Misanthropy Today’s Word Of The Day: Pussy Amnesia

Wednesday, 18 Jun 2008

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Pussy Amnesia: Amer. English.<abstract noun>:

1. Forgetting the experience or details of having sex with an ex-girlfriend (or any woman in general) thus making you interested in inviting them over for a movie or “to talk about things” despite your usual better judgment.

2. Forgetting what a girl you once saw naked looks like naked (Sometimes known as ‘accidentally erasing your spank bank’s memory card’).

Generally, Pussy Amnesia is followed by P.E.D.*

*PED  (or Post Ejaculation Depression): <abstr. noun>The painful, sometimes lethal depression that often follows ejaculation caused by a woman you don’t like (esp a fat one) or an ex girlfriend that you promised yourself you’d never sleep with again.

Below: Miss Post Ejaculation Depression America 2008

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1. 

   ha ha ha

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2. Steve on 18 Jun 2008 11:30 pm
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   Funny convo i had related to this post:
   
   [12:04] Connie Park: do u forget experiences or is it stamped in your memory?
   [12:04] andyfox1979: depends
   [12:04] Connie Park: just curious
   [12:07] andyfox1979: sometimes i forget, sometimes not. Sort of a blur, mostly
   [16:08] Connie Park: the opposite is probably true too.
   [16:46] andyfox1979: what do you mean
   [16:46] Connie Park: cock amnesia
   [17:09] Meebo Message: Connie Park is offline

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4. andyfox1979 on 20 Jun 2008 12:32 am