Comments on: Meet Girls At A Bar

By: andyfox1979

andyfox1979 — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:28:19 +0000

you’d get jailed for a blog like this? what kind of country is that? Many Germans who didn’t fit in there have come to America and fit in just fine (including those in my family). Most germans are so uptight they could probably carry a 10 cent piece in between their buttocks all day without it falling out

By: Alexander Ewering

Alexander Ewering — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:07:59 +0000

Dude, your writing style is fucking hilarious. I’d give you a link to my blog (which has an equally fuckingly hilarious style), but unfortunately, I live in Germany, so 1) the Blog is in German, and 2) maintaining a Blog like yours in Germany would get you jailed in no time.

Anyway, thanks for sharing! And give me hints on how to emigrate

By: R

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:39:33 +0000

Sometimes more guys approaching is better…more choices for us. It backfires when like all 5 guys are all trying to get one girl in the group. Usually the girl that looks least approachable is the easiest (as well as the chubby girls). Bottom Line: Girls go to bars to get attention and have fun. If you dance, good. If you know a lot about music, good. If you are not obviously slimy, good. The Nice Guy act works well…just not too nice.

By: crackpipe

crackpipe — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:33:20 +0000

“Girls are big on events…”. Classic

By: andyfox1979

andyfox1979 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:11:53 +0000

the thumb trick is deadly on broads. ever try the “i got gum stuck to my zipper trick”?

Very simple:

1. Reach in and grab some testicle skin.
2. It’s very pliable and stretchy so don’t be afraid to give it a tug
3. Pull it out of your zipper and continue stretching it in and out while exclaiming:

Damnit I got bubble gum stuck to my zipper!

On a camping trip I went on once this dude pulled that and this chick touched it thinking it was really gum.