How Do You Spell A Fart Phoenetically?

Steve had “Pfft” as his status message on AIM.

Andy: is that pfft like pshaw or like a barely audible fart?
RecordsCanKill: i don’t know yet
RecordsCanKill: its like a pshaw
Andy: oh ok
RecordsCanKill: it could be both though

How do you spell a fart phoenetically?

I’ve always thought it was like brrrrmp. Or Hrrrmppttttt.

Please chime in if you know a better way.

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1. 

   thpppbbbbt

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2. Tom on 16 May 2009 1:25 am
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   also, “fweeeet?”

   the question mark is part of it.

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4. Tom on 16 May 2009 1:29 am
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   how about like pttpttpttpttptt like a machine gun style ripper?

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6. Andy Fox on 16 May 2009 9:32 am
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   I personally have always liked “bwomp”, the ones that sound huge like you dropped a sock full of nickels into a tuba filled with oatmeal.

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8. Spites on 16 May 2009 4:13 pm
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   haha.

   “the ones that sound huge like you dropped a sock full of nickels into a tuba filled with oatmeal”

   You should be writing flowery, turn of the century british poetry, not leaving comments on blogs.

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10. andyfox1979 on 20 May 2009 12:07 am
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    I used to use ‘breeeeehhh’, like a buzzer going off, but from your ass.

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12. NoTimeForRecess.com on 27 May 2009 8:49 am
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    Heh, thx. Btw I read this site often, you guys do some good work yourselves.

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14. Spites on 05 Jun 2009 10:37 am