“Into The Wild” Sucks, Big Time
Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none is found. This film only reminds you how hopelessly stupid, gullible and indiscriminate your fellow humans are.
Isn’t this a great party?
I’m stupid for even watching this movie in the first place. I rent movies from one of those kiosks at the supermarket. On a weekend-night, I have 25-30 choices, usually bad ones like this. When I bring these DVDPlay dvd’s to work to finish watching in my office, my boss makes fun of me for renting DVDs from the supermarket, like a bumpkin.
Arguably, renting movies online and waiting three days to arrive by mail is the wave of the future.
So I end up with Into The Wild. Coming from Sean Penn you can expect wrong-headed hippie nonsense, and this is no exception. This movie is based on a novel, of which is based on a true story.
Most of the main facts are here.
This is the story of Chris McCandless who after graduating from Emory, ditches his excess college money (i’m sure we can all remember those days), turns down a new car and Harvard Law School admission to travel the west to the wilderness of Alaska.
The actor who plays Chris, Emile Hirsch, delivers a TV-movie worthy performance. His visceral on-screen response to nature can only be described as Richard Kline-esque.
Along his journey, Chris stops in small towns where well-known actors are performing cameos. During his stops, he quickly becomes known as “the guy who’s heading to Alaska”, and they all wish him well and ask him advice about life and nature.
When he leaves his newish friends look off into the distance with a “he’s gonna make us proud one day” look coupled with a triumphant background score.
If you’re a rube, you’ll feel warm inside during these parts.
For most of the movie, you hear voice-overs from his sister who paints him as a martyr who was fighting against the tyranny of yuppie NASA-employed parents, and the degrading cotton fields of new cars and Ivy League schools.
Yeah, we get it—the reluctant rich kid. Can we move on?
Nope, says Sean Penn, we can’t.
1,000 ethanol buses could travel Chris’ journey using the corn from the voice-overs alone.
Each one is laughably more corny than the last, and never deviate from the Chris=Jesus theme. The similes and analogies would embarrass a Hallmark greeting card writer.
Chris then drives his Datsun to the Arizona desert where he parks it and falls asleep. It’s quickly ruined by a flash flood. Before he parks the camera pans over a sign that says “Danger: Flash Floods”.
This, unintentionally, hammers home a few key points:
- Chris sure aint smart.
- Nature sure hates Chris.
Then, for some reason that isn’t explained, he burns his money that he earned working on Vince Vaughn’s wheat farm next to the ruined Datsun and heads off.
After some useless sequences of Chris in Mexico and Los Angeles, he arrives in Alaska.
Mr Wilderness hits the trail and sets up camp in the epitome of Walden’s natural self-reliance: an old broken down schoolbus.
With him is a bag of rice, a .22 rifle, sleeping bag, and some boots. That he chooses an old broken down schoolbus as a shelter is confusing for the viewer thinking they are watching someone looking to escape the trappings of the modern world. But it’s also telling. It’s also what really happened.
A few weeks later Chris dies of starvation in the schoolbus, 8 miles away from a town and 3 miles away from a major highway. Had he taken a good map he could’ve easily walked to safety.
I hated this movie.
It furthers our national delusion that high-minded ideals without substance, education or work are still valuable. Intent, not outcome is what matters, it seems to say.
For self-hating rich assholes like Sean Penn or Christopher McCandless, being rich and privileged sure is a nasty way to go through life— but you can document your kicking and screaming and sell it for money and fame, like one tried to do and one is successfully doing.
The interesting thing about self-hating rich assholes like Sean Penn or Christopher McCandless is that while they spout their idealistic bullshit— their path to enlightenment— they never try to actually help anybody.
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Either way…still an idiot.
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He died of starvation because he ate that poisonous berry.
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He died of starvation. He ate a poisonous berry which made him feel sick (since he hadn’t eaten anything else). The movie made it seem like it was the berry’s fault in order to mask the fact that he couldnt find any GD food out there.
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God darn right
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he was 3 MILES FROM A MAJOR FUCKING HIGHWAY. hes a fucking selfish idiot
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this review is a piece of shit, you obviously are just like the rest of the worthless people who idolise monetary gain.
you also have not read the book and your preconceptions of sean penn also stop you from seeing the main points. take a good look at yourself! Maybe you should try not being so judgmental before trying to analyse someone elses life seeing as how this is based on McCandless. Your review sucked. You suck.
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You must also have money and are not appreciative of where you hail from
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You’re an idiot. If you don’t like it, don’t visit this website. To the writer of this site, you made an excellent point: These holier-than-thou rich folks who are so bitter towards other selfish rich folks never actually do anything to help others.
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nice counterpoint damo. what did i miss?
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To the people defending this movie: stop.
To Sean Penn: STOP MAKING MOVIES.
To anyone who is thinking of watching this movie: don’t.
ditch this crap.
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This movie review is excellent!!! I wish I had not seen this movie, I was dumb enough to see it in the theater. Talk about a self centered person, McCandless cared about no one but himself.
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for you to say this is a bad movie is embarrassing
as damo said you obviously have not read the book
it is a fantastic novel and movie and doesnt deserve to be insulted by your pathetic mind. Yes maybe you shouldn’t have watched this movie the reason being you don’t understand it and your too blind-sighted to appreciate its beauty and its enwonderment
you do suck
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Wow you are retarded… enwonderment is not a word you impetuous fool. Think before you post. What he write about in the review is quite right if you take what you have written for an example.
Also God Doesn’t Exist.
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with someone who’s email handle is “dannydahottite” (@ a “hot” place for email) I didn’t expect such an intelligent, persuasive criticism of my post.
Blind-sighted is not a figure of speech, and is redundant. Blindsided is a figure of speech, it means to be taken by surprise.
Merriam Webster will have dannydahottie to thank for this gem: enwonderment.
Danny, people like you remind me why I write this blog. I am rejuvenated.
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Raul whats with the cap-lower-cap-lower typing? You know people have joked about that for several years now and most people have cut it out. It’s the web equivalent of the mullet, odd that you haven’t been told yet.
“Damn worth a hit” what the hell does that mean?
How did you find this review? Most people find it by googling “into the wild sucks”, are you just looking for an argument? If so come to los angeles. I was in vietnam and i’m an expert martial artist.
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Everyone’s entitled to their opinion I suppose. I haven’t seen this movie but my friend suggested it to me thinking that I might find it interesting though he himself called it “a little boring”! Based on your review it doesn’t sound like a very compelling film. I probably won’t watch it.
