My Misanthropy
Steve is back, this time telling us what really grinds his gears—A.F.
Jay Walkers Who Take Their Sweet Time Crossing The Road
You are breaking the law, and impeding traffic. The definition of Impede reads: to retard in movement or progress – thats right, you fucking retard, put a fucking hop in your step and leave your Too Cool For School attitude at the curb. The bitches in the Benz’s ain’t checking your swagger. The bitches in the benz have somewhere to be, unlike you, that is why they are in a benz and you are walking. I hope you get hit by a car and almost die so i can laugh at your because its your own fault.
Bad Attitudes In The Service Industry
Ok. I understand your job sucks, but its not my fault. Don’t take your waste of a life and subsequent shitty means of livelihood out on me. I didn’t make the bad decisions in your life that led you down the path ending at your current place of employment. You are paid to serve me. If you can’t handle that, get the fuck out. Go wash toilets. You can have a bad attitude all day long when you are cleaning shit. Now bag my groceries.
People Who Use Ebonics On The Internet
You speak proper English when you address your boss or your parents, but cant seem to transfer that onto the internet. If you don’t know how to spell WHAT: Dictionary. com, fucking use it. Unless you have fucking down syndrome, HELLO is spelled like that. Go back to 4th grade and get made fun of by 4th graders. You fucking Billy Madison retard asshole.
People Who Only Listen To Popular Music
With todays advancements in technology, there is absolutely no excuse for this. You assholes know who you are, you are the ones who do a search for the Ramones on Itunes and just pick the first 4 songs that come up as results. You like the Ramones -”I Wanna Be Sedated”? Really? Me TOO!!! So does every 14 year old girl who has a Ramones t-shirt that her mom purchased for her at Hot Topic. She has an excuse, whats yours? You couldn’t take some pride in your musical taste and dig a little deeper? Your life is worthless.
Chicks Who Think Their Single Dude Friends Dont Want To Fuck Them
“We are totally besties! He would never think of me like that!” Are you serious? You fucking moron!!! Get pregnant and ruin your life. (I know, I know. There are many exceptions to this one, but all of you know the type of girls (and their guy friends) that I am talking about)
People Who Sing Along To Songs In Bars
You know the chorus to Livin’ On A Prayer? No Fucking Way! Pretty much every American knows that chorus you imbecile. I don’t want to hear you drunkenly prove it to everyone in a public house. You don’t sound half as good as John Bon, so shut your whore face and let me hear the song. I chose it because i wanted to hear JBJ, not you. Get Date Raped.
Companies Who Try To Reinvent Existing Terms
What the fuck happened to small, medium, and large? Grande Venti Fuck You. I love the dirty look that the elitist coffee brewer gives me when I order a medium beverage. Thats right, i didn’t call you a barista. Don’t try to glorify your title. Your life sucks. Blow.
People Who Stand In Doorways
I have been noticing people doing this quite often lately. They might be looking in their purse, checking their pockets for their cellphone / wallet / keys whatever, its not a valid excuse. Get the hell out of my way. Go stand in the corner where you belong if you need to do those things. NOT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ONLY PASSAGEWAY into or out of whatever establishment i am trying to enter or exit. I hope you get trampled in a fire drill.
Small Children in Fine Dining Establishments
If you can afford a 50 dollar bottle of wine, you can afford a babysitter. Get Jr. the hell out of the restaurant. The last thing i want to hear while eating my 100 dollar meal is some brat crying because he isn’t getting my way. I want to go over and ask the parents if they need to borrow my belt. Which leads me to my final issue…
People Who Do Not Discipline Their Kids
You think America is bad now? Wait until all these sniveling brats are in charge and they wander around wanting their feelings validated and throwing tantrums because they don’t get their way. Thats exactly what we need running this country. Tell your kid to stop crying, own up to their problems, and learn some lessons for goodness sake. Chances are your 9 year old is already getting busy, don’t you think they should be responsible for their other actions? I hope you get a divorce.
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Love it … I think you should run for President
I am with you all the way, sir. Especially about the child discipline. more ass-whoopings are certainly called for!
someone’s got a case of the mondays.. that lasted til thursday.
Whoooooooooaaaa we’re half way there! Whooooooaaaoooohhh! Living on a PRAYER! Bum oww oh oww Buh Buh Bum oww oh……
You look like Yanni.
wow….you’re negative. you ever think about anything positive? you should go hang yourself if you hate the world so much.