Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger
Hell’s Kitchen is one of my favorite shows for some reason and season six started last night.
I don’t really like any of the new characters that much but I will probably grow to like/hate them and it will keep me interested.
Right away I noticed bug eyed Melinda. We’ve all worked in an office with a Melinda: whenever the boss yells her eyes bug out and she sorta shakes and doesn’t say anything. She was probably abused as a child.
Here’s a great photo of her:
Then you have the angry whigger Joseph, from the mean streets of Massapequa Park, NY. Our Long Island thug is programmed to only say “What do you want me to say” and “I ain’t no bitch”. His program is weighted to say “I ain’t no bitch” 250% more than any other phrase. Generally when someone says that they aren’t something too often you can be assured that they are. Joseph is the kind of guy i’d love to watch getting his ass kicked by some Shaquille O’neal Looking Motherfucker (SOLM) since I generally avoid fistfights when i’m not certain that I will be victorious (whiggers can be fierce since they’re so full of angst and watch the movies New Jack City, Juice and Belly pretty much all day long). Some call this cowardly, but i ain’t no bitch. Damn that phrase is contagious!
Here’s Joseph mouthing off.
Protip To Young Whiggers: If you have a name like Joseph or Timothy I know it sound regal and all but it doesn’t do much for your street cred. If your middle name is Christopher or anything that starts with C call yourself JC or TC to all the punk squares in the professional world— just so they know that you may look like a bitch but in fact are not a bitch. It’s also helpful to think of an alternative nickname for your more informal pals to call you like Coffee Joe. Ok, Coffee Joe is not a great one but you see what i’m talking about.
Also at the end of the program they used the moldy 1985 “To Be Continued….” line (duh, it being episode #2 and all) right when you see Joseph mug up on Gordon Ramsay and you hear “someone get a medic”. You’re thinking Java Joe knocks out G-Ram or vice versa. Nope. I’ll tell you what happens. Mocha Joe starts getting in G-Rams face and security comes in and brutalizes him. I’ll bet anyone $20 that this is what happens.
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I ran across Hell’s Kitchen last year and couldn’t believe what I was seeing. The Aussie guy who runs the show is a foul-mouthed lunatic, but I must admit (shamefully) that I watched more than one episode. Funny that I did because I’m not the type of person who slows down to get a good look when I drive past a bad car accident, and that’s about the best comparison I can make for Hell’s Kitchen — a bad accident.
It’s truly the epitome of awful television and basically a sad statement that verifies the belief that media and the education system are geared towards “dumbing down” the masses.
Strangely, and I guess with a morbid fascination, I felt compelled to watch the first episode of the 6th season (and it will be my last). The bunch of clowns they’ve invited to compete are absolutely obnoxious. They must have a combined IQ of somewhere around 80.
Usually, I’d fight censorship with all my might, but there’s always exceptions, and none better than Hell’s Kitchen. Please pull this offensive garbage off the air.
- George
George, or should I say Joseph? I think Gordon Ramsay is British or Scottish actually.
Gee, you’re right — he’s Scottish. I guess that explains the temper (lol). I don’t know where I got the idea he’s an Aussie, so my apologies to any Australians who might have taken offense with my mistake. I certainly wouldn’t want this Gordon Ramsay person to represent my country. Oh no! I think I might have possibly offended some Scots, as well. I’d better stop commenting on Hell’s Kitchen right now before I put my foot in my mouth again.
BTW Andy, I’m not Joseph.
I was just kidding about you being Joseph.
George, your points are well taken, but think of watching Hell’s Kitchen as a kind of field sociology project from your couch. Why would grown adults allow a grown man to shout at them for the slim chance that they will win some dubious prize?
In this sense its interesting to see what people will put up with for the mere chance of winning a dubious prize.
I think this show teaches us a lot about the people in the food industry. One thing I don’t like is they wheel some minx out like Tek or last season’s Paula and they are of course either married or as gay as a tree full of parrots.
I beseech you to stick with this program for a few more episodes and report back your findings. What is your country, btw?
by dubious prize I mean that last year’s winner was promised a restaurant at the Borgata Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City… Take a look at their website
http://www.theborgata.com/Main.cfm?Category_1=4000
(ugly cold fusion links FTW!)
Looks like he’s running jack and shit.
Andy, I really like your optimistic view of life. You’re right to look for the most positive aspects of this show and treat it as study in sociology, rather than mere entertainment.