But your opinion of it certainly is coloured by your dislike for Sean Penn (I ain’t a big fan of his either btw) and the lifestyle of those who think too radically differently from yourself. Your rebuttal comments above support the impression that you like to win arguments by making semi-witty superficial observations and unsupported attacks on people’s character… basically the “grown up” equivalent to name-calling in the school yard. You capped it off nicely with an empty claim of being a martial arts expert which is supposed to somehow be supported by the previous claim of having been in Vietnam (I guess you were trying to say you’re a dangerous person?). Scary.
Btw, a “self hating rich asshole” is more respectable than a bitter, whiny, world hating misanthropist for the simple reason that the former is at least in the vicinity of humble self-betterment while the latter merely complains that the world is not how he or she wants it to be.
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bro you are at a website called misanthropytoday.com, I think misanthropists are something you would come to expect
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no quite you since you don’t base your life on the facticity of nothing more on the idea tha you are a serious man who is simple and mind and thought and takes things as they are given to him so you give up.
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The review is accurate. The movie sucks! The sister tried to make Chris sound like a hero when in reality he was a moron. I have camped out quite a bit and the one thing I learned about camping is to be prepared. McChandless made a choice not to be prepared and paid the price for it. One can hardly call him a hero. Horrible movie indeed.
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Damn straight
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He didn’t die from a poisonous berry. He died from eating potato seeds that had mold on them. It was an honest mistake. Read the book, don’t watch the movie.
And stop analyzing people. You can analyze the movie all you want but making rude comments about people is just immature. And don’t you think thats a little insensitive to be saying stuff like that about someone who died?
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It’s true, the movie sucked and was way overblown. I can’t believe you didn’t mention the laughable, ridiculous soundtrack provided by none other than the washed up Eddie Vedder, wailing away as Chris stood on a mountaintop in triumph. Just plain silly. But to be fair, the book was a lot better, and less pushy. The author didn’t glorify Chris as much (rightfully see, Jesus he wasn’t). The book was just a lot more informative, and therefore interesting.
Emile Hirsch makes me want to vomit.
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This review is perfect. Chris McCandless was a retarded person that we’re supposed respect for being stupid enough to go and die in alaska? Yeah right. But that Moose he shot and then felt terrible about- I understand. Sometimes when I point a gun at something and pull the trigger I am surprised that it dies too. But with a .22? He could have written in that damn journal that he fought a dragon, and Sean Penn would have taken it as gospel. This movie is a stupid waste of time.
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Dead on review. I read the book. I watched the movie. The book is fantastic for illustrating what a self-indulgent, self-hating trust-funder this kid was. He read books and set out on a naive journey of self-discovery that he hadn’t prepared for and then died as a result. But Leave it to Sean Penn to f up the book’s objective themes and observations by turning the story into a slanted, angst-filled romantic view of a low-rent rebel without a cause. Yawn.
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great review! this movie was pretentious garbage and I couldn’t stand it. I like Walden and love the outdoors but this was tripe. Kid was an idiot and selfish as hell.
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OK, I don’t really even know why I’m replying to this, because anyone who compares this guy to Jesus is simply an idiot. Do you even know who Jesus was?
Chris McCandless was simply not that cool. Nothing against a guy if he wants to go out and be a hermit. Who cares? Who I would like to say is an idiot is anyone that idolizes this fool. He was able to ditch everything he owned because he was a rich, empowered, educated, white kid. He could leave everything he had and “not be a serf” because, “Hey, if this doesn’t work out I can always fall back on my family, money, education, the color of my skin, etc…”. Again, I don’t care if that’s what he thought. I’m cool with the idea of living in the wilderness, I’ve tried it, it’s good shit. However, idolizing the kid and saying he’s like Jesus is INSANE. He did what he wanted and was empowered to do. He didn’t help others get out of TRUE oppression (i.e. not just the oppression of “my mommy and daddy don’t love each other!”).
Also, the fact that you said there is more to life than money right after justifying people “putting a price tag on their inspiration” is hilarious. Did Jesus do that? Nope. I don’t even believe in Jesus more than as some dude that went around talking to people, and your comment is still just, well, I don’t even know how to describe it. It was pretty dumb.
Yeah, there is more to money. Sadly, Chris McCandless’ actions were defined by the money he had. He may have shunned it, but was only able to because he had it to begin with. Big fuckin deal.
Final note: What the fuck was with that first hippie scene?
-”Me and my woman are having problems…”
-”No big deal! I will swim with her in my underpants!”
-”SOLVED!!!!!”
What a waste.
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“Do you even know who Jesus was?”
A character in a book…
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Sean Penn sucks big time why dont he stop trying to prove what a stupid impossible jackass he is
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The review was spot on. Funny and informative. Biased ? Sure, a little, but that’s what a blog is for, expressing opinions. What’s even funnier than the review, are the idiots getting all sandy-vagged about the reviewer. Priceless content, you’ve all made me laugh, and I hope none of you decide to breed.
Chris Mccandless, IMHO just a spoiled rich kid, with a chip on his shoulder about society cause his mommy and daddy fought. Boo-Hoo. Plenty of people exit normal society and live in peaceful solitude, living off the land, and generally not being “Chris Mccandless Stupid” as I like to call it.
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Haha, 3 miles from a highway >_<
The only thing I didn’t like is how he treated his sister like she didn’t exist.
And the sister has a mental crisis to where she believes this needs to be done, which probably stemmed from her awkward childhood. This reminded me exactly of Thoreau, too much so actually. It even quoted him in the beginning. The problem is that humans aren’t solitary creatures. Do you notice how things looked up for him every time he met someone new? It just reminds me too much of an eco-friendly gimmick, even though nature wasn’t that friendly to him. Let’s face it, modern-life is pretty banal. However, don’t you think Cavemen thought the same thing? Shit man, I’m tired of living in a fucking cave. I wish I had a movie to watch. And here we are today :[], criticizing a movie that castigates modern culture, and furthermore it doesn’t even give good reason to become a naturalist/transcendentalist.
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I’ve read the book, and I plan on watching the movie soon. Chris McCandless pisses me off to no end. He wrote a journal in the third person as though he were going to publish his story so he could receive praise for a journey that was not admirable but completely stupid. The way he treated his family sickened me. My mother passed away when I was fifteen years old and the fact that he could be so negligent to their feelings baffles me. It seems to me that his parents did everything so that he could have a better life. A life that he chose to squander by making no attributable difference in the world except for ultimately hurting those he met. This affected one man so severely that he renounced God and his religion. I find absolutely nothing about Chris McCandless that is at all praise worthy.
