Nigeria Calling, Part Four
This would be the second to last time I would speak with Charles Soludo. In our previous exchange you could tell that he didn’t want to be my friend or listen to my problems. All he wanted to talk about was sending the money. It had been nearly a month since i’d heard from Charles and I was afraid that he’d given up on me.
Hope Springs Eternal.
You will notice that some of the magic is gone here, on both of our ends. I am becoming bored with Charles and he with me. It’s like after a year of dating and you’ve lost that pressure that keeps people on their toes and coming up with new material. The well on my material here is obviously running dry and Charles just wants the money.
Any time I bring up my wife or anything personal, he just changes the subject.
The conversation after the jump…..
Thursday, October 18, 2007 11:57:06
[11:57] : Buzz!!
[11:57] centralbank_nigeria206: sparkles
[11:57] centralbank_nigeria206: hello sparkles
[11:57] centralbank_nigeria206: you there
[11:57] andyfox1979: hello sir
[11:57] centralbank_nigeria206: mr sparkles
[11:57] centralbank_nigeria206: how are you today?
[11:58] centralbank_nigeria206: i will be back sparkles
[11:58] andyfox1979: im good
[11:58] andyfox1979: where are you going
[11:59] centralbank_nigeria206: i want to attend to other customers online
[11:59] andyfox1979: don’t give them any of my money
[11:59] centralbank_nigeria206: or are you ready now?
[11:59] centralbank_nigeria206: so we could just talk a littile
[11:59] andyfox1979: sure
[11:59] centralbank_nigeria206: sorry didn’t get you
[12:00] centralbank_nigeria206: you mean your funds here in the bank
[12:00] centralbank_nigeria206: oh no
[12:00] centralbank_nigeria206: be sure i can not do something like that
[12:00] andyfox1979: one time i loaned my neighbor DARREN COOCHBAUM my lawnmower and he then loaned it to my other neighbor
[12:00] andyfox1979: so, i dont want a situation like that to happen
[12:01] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:01] centralbank_nigeria206: i get you
[12:01] centralbank_nigeria206: so why the delay mr andy
[12:01] andyfox1979: i’m sorry, remember that picture of my wife i sent you?
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: oh no
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: you did not send me anything
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: pls why the delay?
[12:02] : Buzz!!
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: hello sparkles
[12:02] andyfox1979: do you remember the photo?
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: should i attend to other customers
[12:02] centralbank_nigeria206: you did not send me anything about your wife ok
[12:03] andyfox1979: give me a few minutes, i just got my hand stuck in a file cabinet
[12:03] centralbank_nigeria206: ok i will sign in again
[12:07] andyfox1979: charles do you have a nickname?
[12:08] andyfox1979: i’m sorry but i just never feel comfortable unless someone has a nickname
[12:08] andyfox1979: if you dont have one, i can give you one
[12:09] centralbank_nigeria206: i do have a nickname ok
[12:10] andyfox1979: what is it
[12:11] centralbank_nigeria206: iam bothering you sparkles
[12:11] andyfox1979: no you arent sir
[12:11] andyfox1979: what is your nickname?
[12:11] andyfox1979: mine is Sparkles
[12:11] centralbank_nigeria206: well i will tell yop
[12:11] centralbank_nigeria206: in seconday school
[12:11] centralbank_nigeria206: i had a nickname
[12:11] centralbank_nigeria206: neo
[12:12] andyfox1979: ok
[12:12] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:12] centralbank_nigeria206: so happym now
[12:12] andyfox1979: have you heard of the pimp name generator from http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp
[12:12] centralbank_nigeria206: oh no
[12:12] centralbank_nigeria206: i have told you i am a banker
[12:12] centralbank_nigeria206: so no such time
[12:12] andyfox1979: i think you need a name like that, neo just doesnt have enough pizazz
[12:13] centralbank_nigeria206: Oh my God
[12:13] centralbank_nigeria206: i jts told you my nickname
[12:13] andyfox1979: Here I will type your name into playerappreciate.com’s pimp name generator…
[12:13] andyfox1979: Ok.. your nickname is now Deacon Dr Charles Tickle
[12:14] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:14] centralbank_nigeria206: i accept
[12:14] andyfox1979: ok let me go get a piece of paper to write this information down
[12:14] : Buzz!!
[12:14] andyfox1979: whats with the buzzing again sir? didn’t we talk about this
[12:15] centralbank_nigeria206: so now lets talk about this transcation now
[12:15] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:15] centralbank_nigeria206: sorry won;t buzz again
[12:15] andyfox1979: you do that one more time and brother, theres not a sewer in chinatown that I wont crawl through to flamethrower your house
[12:16] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:16] centralbank_nigeria206: whatever
[12:16] andyfox1979: now im getting pissed
[12:16] centralbank_nigeria206: llok lets talk business opk
[12:16] centralbank_nigeria206: iam about going off
[12:16] andyfox1979: deacon tickle, that is fine
[12:17] centralbank_nigeria206: so i told you about a western union money trnasfert
[12:17] centralbank_nigeria206: the other time
[12:17] andyfox1979: ah yes
[12:17] centralbank_nigeria206: what happened
[12:17] centralbank_nigeria206: so what happened
[12:18] andyfox1979: well my ex wife came over and we had a few cocktails then we watched a local production of “Our Town” by thornton wilder, it was excellent btw
[12:18] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:18] centralbank_nigeria206: so you could not go again
[12:18] andyfox1979: i can go
[12:18] andyfox1979: where do i find a western union
[12:19] centralbank_nigeria206: in a supermarket shop
[12:19] centralbank_nigeria206: or gas station
[12:19] andyfox1979: how much do i need to send?
