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How Do You Spell A Fart Phoenetically?

Thursday, 14 May 2009
 

Steve had “Pfft” as his status message on AIM.

Andy: is that pfft like pshaw or like a barely audible fart?
RecordsCanKill: i don’t know yet
RecordsCanKill: its like a pshaw
Andy: oh ok
RecordsCanKill: it could be both though

How do you spell a fart phoenetically?

I’ve always thought it was like brrrrmp. Or Hrrrmppttttt.

Please chime in if you know a better way.

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Reader's Comments

  1. also, “fweeeet?”

    the question mark is part of it.

  2. how about like pttpttpttpttptt like a machine gun style ripper?

  3. I personally have always liked “bwomp”, the ones that sound huge like you dropped a sock full of nickels into a tuba filled with oatmeal.

  4. haha.

    “the ones that sound huge like you dropped a sock full of nickels into a tuba filled with oatmeal”

    You should be writing flowery, turn of the century british poetry, not leaving comments on blogs.

  5. I used to use ‘breeeeehhh’, like a buzzer going off, but from your ass.

  6. Heh, thx. Btw I read this site often, you guys do some good work yourselves.

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