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Meaghan let me know what you think of the movie after you see it. Chances are, you’ll hate it.
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ok anyone who enjoys the beauty of this movie needs to watch donnie darko anyone who dosent watch donnie darko because it is beast
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you are a kook!
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I haven’t seen this film, didn’t like the premise, and I thank the reviewer for saving a couple of precious hours of my life that could have been wasted on it. He is a true humanitarian!
The only thing McCandless did with his life was to throw it away. Fuck him.
And Donnie Darko was a steaming pile of shit, too. Nothing about that film justifies its existence.
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Yeah, he did a lot with his life. Squandered away his education and died. Meanwhile, you speak of being open-minded towards others unlike yourself. Why are you ripping on the author of this site then?
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he gave all his money away to charity
his entire harvard fund,, that’s a hell of a sacrifice
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I don’t have any beef with Donnie Darko but it was not memorable…
I will second the opinion that the douchey character in the movie was an asshole. So was Adolf Hitler. He’s dead too and I don’t have a problem disrespecting him either.
I don’t really know what this McCandless guy did besides burn money, hurt his friends and family and then die in an old bus. I’m really struggling to find SOMETHING redeeming about this movie. I haven’t heard anything that makes sense yet.
Great review, Andy.
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[...] Hill Local and The Chestnut Hill Community Association…Saw Milk last night. Great movie. After Into The Wild, I planned on boycotting Sean Penn for eternity, but I lifted the ban last night and thought it was [...]
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Well, yea the movie did suck badly. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything worse infact, it was just mind blowingly stupid. But on the other hand you did see that naked hot chick and of course you learn that society is really pretty lame in general. I mean hell it sounds like a good idea, but in reality it kinda sucked. I wish he’d banged that teen hottie though =P Weird stuff!
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You have just shown me through the article exactly why you thought it sucked… Because you are thick.
Somebody as narrow-minded as you obviously cannot even begin to grasp the true meanings of this film.
For starters, Emile Hirsch was absolutely AMAZING in this movie! How dare you talk smack about him and calling it a “TV-movie worthy performance.” That is a complete joke, its not as if you could’ve done a better job. He was simply amazing in this role, and he committed so much to making it work (eg. dropping 40 pounds for the last few scenes).
If you were actually watching the movie, you would know HE RUINED HIS CAR ON PURPOSE YOU FUCKWITT.
He knew that would happen, thats why he parked there, he chose to hitch hike his way to Alaska, he ruined his car on purpose.
And also, That money he burnt wasn’t the money from Vince Vaughn’s farm. He hadn’t even met Vince Vaughn’s character at that stage you idiot. And yes, it did get explained. He told Jan and Rainey that he thought it made people too cautious. He wanted a life away from all the material excess.
By the way, I hope you realise you are talking about a REAL HUMAN BEING. Chris was a living person. You sure must be proud of yourself, insulting the dead and all.
Get a real job you low life ignorant prick. Dumb ass’s like you are too idiotic to actually grasp the true meaning of a well done film.
Why don’t you just go fuck off and watch “Disaster Movie.” You shouldn’t even deserve to watch such an amazing movie as Into The Wild.
So as I said, GO GET FUCKED. GET A LIFE. YOU USELESS DICKHEAD. Into the Wild is amazing, so just stick to narrow-minded movies like “Zombie Strippers” or “American Pie” as I’m sure you’ll enjoy those immensly.
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This is absolutely correct.
This movie was a steaming pile of bear turd.
Sure the real life story was interesting, but the way it was portrayed was pathetic.
The lead actor was terrible. The shots were cringeworthy…look at brian austin green/jack black/fred savage offspring guy play piano, canoe down a river in slow motion, spread arms like an eagle on a mountain whilst eddie vedder gets raped by a moose in the background.
I laughed most of the way through this.
To the guy that said stick to shit like american pie, this craphouse satan squatdrop was seemingly made as a heart tugger for that same audience.
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Cliff, thanks for replying to Babe. I couldn’t have said it better
Exactly right. Just because a movie wants to be meaningful or poignant doesn’t mean that it is. If you loved this movie you’re a sap.
Also I love how everyone who loves this movie absolutely HATES it that I didn’t like it. Also how they can’t spell or use proper grammar to save their lives.
I don’t mean to be a spelling or grammar nazi but oftentimes when you have two sides of an issue, you can look at the displayed intelligence of both sides via their diction and control of the english language and pretty easily find out which side the dummies are on.
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hey ??? by the time anyone gets down here where this comment is, they’ve probably already read this bullshit.
Further proof that Into The Wild fans are morons, as if it was necessary.
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I have to say that when I saw this film it left a sad feeling that lingered for quite some time. I’m not a sap nor am I a moron. I do agree that McCandless was unprepared, but for all we know that may have been what he intended. Pecuniary matters aside,I think that someone of that demeanor is unique and would not have lasted long in this world…almost like a caged animal. None of us will ever have the opportunity to meet him and find out if he was indeed a snarky narcissist or a man in search of true solace (which seems too romanticized to me), so I will refrain from idolizing/deriding him. To each their own.
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THANK YOU!
After everyone telling me over and over – people I respect!!!! – how awesome this movie was and how I had to watch it, I finally managed to watch it (probably my longest Netflix rental lag ever) last night and OH MY GOD. It was HORRENDOUS.
I mean. . .? . . .people? . . .seriously?
This film sucked beyond the telling of it!
THANK YOU FOR THIS REVIEW! I thought I was losing my mind. I was laughing heartily by the middle of it! and then the bear! hahahaha!! That little jerk sucked so bad even a bear wouldn’t eat him.
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You are so closed-minded and self righteous it amazes me. Just because you cannot identify with the McCandless’ world view doesn’t mean that those who can are “dummies” (good one by the way, spelling and grammar nazi).
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before you correct me, ‘the McCandless’ was a typo
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I’m a different dan, but I agree completely with the first dan’s comments. andy fox, i don’t mean to judge you but it sounds like you could use a good vacation
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yeah, this movie pretty much blew hot air up my ass, which is not a comfortable sensation
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I’m a different Tom but I completely agree with the Tom above me.
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I’m a third, distinct Tom, and what the other Toms above me have said is 100% accurate.
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ha ha. the really funny thing is that the 2nd Dan had the same email address as the first Dan and happened to find this blog post and post a comment 10 mins after the first Dan did. Amazing the coincidence.
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I’ve read the book twice and watched the movie 3 times in the last month. The story still makes me sick to my stomach.
