Girlfriend Al Pacino Sex Dream
It’s great when you have an honest and open relationship and your girlfriend feels comfortable telling you about sex dreams. Well until she tells you one that makes you feel insecure or grossed out like:
Girlfriend: I had the weirdest dream last night!
You: Oh really baby, tell me more.
Girlfriend: It was so… odd… Get this… 10 like thugged out prison style dudes of all races were like all taking their turns on me. Yeah! Even like this asian guy with a do-rag on and these ridiculously big raver pants was pretty fierce. He was so weird … but fun.. It was sort of a turn on.
You: A turn on eh? (feigning interest while your blood is boiling)
Girlfriend: Yes! Especially when the columbian, sweaty brillow pad head contract killer looking dude and this eminem looking motherfucker were like flipping me over like a flapjack.
At that point you pretty much think shes a whore and wish she would have kept it bottled up.
Reader PeloTom shares a funny IM conversation he had with his girlfriend:
frances
i had a dream last night that i hooked up with al pacino and he was all old and gross and half blind but i still hooked up with him cos it was al pacino O_o
pelotom
half blind??
frances
yeah like he was blind in his left eye cos of cataracts it was all hazy and blue pelotom mmm, sexy frances yeah, i woke up feeling dirry dirty and not in a good way pelotom I bet he kept shouting “HOORAH!” during sex too
frances
haha wanna hear a gross detail?
pelotom
his penis had a yellow toenail on the end of it
frances
ew no it looked like the breakfast sausage i ate for breakfast at cafe verde
pelotom
haha at the time you ate that, were you thinking, “I bet this is what pacino’s schvonz looks like”
frances
haha
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picture of al p’s sausege at the end is epic
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