I’ll take your advice and watch a few more episodes before damning a it final time. However, I’m pretty concerned that I’m not going to be able to tolerate this latest batch of hopefuls. Is it just me, or are these people quite a bit denser than the usual contestants?
To answer your question, I’m from Canada, but I’ve been working in Asia for several years – an expat, as they say.
It terrifies me that this ghetto bullshit trend has gone on for so long that wiggers and…umm…their black version (god forbid we offend the little darlings) are becoming adults. (as opposed to growing up in any meaningful way.) Does anyone remember when stupid trends used to die? If people were this stupid when I was a kid, we’d still be on pogo balls and Garbage Pail Kids collections would be on the antiques road show.
I saw a 50-year old dago wigger in New Jersey throwing gang signs. I considered dropping my major and becoming a marketing major, with so many morons running around it has to be the easiest way to make money.
This guy was caught smoking pole a few years back. He was in my unit but after being caught a second time they had to transfer him out. We picked on him often, seems we scarred the little but fukker.
are you serious? he was in the army or something?
George, ol’pal-
You strike me as the type of feller who would spend ten minutes analyzing why you have an erection instead of doing something with it.
Just have some fun. Watch the show.
Joe the LI whigger : happy to see him sent packing. What an a-hole deLuxe! The ex-’Marine’ pulled off an SIW on national TV by shooting himself in the foot. Hahaha!! World’s biggest chimp-chump.
An assortment of wiggers –
http://www.wiggaz.com/
Check out the pix! HAHAHA!!!!!
Nobody’s Foo,
When your erections are as big and beautiful as mine, one has to marvel in an analytical way for AT LEAST 10 minutes, but that’s alright because, “I’m not no bitch.”
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BTW, who was caught smoking pole, G. Ramsay or one of the contestants? Both seem like possibilities to me.
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I admit (with great guilt) to having now watched 3 episodes of season 6, and I’ve changed my mind about the contestants having a combined IQ of 80 — more like about 60. Man, they should get a straight jacket for GR. What a fcuking lunatic.
What does SIW mean?
SIW – SELF INFLICTED WOUND in military parlance.
Made it halfway through episode, 4 but just couldn’t take it anymore.
This show is the worst I’ve ever seen, and I refuse to look at it ever again. Actually, I don’t think I could ever watch Gordon Ramsay do anything again. However, as bad as he is, these contestants had to be picked because of their very high scores on the obnoxious scale – stupid and annoying, the lot of them.
Where can I get a list of restaurants that he’s involved with to make sure I never set foot in one of them? The idea of supporting his businesses in anyway is something I’d not prefer to do. What a crass-hole.
i recently got a roommate who’s been an old friend for years and he went in and deleted all the recording settings for the shows he considers lame so i have had to watch HK on Hulu and sit through those awful commercials.
I’m sorry you dont like the show George. You kind of seem more like a PBS guy
I wouldn’t say I’m a “PBS guy” although they have some very nice programs. I like a wide variety of TV shows, and enjoy other reality TV stuff. Bravo has a chefs competition show called Top Chef, and needless to say, it’s much more tasteful than HK.
The funny thing about both of these shows is that they’ve turned me off going to restaurants. HK because I really don’t want to pay for (typically) overpriced food prepared by foul-mouthed and semi-skilled cooks. And in both shows. I’m amazed at how many of these “chefs” smoke cigarettes. Ciggies dull the taste buds substantially, and maybe that explains why so many restaurant meals I encounter are generally disappointing.
Oh..my…GOD do I hate melinda. I noticed her Bug Eyes half way through the first episode. She looks so fucking stupid and clueless 95% of the time. She also tilts her head and looks like an idiot.
Next up is Tony, he is a faggot. Everything he says yells out “GAY”. I will never forget when he said “Oh my, it’s like all these flavors are exploding in my mouth”, seems like that’s not the only thing exploding in his mouth if you know what I’m saying.
Then we got Suzanne, ohhhh my is she retarded. She also has that stupid, tired/stoned look on her face all the time and is stubborn. Her voice annoys me.
And last that stupid fugly whore Amanda who is a moron. “Oh, one tequila, two tequila , three tequila, four tequila, more for me” or some stupid shit. What a fucking stupid ditsy dumbass poor excuse of a woman.
Oh yeh, I forgot about that ugly girl who can’t get enough of herself. “Yeah, it’s too hot just like me, i’m just as spicy as the dish” bitch please you’re ugly, fat, got an ugly face, and you can’t cook, you’re a failure.
End of Rant. Lol