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The only reason you didn’t like this is because your brain cannot handle it.
Just don’t bother with beautiful movies like this, just stick to all the “getting laid comedies” or the spoof movies if you need a big explosion or some lame joke every 5 seconds to keep your mind focused….
You don’t even deserve to watch movies as amazing as ITW.
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To all the people that love this movie, I think what you’re missing is that many of us that hate this movie probably at one point had/lived our fantasy of breaking from society. Those dreams are not that uncommon, maybe some can’t grasp it, but thousands of douchey college kids (myself included) entertain and often follow through on these very ideas. There are just too many problems with this story in particular.
Burning your money just to turn around and work at McDonald’s isn’t “living to live” its just dumb. And to never have taken a dry run of killing an animal and smoking meat if you plan on making it in the winter of Alaska isn’t too bright either (bare in mind I’m a vegetarian and I think that). And the worst part was the fact that he was only able to live/eat/survive prior to Alaska with the kindness of strangers… that of course immediately fell in love with him only to have him walk out on them too (in the middle of the night no less).
I could type forever about how much I didn’t like this movie, but the big reason is as someone who has traveled a lot and lived many of my “hippie dreams” it is hard to watch a movie that makes people who think differently and want to go out and make it on their own look like such idiots. Do your homework figure out what works and follow your dreams. Do not leech off of others, die in a fucking bus, and think you are some kind of hero… you just were not prepared.
BTW this review was great.
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“Just don’t bother with beautiful movies like this, just stick to all the “getting laid comedies” or the spoof movies if you need a big explosion or some lame joke every 5 seconds to keep your mind focused….”
For the 2nd time, this movie was made as a heart tugger for the same consumer that watches these lame mainstream comedy films.
INTO THE WILD IS A LAME MAINSTREAM HEART TUGGER.
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You people who don’t appreciate this movie definitely don’t understand what the movie is really about. It’s not about the rich kid who burns his money blah blah blah…. It’s about (among other things) the choices you face and how every choice will eventually lead to the same thing: Death. INTO THE WILD is just a medium for it. It’s supposed to teach you that unlike most of the people in the world today, you are free and you CAN burn your money and walk around America.
I don’t agree with the review but every movie is open to its own interpretation and if you think it’s totally bullshit, that’s OK, just be aware that not everyone thinks like that. I enjoyed this movie so flame me or do whatever you people want I DON’T CARE
NO FLAMING!!!! if you flame people for their personal views, you are obviously not the kind of people that the world has any use for. Agree or disagree, it wont change the movie, or any of the people who posted here.
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I was waiting for this movie to end the entire time I was watching it. He reminds me of a kid who goes to college and it changes the way they think. I hate those college kids. I really hate hippies too and so yeah this movie sucked. They thing that really pissed me off is that he didnt tell his parents what he was doing, he just went off. What kind of person does that? Leaving their parents worried sick about him that was one of the most idiotic and disrespectful things you can do. This movie, although it had nice scenery, was a pile of crap. I want my two and a half hours of my life back. DIE HIPPIE SCUM!
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When I heard about this movie I knew I wanted to watch it, being an outdoors-man and loving the wilderness, and liking peace and quiet, but I would have to agree on the part that it, kinda sucked… from hearing what this movie was about I really thought it would have dove more into the personal struggle that the main character Chris had to make when he decided to leave the “real world” … and focus on that throughout the movie… to tell you the truth I thought the movie got a “little long” at the end and I actually fast forward through the last part with the old man, (WITH THE SWEET BRONCO!!!), and the ending really didn’t make me think that much or reflect on my own life, which it should have … but it didn’t … if he lived or died, or lived in the wilderness to be an old man or if he decided to go back and be a better person because of this experience, it would not matter to me… so… in the end I felt the movie was more of a let down than anything, but I will probably watch it again as the years pass and try to get more out of it, if thats possible… (P.S. I liked the south dakota part with Vince Vaughn, but VV rocks anyway)
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all of what you’ve said sounds pretty self-indulgent, arrogant and childish, which explains why you can connect with the hero of this film.
I think this movie is crap because I think it’s the American Pie of John Muir movies. Someone that really loves nature and wants to have experiences, transcendental or otherwise, would commit the necessary work and time involved in having such experiences. I’m certain that a park ranger who devotes his life to the care and upkeep of our country’s beautiful national parks has moments like this all the time: seeing a storm that nobody else will see because its off season, watching children see the grand canyon for the first time, seeing a bear hump a tree. That’s actually from a book called “The Hotel New Hampshire” where a man connected with a horny bear that would maul and hump a tree right in front of a resort hotel’s front window, to the chagrin of the customers inside. He taught that bear to ride a motorcycle. Now that’s a story!
But, as you yourself might know, while you type that comment with your hemp knit hat on, Zen, enlightenment– whatever you want to call it—does not come quickly or easily.
Chris McCandless wanted to have these experiences immediately, and without any real respect for nature. Those of us who love and respect the outdoors see CM as a weekend warrior, a poser, a douchebag.
All of your words are buzzwords, slogans— capitalist? Oh please. You think reading “On The Road” makes you a beatnik the same way you think a kid dying in the alaskan wilderness makes him a nature loving explorer. My main point was that he did not respect nature (or much of anything) and paid a pretty hefty price for it. That’s all.
Understand now hippie?
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I haven’t seen the movie so it appears I’m in the best position to comment objectively about it. Mr McCandless, although he suffered from IBS, ultimately died from anger. His widow turned to prostitution to pay for cancer medications which would have been covered by his HMO plan if only he hadn’t quit his job and died. If some of the respondees weren’t so obsessed with metaphor in posts dated April 1, perhaps they would support more practical pursuits such as supporting my foundation to save the tigers in Myanmar or helping me to locate a local tailor who hand sews fine English style shirts to order. What right do you have to criticize a film my mistress, who lives in our summer home in the San Juan islands, adores? There, I’ve said it.
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The book is just as bad. Chris McCandless was a self indulgent man-child.
Reece Ramsden, you’re an idiot.
