Comments on: Meet Girls At A Bar http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/ Hating Everyone Since 2005 .............(This Could Take Awhile) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:10:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Rashed http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/#comment-7585 Rashed Thu, 16 Jun 2011 01:03:35 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1883#comment-7585 my age 22 and i'm from syria my age 22 and i’m from syria

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]]> By: al http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/#comment-7149 al Sun, 16 Jan 2011 22:38:55 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1883#comment-7149 At least though in Germany you can sleep with hookers and cut out some of this BS...if you're a true misanthrope, that's the way to do it :P At least though in Germany you can sleep with hookers and cut out some of this BS…if you’re a true misanthrope, that’s the way to do it :P

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]]> By: LX http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/#comment-6589 LX Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:11:56 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1883#comment-6589 <a href="http://www.andyfox.net" target='_blank' >Andy</a>, I can see you studied life like myself. But, I have to add some things myself to your precious audience. If you take the time to look and analyze how the common shitheads try their luck on a girl you even increase your chances by watching and learning from their mistakes. It even indicates if she's single or not. If anybody keeps on talking shit more than a minute - she is indeed a single. My advice is to let 1 or 2 of your fellow woman admirers pass by, but not to many. We don't want the chosen one to be pampered in bullshit by too many retards. Finally you go for the lady and ask her if she's ready for more bullshit-smelling sweet talks or if she rather wants to have fun and go for a booty-shaking dance experience with you. Dancing is a key element of "how to seduce a girl". It also works without letting other rivals having their try before you ask her. You decide! RULE: Good(let's say: lil bit more than average) dancers get laid. It is also a good chance to get your hands dirty on that babe's body. But proceed with caution. In fact it is essential to get in contact, even if you start with light body-checks while the two of you are rocking the dance-floor. I have to admit I am a role-model for the typical good looking shit-about-political-correct-wanna-be-emancipated-girls giving guys you don't wanna mess with. But stay focused - you will make it, too. Let me make one thing clear. If you look like your mother gave birth to a two-headed-squirrel - you should improve your dancing skills a lot and I guarantee you will even outrun such egomaniac assholes like myself. Rule: If you not the "I talk girls into everything I want them to do"-Guy go for less talking and more dancing. If you dance well girls will realize you make them look good. This is where the a typical girls-thing comes into play, they like to look good. So if you make them look good you are almost free to do whatever you want. You entered that pleasure carrying ship and you are allowed to get in touch with her cargo. Well done. Another golden rule is: If you get touchy - hold her with a firm grasp(FIRM!). She should respond with excitement, that's your sign for keep her tight until she is defenseless. There we go buddy - take her to the bar have a drink, slide your hand sideways behind her neck and grab her hair from the neck upwards(never touch her hair from the topside) - look her in the eyes and check for a pleased facial expression, if it doesn't appear immediately stay calm and keep on waiting. Focus my friend - one more second - as you recognize her insecurity fading - go for the big hit. NOW, you try it. The force might be with you young padawan. Note: If you are a bad kisser, you did read this whole comment for nothing. Andy, I can see you studied life like myself.
But, I have to add some things myself to your precious audience.

If you take the time to look and analyze how the common shitheads try their luck on a girl you even increase your chances by watching and learning from their mistakes. It even indicates if she’s single or not. If anybody keeps on talking shit more than a minute – she is indeed a single.

My advice is to let 1 or 2 of your fellow woman admirers pass by, but not to many. We don’t want the chosen one to be pampered in bullshit by too many retards.

Finally you go for the lady and ask her if she’s ready for more bullshit-smelling sweet talks or if she rather wants to have fun and go for a booty-shaking dance experience with you. Dancing is a key element of “how to seduce a girl”. It also works without letting other rivals having their try before you ask her. You decide!

RULE: Good(let’s say: lil bit more than average) dancers get laid.

It is also a good chance to get your hands dirty on that babe’s body. But proceed with caution. In fact it is essential to get in contact, even if you start with light body-checks while the two of you are rocking the dance-floor.

I have to admit I am a role-model for the typical good looking shit-about-political-correct-wanna-be-emancipated-girls giving guys you don’t wanna mess with. But stay focused – you will make it, too.

Let me make one thing clear. If you look like your mother gave birth to a two-headed-squirrel – you should improve your dancing skills a lot and I guarantee you will even outrun such egomaniac assholes like myself.

Rule: If you not the “I talk girls into everything I want them to do”-Guy go for less talking and more dancing.

If you dance well girls will realize you make them look good. This is where the a typical girls-thing comes into play, they like to look good. So if you make them look good you are almost free to do whatever you want.

You entered that pleasure carrying ship and you are allowed to get in touch with her cargo. Well done.

Another golden rule is: If you get touchy – hold her with a firm grasp(FIRM!). She should respond with excitement, that’s your sign for keep her tight until she is defenseless.

There we go buddy – take her to the bar have a drink, slide your hand sideways behind her neck and grab her hair from the neck upwards(never touch her hair from the topside) – look her in the eyes and check for a pleased facial expression, if it doesn’t appear immediately stay calm and keep on waiting. Focus my friend – one more second – as you recognize her insecurity fading – go for the big hit.

NOW, you try it. The force might be with you young padawan.

Note: If you are a bad kisser, you did read this whole comment for nothing.

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]]> By: Jon http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/#comment-6182 Jon Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:25:31 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1883#comment-6182 "Girl In The Brown Sweater Next To Orange Girl is single because of that frumpy button up cardigan she’s wearing. An overall rule at the bar is that the girls who are dressed the sexiest are taken and the ones dressed like frumpsters are single. Weird I know." Hilarious and true. “Girl In The Brown Sweater Next To Orange Girl is single because of that frumpy button up cardigan she’s wearing. An overall rule at the bar is that the girls who are dressed the sexiest are taken and the ones dressed like frumpsters are single. Weird I know.”

Hilarious and true.

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]]> By: Angelique http://www.misanthropytoday.com/meet-girls-at-a-bar/#comment-6120 Angelique Thu, 27 May 2010 10:09:49 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/?p=1883#comment-6120 I have to say that, as a woman myself, I agree with what you're saying. Every word of it, actually! Are you seeing anyone? ;-) I have to say that, as a woman myself, I agree with what you’re saying.
Every word of it, actually!

Are you seeing anyone? ;-)

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