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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Fellow Misanthropists..

Friday, 28 Sep 2007
 

A lot of bloggers will start off a post like this with: “To my four readers…” to be modest and because it’s hard to break the ice when you’re posting a non-post like this one.

Because I (like every other blogger) look at my stats I know I have more than 4 reoccuring readers. Insult the ones who say otherwise, and their false modesty.

So while I have been busy, the reason I haven’t posted anything in awhile is because with the limited time I have, I haven’t been able to really bang anything of quality out. Also, i’ll be travelling a bit. Hopefully this will provide me with some material.

I do, however, have a probably boring tech post almost done that’s about Web 2.0 and Facebook and all that horseshit.

Also, a sorta wimpy short story I wrote called “Rental Car Agencies In Foreign Countries” that I may or may not post. Truth be told, I stole much of the inspiration for it from the blog The Shape Of Days and just filled in the blanks with some lost-love tragedy that i’ve been chewing on for too long. I guess writing the story was a way to extract it from myself, not sure if it worked or not.

Working on a list called “15 Impressions I Am Unable to Perform Believably” that is sorta ha-ha. Also, I owe the fine people from New Line who put on a screening for us a review of their movie Flight Of The Living Dead, which is truly my generation’s “Citizen Kane”. Not kidding.

I’m working on a mixed-tape type thing, which is actually a zip file full of MP3’s (stolen from betheboy.com) that I will try to do monthly.

I call on anyone who likes this blog to do their part and submit ideas and essays/posts/etc to be posted here.

The rules are simple: it must be good and it must be somewhat negative or cynical. After that, go eat cantaloupe and play badminton with your Uncle Bob.

Chin up, and all that stuff,

A.F.

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Reader's Comments

  1. Haha, I might be confused, so please clarify if I mis-understood: you want me to write actual posts and then submit them to you, so they can receive the glowing honor of appearing on your blog, as opposed to mine? Umm yeah…let me get on that… LOL :-)

  2. that message was for friends of mine who do not have blogs, Romi.

  3. I suppose that makes sense (LOL), but as you were calling upon “anyone who likes this blog”, my ears naturally perked up, as I consider myself to fall under this umbrella ;-) …hence…confusion…though, if one stops to think about it for half a second, I suppose it was mildly obvious to begin with, haha ;-) …whatever, I was suffering from a headache at the time I posted my comment, so screw off, hahaha ;-)

  4. Another marijuana post?
    Reasons why G.W bush and Tony blair are probably gay.
    aids?

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