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We were motoring home from Avalon (no wind) and I called ahead to the Mercedes dealership. Apparently, they were unable to find the proper filter for my 1962 gull wing. Earlier that afternoon, I had thought “what next?” after thrashing Ricardo (our chef) for neglecting Skittles on the sweet potatoes at lunch. But then Sylvie, who has stunningly pendulous sweet potatoes of her own, disappointed me in a post-lunch romp, and in just that manner in which a French wife occasionally disappoints. Justly blue from an afternoon’s hardships, I turned to film and brandy, the salt air billowing in through a portal, Sylvie’s left breast pooled on the sheet as she snored softly. Ah, but the film? Into the Wild. Never have I seen another film so accurately capture outwardly the pain of my inner landscape. One need only look past the acting, the writing, the direction, the production, and the story, and they will find a metaphor of metaphors. I’m posting here to tell you McCandless was a man who died for all of us…and yet for nothing at all. In other words, he loved enough to have lived, but died enough not to have continued “life”. Even through the pain I felt that horrible afternoon on my yacht, I knew Mr. McCandless had stopped living for me and that he had outsmarted me in some manner. But Mr. McCandless taught me to see that we only know after we quit on ourselves how wonderful our death actually is. Mr. McCandless wants to come back and share this but decides that would mean reversing the life he was pursuing while deceased.
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haha. such eloquence. username: crackpipe
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spot. fucking. on. Great post, and it’s nice to see somebody felt just like I did. I went into this movie wanting to love it and ended up only watching it until the end so I could see whiny, over-privileged, selfish, christ-child implode. Also, the production and acting sucked donkey balls.
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While I agree that the way the movie turned out, with Chris being portrayed as something of a saint, I actually do sympathise with his motives.
What struck me as remarkable is how surprised you are at him burning that money. You can’t honestly tell me that you have never done something that you regretted later on. I assume that he found out that the journey would be easier if he had money, but once he’d earned it, he figured that that was exactly what he was trying to escape from.
And maybe it was futile to begin with. To try and survive in the wilds. I personally believe that if he hadn’t been alone, but with a select group of five people or so, they’d be able to make it, but that is irrelevant. You seem to argue that the intent is less important than the outcome, but I disagree. Our life is our own and what we do with it is our choice, whether sensible or not.
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I read the book and watched the movie and the both stunk. What a waste of time, film and paper.
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he regretted one thing…he forgot to ask himself what would happen when the ice and snow melts. Mother nature and her little surprises. What a hoax…
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Great post. Laughed my ass off at the comments..
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i espeically liked the part where sean penn sucks on naomi watt’s boobies :0
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The author of this post is right about 99% of the pro into the wild commenters being morons. You can tell they skipped all the comments and most of the review and raced to the bottom to comment.
They deserve your scorn.
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I typed into google “into the wild sucks” and your blog review was one of the first to pop up and I am glad. This is clearly a movie that one asks WTF is the point of this? Well done review!
For anyone that has not seen this movie, I dare you to watch it, because you will look at the clock 2 hours later and say WTF???!!
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For those of you who claim McCandless was a selfish, self-loathing asshole who did nothing to help anybody, you fail to remember the very beginning where he donated his life savings to charity. And why is it not okay for people who grew up in a lifestyle more fortunate than others to feel somewhat guilty about their inherited fortune? There are many famous people who were given chances others might not have had. And some of these people are huge humanitarians.
There are a lot of responses I have to the people who have bashed this movie. However, most of what I would say has been said. Chris McCandless had priorities unlike most people these days. And yeah, I will give you the satisfaction of agreeing with those of you who say some of the narration and quotes in this movie are a bit corny. That does not mean that they don’t ring true. Also, count the number of times the word “suck” appears on this page. Do you people have anything more intelligent to contribute? And judging by the shear contrast of the comments on this page, I can tell that a lot of people are stubborn and closed-minded when it comes to things such as ideas or a certain philosophy. If everyone would just live to live and live and let live, I believe the world would be a very different place. I’m not saying its not okay to have a difference in opinion. But it’s not fair to put down other people because of it. Haven’t you heard the phrase “if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all.” If you didn’t like the movie, that’s fine. It seems a little pathetic to me to shoot down a movie (or any peice of art) so harshly. You’re overcompensating.
By the way, this is the first time I have ever posted a review of a movie, or a review of a review I should say. The only reason why I did was because it upsets me how critical some can be of others. I loved the movie and found it very inspirational. It opened my mind and helped me believe there is good on the earth and there are things more important than (“I’m going to paraphrase Thoreau here”) “…money, faith, fame, fairness.” Some part of me feels that those who have bashed this movie are somewhat envious, or even jealous, that people like Chris McCandless have the balls to embark on such a journey as this one. Stupid or not, it took balls, and a lot of sacrifice.
This is a little off my flow but I just remembered someone commenting on the way McCandless treated his parents. What about the way his parents treated him? It seems to me that what he wanted didnt matter, and they wanted him to want what they thought he should want, such as a brand new car, which obviously was not a priority of his. And when his sister says it had to be done, she was right. Yeah the parents went through a hell of a lot and I sympathize with them. However, Chris’ disappearance only brought his family closer together.
And for those of you who felt the movie was dull and unintriquing. I’m not sure what you were expecting. Perhaps a bear attack or maybe even some sex and guns, laid out just for your entertainment. Some artists (good or bad) sometimes prioritize themes or morals for entertainment. And what the heck is wrong with that? Entertainment always takes a back seat to something thought provoking in my book. And many of you missed the subtleties of this movie. And there are a lot.
And one last thing that I forgot to mention earlier. In the original review on this page, you say he burned his money that he earned on Vince Vaughn’s wheat farm. He burned his money before he even got to Vince Vaughn’s character. (This tells me you werent paying attention, therefore I can’t really take anything you say seriously.) Him burning his money and abandoning his car was a symbol of how he liberates himself from the hold of society. You call it stupid, I call it admirable.
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Forgot to mention. I am an avid hiker and have hiked over several thousand miles in my life. And for those of you claiming McCandless was stupid and unprepared, you have obviously never been on a long distance hike. You can attempt to carefully plan every little detail of a trip, some things you just cant be prepared for all the time. And you dont need to hike a thousand miles to know this.
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Sorry to keep posting. But I just noticed the name and motto of this website. Wow. That explains a lot now. Get a life folks.
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I just watched this insult of a movie. It’s basically a romanticization of a story that should have been quickly dismissed as an example of some self-indulgent sap’s deadly stupidity. There are no great truths in this movie; there’s only paper-thin pseudo-insight designed to resonate with those inclined to sentimentality but not so much to thinking.
We spend the entire movie grimacing through hackneyed horse-shit like this gem:
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Ron Franz: I’m going to miss you when you go.
Christopher McCandless: I will miss you too, but you are wrong if you think that the joy of life comes principally from the joy of human relationships. God’s place is all around us, it is in everything and in anything we can experience. People just need to change the way they look at things.
