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Olga And Demitri Hilarious Voicemail. SF dude calls chick he met on curb

 My Misanthropy: By Steve Busch

Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities

10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks

The Movie “Into The Wild” Sucks, Big Time

American Apparel, Do Not Want

When Did Firefox Start To Suck So Bad? 

Some Old Classics:

10 Rules For Startups

A Response To Jason Calcanis and Mark Cuban’s similar lists. 700+ Diggs.

Happy Holidays From Misanthropy Today

A holiday message to my loyal readers

How To Write An Effective Cover Letter

Tom Oatmeal Imparts Some Business Advice

Dating Advice And Physics

Dating Advice, now with half-baked Science.

Nigeria Calling, Part Two

I got an email from a nigerian scammer. He started IMing me, hilarity ensued.

The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Supermarket

Title pretty much speaks for itself. Not my best but it’s gotten the most traffic. Probably cause of Ashley Olsen. And the part about her farting.

I Came Up With The Idea For Ikea

A mostly true story about how I thought of the idea for ikea and how it was stolen from me.

The Time Al Gore Took A Shit In My Toilet.

Epic story of love and deceit in Los Angeles, written by guest Steve Busch.

10 Tips For Getting Over A Breakup

Your basic how-to list, which turned into a real Dr Phil session in the comments with some girl who turned out to be in high school. Christ.

Various Factors Of My Unhappiness

A list of items that cause me to be unhappy, suggested by a therapist at one point to figure out why I sometimes dwell on bad things in my life and in the world. It turned out to be a somewhat funny list.

Why Rolling Stone Magazine Is Irrelevant

An essay about why Rolling Stone Magazine sux0rs so fiercely.

If You Plan On Buying An Apple iPhone, I Do Not Like You

Self explanatory. This was written during the peak of the Apple iPhone hype. Nowadays it seems self-evident, but I guess it still applies.

Why Scottsdale Is No Good. No Good At All

An entry about why Scottsdale, Arizona is probably one of the biggest douche-havens in North America, written in Scottsdale, Arizona on a business trip.

Is It Ok To Not Believe In Global Warming?

Some thoughts about global warming possibly being hippie bullshit, and some other stuff thrown in to drag the good name of Al Gore and the movie The Day After Tommorow through the mud.

Dateline NBC: To Catch A Pervert

An Entry about The Dateline show and why I think it smells like the bathroom of a fishing boat, five months out at sea.

Bear Suit Guy At Burning Man

A friend asked me to write a post about a story I often tell, about a guy at the Burning Man festival who goes around poking every chick there in a Bear suit.