Kim Kardashian Plastic Surgery? Must Have Been Before She Was 14 Years Old. Whoa.

Friday, 24 Oct 2008

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Kim Kardashian’s Birthday was a few days ago, she turned 28.

Kim Kardashian is quite possibly the most aesthetically stunning woman ever.

One regrettable thing is that she made a sex movie with that Ray J fella who has a frigging baby’s arm in his pants and he probably abused her with that thing on several occasions. I wish that I could have met Kim when she was 24 and I was an older, distinguished 25 year old.

What a great set of roundies.

If you’re reading this and thinking that you’d like to roll in the hay with the girl in the white bikini above, well, she was 14 there. Check your local laws.

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1. 

   Unfortunately, her vagina is looser than the Grand Canyon. Having sex with her at this point is like drowning an eel in the Niagra Falls. I’ve lived in Glendale long enough for it to be populated by Armenians. Most of them hold their purses when they see the chocolate face people, but I guess this one is a Chocochaser.

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2. Dr. Chocolate on 24 Oct 2008 3:19 pm
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   no way she’s 14 in that pic. as always, excellent and well researched article.

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4. matthew berman on 24 Oct 2008 3:22 pm
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   i loled.

   At Jack Berman, sarcasm?

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6. andyfox1979 on 24 Oct 2008 3:52 pm
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   Marisol Nichols (aka Nadia from 24) is a hottie of similar aesthetic charms.

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8. Tom on 24 Oct 2008 9:04 pm