Ron Franz: Yeah. I am going to take stock of that. You know I am. I want to tell you something. From bits and pieces of what you have told me about your family, your mother and your dad… And I know you have problems with the church too… But there is some kind of bigger thing that we can all appreciate and it sounds to me you don’t mind calling it God. But when you forgive, you love. And when you love, God’s light shines through you.
(The sun suddenly shines through the clouds!)
Christopher McCandless: Holy shit!
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Now with that idiotic sentiment indoctrinated into Mr. Franz, Christopher McClueless later proceeds to scrawl “HAPPINESS ONLY REAL WHEN SHARED” into a book to let all of you know that the warmth you thought you felt in your hearts during that sunbeam scene was actually based in insipid nonsense.
Can any of you honestly claim to not have had the urge to throw a rock at the screen during that ode to the apple scene? Painfully corny.
That this movie has 8.2/10 rating with almost 80,000 votes on IMDB is remarkable and disconcerting. It’s almost enough to make you want to abandon involvement with society and go die alone in a fucking bus in Alaska.
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Because I never saw this film, I have some objectivity about its agenda, and I have to say you are correct. It appears that its least exploitive scene is the one in which Bobtail (David Caruso) retires from gay porn to go visit McCandless in his Alaskan bus hideaway. As he’s moving north out of Seattle, he picks up a prostitute (Brett Favre) and they do speedballs together off each other’s navels behind a restop. Bobtail has a heart stoppage. The camera zooms in beneath the skin in a never before seen technique which shows us the heart attack just as it’s happening. Soon after, the coroner (Jack Klugman) leaps out of a hovering helicopter to pronounce Caruso’s character dead, and to make a witty aside over his “walkie talkie” to his 20-something lab-coated ex-model assistant Crunkshank (Jessica Simpson), back at the morgue.
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I just watched this movie on DVD and was so moved with disgust for it I actually did a netsearch using the movie’s title and “sucks.” Thankfully I found this site.
I grew up in northern Canada, hunting and fishing for recreation. Having many friends in Alaska, the terrain and natural features are essentially identical. The only difference being we have more Polar Bears instead of Grizzlies.
I didn’t find anything “inspiring” about this movie. I saw it as a mindless trainwreck – made more so by an ungrateful man-child who had been given every advantage by his parents.
I come from more humble roots than Chris. I had to work to pay my way through university, I didn’t have a “college fund” with tens of thousands of dollars handed to me by upper middle class parents to pay for my Ivy League education. I ultimately graduated with several undergrad degrees (Hons) and a Masters.
I still haven’t forgotten my roots and continue to hunt and fish on a regular basis. My freezer, in fact, doesn’t hold a single piece of domestic meat or poultry. It is stock full of moose, caribou, partridge, grouse, snowshoe hare, ducks and geese.
I’m sorry for those of you who venerate Chris as some sort of latter-day martyr. He wasn’t. He was a dilettante that died a pointless and wholly preventable death. The only thing I am grateful for is the fact that no one knew where he was, so no Land SAR teams had to expend any effort fruitless looking for him.
I just returned home today after a long day afield Moose Hunting. I walked over 15 miles over terrain that is even rougher than the area Chris died. I’m almost embarrased that this man-child died so close to human development when he was attempting to make some grand statement. All he really accomplished was to remove himself from the gene pool and put himself in the running for a “Darwin Award.” Chris is not someone to venerate or admire. He is to be pitied.
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He did die of starvation, the potato root he ate was not poisonous, and it is stated so in the autopsy report. He was delusional and weak from the onset of starvation. He killed a moose out of season with no idea how to properly butcher the animal, let alone preserve the meat. It all made a nice story, but stupidity doesn’t need promoted either.
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dude! u got some(& gave some) nice bashing there.good for this blog.got you some readers!
ditto with your global warming article.u are some dude,u always know what to say eh!
hope that one works just as well ;P
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i read the book a few years ago, haven’t seen the movie. the book is terrible… why would anyone want to glorify this douche-bag’s life? i kinda feel good about him dying… yeah i kinda do…
great review
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http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b163601_sean_penn_lends_hand_in_haiti.html
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yeah, putting his mug in haiti is exactly what they need. Send the money and doctors and stay out of it camera boy.
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Finally someone I agree with regarding “Into the Wild”. Almost a word for word translation of my sentiments! You won’t care and/or agree, but I feel it’s worth a thumb.
Tagged as adult humor as there is minimal profanity.
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I thought the movie was the funniest movie I have ever seen. never befor did I stand and cheer after a movie but I sure did this one. the whole ” I hate the material world” definatly comes from spoiled rich kids that have never known poverty. as a teen I was homeless and had many a night with no food. I fought hard for my money and being retired at 40 is great. so when I see some idiot rich kid that doesn’t know how good he has got it get owned by the world, because he thinks he knows something from reading a book, I have to laugh. btw I still say he died from starvation waiting for the bus to get him to a carl’s jr. “BUS DRIVER PLEASE HURRY I NEEDS A BACON CHEESEBURGER”
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almost fogot since people like to post stupid quotes
figure I will add one.
Leaving home as a protest against the way that the world is developing is not going to change the system.
It would be far wiser to ‘ take on ‘ the system from the inside and try and make an impact through active alternatives.
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wish I had seen this review befor watching this movie. no I didn’t hear about this kid befor , and don’t wanna know. but this movie made no sense. and don’t give me that “you not seeing the true wisdom” hippy b.s. . thru the whole movie I just kept asking WHAT?, he burns his money and i.d. then he gets a kayak? from where? he survives a trip down the colorado river with no food or money yet poisons himself and starves in alaska, and after dealing with the rapids of the colorado river he can’t handle the river in alaska, he couldn’t even walk it a bit for a better place to cross? he hates society so much he keeps returning to it? how did he get the job at micky d’s if he had no I.D.?
he hated the “materialistic world” and those who need money, and the guy he was friends with owns his own bussiness? he wants to get away from the modern world and live in nature, so he goes and lives in a BUS?! seriously? I was not aware that bus’s grew naturally in alaska…but hey ok. this movie reminded of that great don johnson movie “a boy and his dog” . I would have been better off watching zombieland!
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I would like to just point one thing out to everyone. This movie is based off the book written by Jon Krakauer, which is a biography. He originally wrote an article for a magazine, but later expanded it into a book. He did this, because he wanted more people aware of the story of Christopher Johnson. The real Christopher. Yes, he was an actual person, and everything that was shown in the movie, happened in one way or another to this man.
