out. Study it. It was written years ago but is still relevant.
It will make you want to get Linux.
It made me want to get Linux.
It made me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/06/a-blog-nobody-will-read-neal-stephenson-in-the-beginning-there-was-the-command-line/</link>
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		<title>More Sopranos Thoughts &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Alternate Title: Deus Ex Machina (god in the machine)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been thinking a lot about the Sopranos since it has sent over 1,000 people to this week old blog in just a day or two.
I think a huge reason why people like the Sopranos so much is  because the dialogue &#8212;&#8211;Wait a second here, is it dialog or dialogue? I spell it dialogue [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/05/more-sopranos-thoughts-alternate-title-deus-ex-machina-god-in-the-machine/</link>
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		<title>The Sopranos, Episode 85 &#8220;The Blue Comet&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
This season of the Sopranos just started to get good last night, and there&#8217;s only one episode left.

    So first off Sil goes to this minor character&#8217;s house and kills him with a chain around his neck, which always seems like a gimmick since these guys all have guns and this isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/03/the-sopranos-episode-85/</link>
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		<title>Bear Suit Guy At Burning Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey I do requests apparently:
So theres this guy at burning man who dresses in a bear suit and goes around dicking almost every chick there.

Some key points: 

The bear suit is not like the type that are made to look like a real bear. It&#8217;s the type that looks like a tall skinny cartoon bear.
It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/03/bear-suit-guy-at-burning-man/</link>
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		<title>Nigeria Calling&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Heres an IM conversation I had awhile ago. People seemed to think it was sorta haha over on my mypspace profile so I thought i&#8217;d dust it off and try it here.
[17:56] p_ciara: hello
[17:57] p_ciara: how re you
[17:57] andyfox1979: hi
[17:57] p_ciara: your name plz??
[17:57] p_ciara: i am pamela
[17:57] andyfox1979: what would you guess my name [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/02/nigeria-calling/</link>
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		<title>Napping On Weekend Nights, Waking Up Too Late</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I do this thing sometimes and I suspect others do too.  After work on a Friday you go to take a nap. Suddenly you wake up and its 10pm and your phone is flashing with texts and missed calls and the ghost of what your night would have been like if you weren&#8217;t so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/02/napping-on-weekend-nights-waking-up-too-late/</link>
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		<title>Internet Marketing Wizards: Reunion.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was up early  this morning checking my mail.
I&#8217;ve gotten this same email so many times, the header reads: 9 Searches for &#8220;Andy Fox&#8221; &#8212; Could That Be You?
I open the email and see this 
First off, I have a common name. 9 searches for my name doesn&#8217;t really impress.  Secondly, look at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/01/internet-marketing-wizards-reunioncom/</link>
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		<title>Various Factors Of My Unhappiness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. I&#8217;m driving at night, listening to the radio. Rock Music in the summer of 2006 is terrible, I hear myself say. I opt for a homemade mixed CD I made about three weeks ago and have listened to dozens of times. It is also terrible.
 
2. While trying to be a creative person and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/01/various-factors-of-my-unhappiness/</link>
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		<title>Blogging</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So i&#8217;ve decided to start blogging because I guess I don&#8217;t have much to do. If you&#8217;re reading this, you probably don&#8217;t either, so we&#8217;re both sort of caught in that same net.
People always say &#8220;so and so needs to get a life&#8221;, usually people who say that need to get a life too. Rest [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/01/blogging/</link>
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		<title>The Hold Steady At The El Rey, Hollywood, Ca</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I went and saw The Hold Steady with Chuch, his girlfriend Kathleen and his friend Amanda.
Before the show we went to The Little Bar (757 S La Brea Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036) which much to my chagrin only serves beer and wine and the usual faux-liquor trickery (soju, agave wine, etc) . [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/01/the-hold-steady-at-the-el-rey-hollywood-ca/</link>
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