I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit…

I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What a woman. She has like so much to work with: that body, the hair, the face, the voice. Her pretending to rock out like in a band doesn’t look silly like it should, it looks hot.

If I made love to Beyonce I would do so knowing that I wouldn’t be able to keep her forever, and that someday, some handsome Tyrese looking motherfucker would swoop her from me.

Hey Beyonce, I want you to meet my friend Jay:

In normal circumstances a woman that looks like that would laugh a guy that looks like Jay Z out of the room.

Not here on earth though.

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   steve: would you listen to her?

   andy: yeah

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2. andyfox1979 on 22 Sep 2009 3:15 pm
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   Honey appears to need some discipline.

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4. crackpipe on 25 Sep 2009 10:40 pm
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   i cant believe it either!

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6. Freebie-Link.com on 27 Sep 2009 12:31 pm
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   Yeah, it’s baffling. He must have *something* to offer her though…surely. Yes? I mean, look at that face, why stay?

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8. Danielle on 29 Sep 2009 1:17 pm
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   probably a baby’s arm in his pants. if i unzipped she’d laugh me out of the room.

   

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10. andyfox1979 on 01 Oct 2009 9:52 am
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    LOL I’m sure that 300 million+ makes him look a lot sexier.

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12. Daniel Dickey on 09 Oct 2009 11:13 am
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    Beyonce starring in: Beauty and the Beast co-starring Joe Camel

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14. circa_20085 on 17 Oct 2009 5:52 pm
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    Thats really unbelievable…

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16. Tom on 16 Nov 2009 2:46 am
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    looks like the black version of marilyn manson.

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18. kzygh on 30 Dec 2009 10:53 pm
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    The title of this post should really be ”I can’t believe Beyonce hits this”…
    Anyway, in addition to the baby’s arm (never heard that one before) when I see lips like his, disproportionate to the point of ridiculousness, it always makes a girl wonder if he´s any good with them… where it c(o)unts

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20. mad on 17 Jan 2010 6:38 am
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    I’m getting such a kick out of reading this… at 4 in the morning.
    Andy, you could totally steal Beyonce away from Jay-Z! Just arm yourself with a few Bentleys, some mad rapping skills and maybe a couple wads of cash neatly packaged in all the ‘right’ places. She’d be dancing in your bed faster than you could say, “Hoe get yo’ ass in and let’s RIIIIIDE.” Haha.

    Always found it funny how one second he’s Big Pimpin’ and the next it’s all about ‘Me and My Girlfriend’. Maybe Beyonce conveniently forgot.

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22. Quon on 17 Jan 2011 6:08 am
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      Quon, I appreciate the support but:

      arm yourself with a few Bentleys, some mad rapping skills and maybe a couple wads of cash neatly packaged in all the ‘right’ places

      Is easier said than done.

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    • Misanthropy Today on 17 Jan 2011 3:37 pm