I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

Tuesday, 22 Sep 2009

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I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit…

I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What a woman. She has like so much to work with: that body, the hair, the face, the voice. Her pretending to rock out like in a band doesn’t look silly like it should, it looks hot.

If I made love to Beyonce I would do so knowing that I wouldn’t be able to keep her forever, and that someday, some handsome Tyrese looking motherfucker would swoop her from me.

Hey Beyonce, I want you to meet my friend Jay:

In normal circumstances a woman that looks like that would laugh a guy that looks like Jay Z out of the room.

Not here on earth though.

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Reader's Comments

1. 

   steve: would you listen to her?

   andy: yeah

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2. andyfox1979 on 22 Sep 2009 3:15 pm
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   Honey appears to need some discipline.

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4. crackpipe on 25 Sep 2009 10:40 pm
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   i cant believe it either!

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6. Freebie-Link.com on 27 Sep 2009 12:31 pm
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   Yeah, it’s baffling. He must have *something* to offer her though…surely. Yes? I mean, look at that face, why stay?

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8. Danielle on 29 Sep 2009 1:17 pm
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   probably a baby’s arm in his pants. if i unzipped she’d laugh me out of the room.

   

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10. andyfox1979 on 01 Oct 2009 9:52 am
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    LOL I’m sure that 300 million+ makes him look a lot sexier.

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12. Daniel Dickey on 09 Oct 2009 11:13 am
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    Beyonce starring in: Beauty and the Beast co-starring Joe Camel

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14. circa_20085 on 17 Oct 2009 5:52 pm