Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)
Update:
So people have called for a fundraiser to help Free Kari Farrell get out of jail, so i made one. Please go donate a few bucks.
If you haven’t read about the Hipster Grifter yet here’s the entire story. Here’s a naked pic of her:
(click to see unedited version)
Here’s the short story:
Sexually brazen Korean-American chick from Utah moves to hipster Brooklyn (Parkslope, Bedstuy, Williamsburg) where she lies and says she has a cool job, tells people she has cancer, tells guys shes pregnant, hits on guys in bars with lines writen on notes like “i want to give you a handjob with my mouth” (check please!) and finally gets a good hipster job (assistant at Vice mag) only to be found out via a Google search as being a wanted grifter from Utah.
Whether or not she actually grifted anyone from New York is unclear, although she did do crappy things like borrow money and not pay it back and is a suspect in a missing cell phone situation.
For sure a lot of dudes and hipsters were duped into buying her drinks and a lot of guys nailed her.
I mean a lot.
A dozen or so have come forward so i’m guessing she was piped by at least 50-75 dudes during her time in NY using a simple formula I just made up right now.
Like my Grandpa would say:
If she had as many dicks on her as she’s had in her she’d look like a porcupine.
Other than the actual crimes in Utah, I think the biggest mistakes Kari made were hanging out in a place (Williamsburg) where everyone with an American Apparel hoodie has a blog, band, cause or some other “hey notice me” axe to grind. And they’re having a field day with this one.
Had she just kept a low profile over in New Jersey she could have just bilked one or two unlucky chumps out of drinks and cash and I wouldn’t be writing this right now.
I think the reason everyone likes this story so much is:
- She seems pretty cute and personable
- Who hasn’t dated a chick/guy who mooched off of you?
- Dated a chick who said she was pregnant
- Dated a chick who faked an illness/suicide to get attention or keep you from dumping them
- Who hasn’t found out secrets about someone you know/dated?
Here’s why hipsters like this story so much:
- All hipsters lie and/or exaggerate their jobs
- Hipsters all move to urban areas with some “sob story” or “tough luck story” but usually end up just being trust fund kids
- Hipsters hate it when someone who is actually poor/edgy/dangerous/criminal encroaches on their world of pretending to be those things
Based on the stories i’ve read on various websites, those dudes got off light compared to how much my most recent ex-gf cost me, and she did it mostly legally.
And I mean really, check out this dude in this picture.. like he’s ever gotten laid without pumping a girl full of MD 20/20, PBRs or whatever they’re drinking out there in wburg now:
So, Kari Ferrell if you want to head out to LA before turning herself in back in Utah, drinks are on me.
No I don’t want a hand-job with her mouth. But, i’d probably turn all my assets into travellers checks before she arrived in town just in case.
Here’s a video of her after this whole thing happened:
Meet the Hipster Grifter from ANIMALmagazine on Vimeo.
To close this pathetic post out, i’ll post the words of my personal hero and genius Gavin McInnes founded Vice Magazine in 1994 but recently left to start Street Carnage.
I realize hindsight is 20/20 but how awesome would it be if you knew a chick was a hipster grifter but didn’t let on and dated her anyways? She’d fake cry during intercourse and tell you she wants to have your babies and you’d be all, “I know Kari. I’ve never loved anyone this much.” How intensely dark and fucking weird would that be!?
You’d have to constantly avoid situations where you give her cash and you’d have to sleep with your credit cards up your ass but, as we’ve learned from seducing strippers, the more dough you put out the more you’re seen as a dolt. She’d actually appreciate the challenge. Oh what a heavy thrill it would be watching her out of the corner of your eye, trying to predict her next hustle. Anyone with a junkie roommate knows how challenging this can be. You’d have to keep your laptop at work and all your CDs would need to go into storage but cheating a cheater must make you feel like God. I bet your hands would shake at the end of every encounter.
If you don’t find this kind of idea exciting, you are precisely the sort of pussy hipster grifters prey on – and you deserve it.
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Damn, and she’s not even cute!
Damn, she’s not even cute, but sure does have some nice artwork on her chest. Wonder which stiff picked up the tab for that?
http://freekari.com/
Ah yes, let’s bail her out and introduce her to our frienemies! Do you find it ironic that she preys on hipsters?
maybe you should actually do some research.
that dude in blue is richard lawson, a homosexual blogger at gawker.com. he was definitely not hanging out with farrell to sex her.
Okay. There is no doubt in my mind that Kari was taken advantage of and deserves a competent defense. This poor woman is confused; yes, but still has constitutional rights not to mention human rights that should be defended. Personally, I think she’s innocent of all charges.
I agree Franklin, and if not the worst that could happen is i’m down 400 quid and my pen0r got touched a few times
Personally, I support anyone who preys on hipsters. I wish this story had a sick sc-fi twist like she ate them or laid eggs in their sinuses, or harvested their souls by stealing their obnoxious Buddy Holly glasses. They deserve it ever so richly, simply for being themselves.