This movie wasn’t made to entertain you or get good ratings, it was created in a way to get the voice of this mans family heard. He was a remarkable man who did something very few people have the guts to do. So please, stop tearing his story apart, and give him some respect.
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oh cmon people, he tried right, how many of us can say that truthfully?
he was a fool, maybe yes, but does that make him a fine target for your rants.
wont you see its not about Chris? its about a man trying to go out and search for what he wants…thats my take.
and about the first line, give me your give.
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This was a scene that Sean Penn (or whoever) added to the movie that never happened – “Chris then drives his Datsun to the Arizona desert where he parks it and falls asleep. It’s quickly ruined by a flash flood.”
There were a few other scenes in the movie that were not in the book, and so much was assumption.
Very sad, I think, is Chris’ death explanation being so far from the truth. He died from an unseen mold on a tuber he ate. He identified the edible plant correctly and the mold could not be detected by sight or taste. The mold caused his body to reject food and he starved to death because of that.
Did you catch the reasons why Chris gave away what he did not need? From what I understood, the money from his parents came with conditions he didn’t need or want. I love that he gave his money to charities that could use it better than he. I respect Chris for that.
Chris was young and learning. He was full of ideas that he felt strongly about. He did not fear letting go of comforts in order to follow an idea. I love that he was not scared away from following his dream, no matter how people judged. He followed his heart.
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Finally! I wonder how people that enjoyed the movie has any real sense of reality. Does outcasting one self in an ignorant, selfish, and unintelligent way makes us more humans? Can we call that a sacrifice? Is a person that cannot find answers inside him self and istead of choosing a rational thinking (the one we all know to be limited)he goes for stupidity (wich most know it has no bounds).
The only real fact about his life is that he lived in the memory of others he abandoned, wich goes pretty much against the central subject of his ideals; everything he bashed in the movie is what kept his story alive. Not only he was not thankfully for what he had, experienced and lived he also had no clue what he was doing. “God’s place is all around us, it is in everything and in anything we can experience. People just need to change the way they look at things”. How contradictory is that? Does he even understand what the word “perspective” means?… Is it looking other way instead of looking into the problems and forgetting everything/everyone a different look about things in life? Replacing rocks for people is NOT the answer. And its has no true meaning at all, theres no way this person could be compared to Buddah in a sense he ignored everything that really matters, “Forget the world, forget about yourself (He just forgot that going to the wild without the preocations isnt safe? Just like that? for an ideal?)” this will not turn you in to jesus. Since he replaced an stupid ideal above his own life, and the life of everyone that he knew was the reason that lead him that end, clearly. Blaming everyone about whats wrong in the world, and making a decision to scape instead of fighting for real values and principles is what makes this movie a waste of time. I’ve heard once “ideas are bullet proof”; I believe his ideas were only misconceptions of life, and distorsioned realities and more important he based his life on very distant ideals of the truth.
I know close people who watched this movie 6 times; nowadays I really think that my perception might be wrong because I can not understand how people appreciate this movie, it scapes my ability of comprehension. The world is what we make of it, sitting like hippies waiting for empiric realities like “Love and Peace” to make things right and solve problems as if “Love” were some kind of “World Justice Controller” without doing nothing about it will only lead us to a worst future. People who enjoyed this movie should think about what “freedom” really stands for, and what happens when freedom leads us to make mistakes that we could not fix; there is a responsability in freedom that people ignore.
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Fran,
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First of all I apologize if my English is not accurate.
One last thought that I think is important on the review of this movie:
No one likes to be alone, and I think no one (deep inside) ever wanted to be alone; and I wonder if a normal person in this world could say this is not true.
Isnt that the reason his parents were still together (even if they didnt love each other; what he thinked they treated themselves badly chaotically for no reason; what were they sadists?). I believe the “fear” of being alone is what makes people take bad decisions (we all know examples of that, especially when it comes to marriages).
Now I’ve read some people said he had the “guts” to do what he did; what was exactly what he did?
I dont how know hard is to undesrtand that people dont send everything to hell and go on a trip to alaska to die because they dont have the “guts”. Is because they dont want to have the same fate as Chris McCandless; its clear as crystal.
I would like to know if the people who watched the movie and liked it, desires the same fate as Chris, dying alone. If anyone answers yes everything said on this thread then will be useless to make a point.
I wonder when he actually lost that “fear” (wich is a good thing, except when it leads to strange decisions) of being alone and decided to make the journey. To finally realize something that everyones “guts” tell us? “HAPPINESS ONLY REAL WHEN SHARED” loosing humanity to aftewards recover it is not a journey, it was a mistake not a lifestyle, not a revolutionary ideal, not a Jesus, not a Buddah.
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Great review. This is a totally shit movie.
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To everyone who loved this film and thought that McCandless had some great ideas: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Take yourselves out into an uninhabited stretch of wilderness with no more than he had and see if you can survive any longer.
LOL
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You gotta be shittin me. Whoever wrote this is a dumb ass. Take your head out of your ass and watch the movie with an open mind, you may see the real meaning behind it all.
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You get this movie. I immediately dump any guy who says they like this movie.
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I hated this movie as well. Not because I didn’t agree with the ’cause’ or because I dislike Sean Penn or any agenda, but because the movie was an absolute piece of shit.
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This is the most entertainment I’ve had at work in a long time! I love all the comments. Especially the disagreeing folk. I actually laughed out loud. The movie sucks, sure, but the “message”, oh man, that’s what really sucks. It is actually quite comical. I work with people who would sacrifice so much just to be in the position that Chris (Chris as portrayed in the movie) was in before his “journey”. I’m not saying the book was terrible. It was more or less just a story. The movie is trying to prove a completely ridiculous point.
I better get back to my awful conformist job that allows me to take awful vacations, funds my terrible hobbies, and provides food, comfort, and (god forbid!) electricity for my loved ones.
S my D, fools.
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1.I feel the movie is great and have watched it several times
2.What you’d feel about the movie hugely depends on yr ideas of life
3.I would recommend you to watch the movie with an open mind..If not for the idea in the movie you will love it atleast for the music and cinematography
come back here and say what you feel
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Shiyam
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And to anyone who still criticizes the movie, fine thats your point of view
But dont criticize the guy its just wat he wanted in life that he set out to.. like how you do with your lives.. its his life, his choice..
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Shiyam
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FUCK YOU, I LOVED THIS MOVIE YOU GOD DAM JACK ASS
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fuck you
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Thank you for this excellent review of this shitty movie.
Go to hell and die hippies.
