
Some Old Classics:
A Response To Jason Calcanis and Mark Cuban’s similar lists. 700+ Diggs.
A holiday message to my loyal readers
Tom Oatmeal Imparts Some Business Advice
Dating Advice, now with half-baked Science.
I got an email from a nigerian scammer. He started IMing me, hilarity ensued.
Title pretty much speaks for itself. Not my best but it’s gotten the most traffic. Probably cause of Ashley Olsen. And the part about her farting.
A mostly true story about how I thought of the idea for ikea and how it was stolen from me.
Epic story of love and deceit in Los Angeles, written by guest Steve Busch.
Your basic how-to list, which turned into a real Dr Phil session in the comments with some girl who turned out to be in high school. Christ.

A list of items that cause me to be unhappy, suggested by a therapist at one point to figure out why I sometimes dwell on bad things in my life and in the world. It turned out to be a somewhat funny list.
An essay about why Rolling Stone Magazine sux0rs so fiercely.
Self explanatory. This was written during the peak of the Apple iPhone hype. Nowadays it seems self-evident, but I guess it still applies.
An entry about why Scottsdale, Arizona is probably one of the biggest douche-havens in North America, written in Scottsdale, Arizona on a business trip.
Some thoughts about global warming possibly being hippie bullshit, and some other stuff thrown in to drag the good name of Al Gore and the movie The Day After Tommorow through the mud.
An Entry about The Dateline show and why I think it smells like the bathroom of a fishing boat, five months out at sea.
A friend asked me to write a post about a story I often tell, about a guy at the Burning Man festival who goes around poking every chick there in a Bear suit.
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why would i do something like that?