I’m watching American Idol and Paula Abdul is a blathering mess. She eye-humps every male performer, looks like shes going to cry, and then gives them all the same compliments. She’s definitely drunk but also probably on drugs.
If I had to guess i’d say shes on the following combination:
- 4 tequila shooters
- 1/2 gram of cocaine
- 1 sleeping pill (ambien brand)
- 2 valium
- 2 shots of nyquil
Man how do they let her on stage like that? I wonder if she’ll bone another contestant this year? If so, let that contestant be me.
Also I want to add that I like when the contestants cry during their interviews.
Aw trying to be famous is all hard and hurty.