Internet Marketing Wizards: Reunion.com
I was up early this morning checking my mail.
I’ve gotten this same email so many times, the header reads: 9 Searches for “Andy Fox” — Could That Be You?
I open the email and see this 
First off, I have a common name. 9 searches for my name doesn’t really impress. Secondly, look at these three who were reconnected. These are like the last people you want to be reconnected with. Not that they need to use sexy looking models like True.com does or anything but really, this is the best you guys can do?
I’d run out my backdoor and through a field if these three showed up at my house to be reconnected with me. As a matter of fact, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to be reconnected with these three people.
You might be thinking, oh just relax, these are three gay people who were reunited on this website. Well, I know for a fact they were paid to be apart of this campaign. Money wasted fellas.
It gets better.
If you navigate to the front page they have three linkable steps (all of which link to http://reunion.com/showRegistration.do , their naggy-ass registration page) and look at these images for each.
Create a profile while your nosy friend watches and then be marveled home alone style at, well, we’re not sure.
After you create a profile, find three (other) idiots and hold your heads together. Also, find a 4th to lay on the ground and take a photo of this spectacle while avoiding drool from above.
Finally, get married to one of these people you’ve reunited with or have a child with them. Or with the example of the person on the left, pick up a delivery box for some reason.
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I could think of nothing worse than having to reunite with people I knew in high school then having to help them move (see guy with box) and then aligning myself in a field with our heads stuck togehter a’la Full House. I want to see a post about the bear suit at Burning Man.
see above, sir. My heart wasn’t really in it but I tried.