Napping On Weekend Nights, Waking Up Too Late

I do this thing sometimes and I suspect others do too. After work on a Friday you go to take a nap. Suddenly you wake up and its 10pm and your phone is flashing with texts and missed calls and the ghost of what your night would have been like if you weren’t so lazy.

Then you try to get up and get dressed really fast but it’s no use. You end up being the person on IM on a friday night, which is the scarlet letter of loserdom. Then you drink a bottle of Charles Shaw Merlot and catch up on Tivo and wonder if everyone else is out having fun and laughing and like not thinking of you sitting on your couch.

You field a few calls but theres nothing exciting. Someone important calls and you turn some music on to not seem like a loser and that you might actually be out.

I need to stop doing this. Its this feeling like sleeping through Christmas or something.

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