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Those who are all “I loved this movie, this review sucks!”
Uhm… the title of this review should’ve been fair warning.
I liked the movie when I saw it but this review is totally justified!
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I loved the scene with the old man. It was soo god damn sad, that he did not decide to come back. The old man really treated him like a son. Awesome movie. Hat off..
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This movie got me laid. Hard. to the most beautiful girl I’ve ever put my penis in.
But then she turned out to be a fucking lunatic psycho. I went to jail, and she became a stripper.
I like this article.
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Thank god, I’m not alone. Having been surrounded by idealistic hippie fucktards for most of my natural existence, I felt odd for not wanting to slobber all over McCandless’ rigored knob like virtually everyone else I knew who saw this.
That said… I didn’t hate the movie for the cinematography, or the acting (though ye Gods, I’ve seen Chemical Safety Training videos that did a better job of keeping me awake) but mainly because it seemed to be churned out expressly to be Pablum for the dewy-eyed delusions of hippie dumbshits.
Acting out some kind of zen little Indians living-off-the-land fantasy (when the closest thing you’ve ever seen to the wilderness was the week Jorge forgot to prune the privet hedge) is not brave. It is not respectable. It is stupid. It was a selfish, silly thing to do, by a selfish, silly child, through the kind of behavior only other selfish, silly children would identify with.
Being true to yourself and eschewing the money-grubbing trappings of society != a Bataan death march to starvation in the frozen fucking wilderness, you darling little rebels, you.
The IMDB synopsis is comedy gold, btw- “Along the way, Christopher encounters a series of characters that shape his life.” Obviously not enough for him to exercise some form of self-fucking-preservation. Or, you know, harbor any delusions of actually seeing any of these people again.
And don’t give me any “OMG respect the dead and don’t be so meeeeean” bullshit- what, just because he’s not alive anymore, he’s different now?
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Hello. I’m from Lithuania and I’ve just watched the movie. Next thing I did was typing into google {“Into the wild” shit movie}, which led me here. Reading the comments actually justified the >2hrs spent hoping for a wise thought in the story.
In the movie, Experience is portrayed as a value. Question is, who got bigger chance to experience more – people IN the system or OUT of the system?
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Seems like a movie about evolution in action. At least the guy removed himself from the gene pool. He certainly deserves thanks for that, but not a movie.
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i am so thankful you posted this. im a film maker in canada, and this film enraged me it was so fucking stupid. its really sad that people watch these films and actually are moved somehow by it. my friend gave me this film to watch because he said it was his favorite movie ever. i think its just because he likes pearl jam. and thats what i mean. no one actually knows how to interpret the many qualities which together make a film. the music sucked, the cinematography sucked, like what was that shot of him pissing and killing a bird at the same time!? SUBSTANCE ANYONE!? fuck sakes, again, thanks, at least im not alone.
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Well, it took quite some time to read all those responses. For those of you interested, all the ones that liked/wanted to defend the movie just swore and cussed while those who didn’t like it made a point. I don’t care if someone likes money or not, but if someone is a selfish, self righteous bastard then they deserve to die like that man did. Appreciate what you have and always seek progression. If you think you are a good person then help others with no reward. To those of you who just cussed out the author of this review, you are uneducated, simplistic, self loving people who are the source of societies digression. And no I am not some rich kid, I’ve never been anything close to it either.
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You are overgeneralizing the people that actually defended this movie as a group of ignorant hippies. This is not true, if you actually read through all of the comments both sides of the argument had people name calling.
I also disagree with you that Christopher Mccandless and the people that follow similar ideals as him deserves to die. No on deserves to die. And yes I do acknowledge what website this is, but that is no justification to insult the dead, or anyone for that matter.
Although what Chris did was foolish, he had the courage to actually do it. Everyone of us has dreams and aspirations, and just because his were different than your own does not entitle you the right to lambaste him. And no I am not rich, my family struggles to help me afford a college education. I also do not agree with Chris not informing his parents of his plans or whereabouts, the least he could have done was leave a note. I believe Chris followed his dream of freedom from a materialist. society, and no one has the right to insult him for it. Everyone has that sense of adventure in them, he just had the courage to go out there and find it. I’m also not saying that everyone needs to be like Chris, people are inhibited from going into the wild for not necessarily bad reasons. Chris just wanted to answer those deep questions about life, and this was his way. Some choose religion, some ignore them. This was his way, don’t insult him for living in the best way he saw fit. And towards the end I think he really began to realize that “Happiness is only real when shared”. I hope I am giving the most objective unbiased discussion about him. My personal beliefs is that he is someone to look up to because of the courage he had to do what his heart told him to.
In terms of actually reviewing the movie objectively, I thought it was a beautiful, well done movie with great acting. This is my own opinion. I did not insult any of you, I hope you all can learn to do the same.
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Before I am attacked for my spelling errors
*No one deserves to die
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This review summed up my own feelings about this ham-handed piece of post modernist crap perfectly. Especially the last line.
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I recently caught the first 5 minutes of this movie, thanks to your review I turned it off and saved myself the trouble.
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i hate how some people called him selfish…
the WHOLE point to that movie is the life lesson..
in the movie he writes..
“happiness is nothing without people to share it with” at the point when he wanted to go back to civilization.
he learned his lesson.
he was retarded only cause he learned that lesson to late and the water was not frozen so he could not get across…. its a tragedy and also very artistic.
articulate humans have high praise for it.
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Communist Half-Jewish Drug Addict Actor Sean Penn’s make believe story about the passing of an actual human life gone to hell. Commrade Penn never lets the truth get in the way of his twisted morality tale. Aviod this excreatment like the plague! See the great PBS story about the real Christopher McCandless and how Penn twisted the truth!
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To Cait, or whoever…
I got of my computer, I had my journey.
I did a lot of drugs, Drank a lot of jack and ended up in America.
Really people are still bitching about this.
Sure he gave his money away, for the wrong reasons.
All he did was selfish. He is an asshole.
He’s also dead, so yeah, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care. His sister is just trying to make money off him, which is sick and Sean Penn is an asshole too.
I’m getting so annoyed with this crap I may actually read the book. I mean he hated his sister enough to pretend she didn’t exist and now she’s making money off his death, that’s rich.
Is this a comedy? I’m finding it real funny and Sean Penn is laughing all the way to the bank. To most of the above: bring your knees to your abdomen, shift to the left then again to the right and that sand should fall right from your vagina.
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The movie sucks. The review is spot on. Fuck that little privileged prick Chris, and fuck this film.
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