[12:20] centralbank_nigeria206: $850 dollars
[12:20] centralbank_nigeria206: do you have it right now?
[12:20] centralbank_nigeria206: so i will know what to do
[12:20] andyfox1979: hey i just had an idea, maybe you can take the 850 out of the money you have of mine over there
[12:20] centralbank_nigeria206: the $850 is an application fee
[12:21] centralbank_nigeria206: for the submmsiion of the application form
[12:21] centralbank_nigeria206: to the federal misitry of finane
[12:21] andyfox1979: i have the 850 here, but since you have all that lettuce of mine over there, maybe you could just use some of that since i’m a little light this month
[12:21] centralbank_nigeria206: mr sparkles
[12:21] andyfox1979: yes sir
[12:21] andyfox1979: deacon..
[12:21] centralbank_nigeria206: pls its an application fee
[12:21] centralbank_nigeria206: which has to be paid ok
[12:21] andyfox1979: okay
[12:22] andyfox1979: i guess that makes sense now that i think of it
[12:22] centralbank_nigeria206: ok good
[12:22] centralbank_nigeria206: so will you send it today
[12:22] andyfox1979: should i address my payment to Deacon Tickle?
[12:22] centralbank_nigeria206: oh no
[12:22] centralbank_nigeria206: address to the name i will give to you pls
[12:23] andyfox1979: okay
[12:24] centralbank_nigeria206: the name is wale williams
[12:24] centralbank_nigeria206: pls take it down
[12:24] andyfox1979: ok
[12:24] andyfox1979: wale williams, yes
[12:25] centralbank_nigeria206: yes
[12:25] centralbank_nigeria206: and the text question should be
[12:25] centralbank_nigeria206: what did you eat?
[12:25] andyfox1979: ok, what is the answer
[12:26] centralbank_nigeria206: chicken and chips
[12:27] andyfox1979: but that isnt what i ate today deacon tickle
[12:27] centralbank_nigeria206: ok whatever
[12:28] centralbank_nigeria206: so deacon tickle right
[12:28] centralbank_nigeria206: thats the answer
[12:28] andyfox1979: you are deacon tickle
[12:28] centralbank_nigeria206: whats the new question and answer now
[12:29] andyfox1979: today i ate thai food, a dish called strolk mai kok, very delicious
[12:29] centralbank_nigeria206: pls we are concluding a trnacation
[12:29] centralbank_nigeria206: pls
[12:29] centralbank_nigeria206: i hope this is important to you sparkles
[12:29] centralbank_nigeria206: pls take it serious ok
[12:30] andyfox1979: sparkles always takes business seriously
[12:30] centralbank_nigeria206: ok good
[12:30] centralbank_nigeria206: so what are we saying here now
[12:30] centralbank_nigeria206: the text qurstion and answer right
[12:31] andyfox1979: ok here is the question
[12:31] andyfox1979: now dont tell anyone
[12:31] andyfox1979: who is the baddest brother in nigeria?
[12:31] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:31] andyfox1979: a: deacon tickle
[12:31] centralbank_nigeria206: is that it
[12:31] andyfox1979: yeah
[12:32] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:32] andyfox1979: i will go to my local supermarket shop now
[12:32] centralbank_nigeria206: so the location is lagos nigeria
[12:33] centralbank_nigeria206: ok did you get the location
[12:34] andyfox1979: tacos nigeria
[12:34] centralbank_nigeria206: lagos nigeria
[12:34] centralbank_nigeria206: pls lagos nigeria
[12:34] andyfox1979: tacos nigeria
[12:34] centralbank_nigeria206: ok got it
[12:34] centralbank_nigeria206: use a lagos
[12:34] centralbank_nigeria206: not tagos
[12:34] andyfox1979: oh ok, sorry
[12:35] centralbank_nigeria206: lagos nigeria
[12:35] andyfox1979: legos nigeria
[12:35] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:35] centralbank_nigeria206: pls an mtcn number will be given to you
[12:36] andyfox1979: i dont know what mtcn means
[12:36] centralbank_nigeria206: they will give to you after you finish sending the money
[12:36] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:37] andyfox1979: oh i see now
[12:37] centralbank_nigeria206: yes
[12:37] centralbank_nigeria206: pls tell them you are sending to your brother
[12:37] centralbank_nigeria206: or friend
[12:37] centralbank_nigeria206: so they can process faster
[12:38] andyfox1979: i think if i tell them i’m sending it to a banker they’ll take it seriously
[12:38] andyfox1979: and make sure to hurry up and shoot the money to you
[12:38] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:38] centralbank_nigeria206: i don’t know
[12:38] centralbank_nigeria206: but tell them your friend or banker as you wish
[12:38] centralbank_nigeria206: so they will send it quickly
[12:39] andyfox1979: which should i say
[12:39] andyfox1979: friend or banker
[12:39] centralbank_nigeria206: friend
[12:39] centralbank_nigeria206: to make it faster
[12:40] andyfox1979: what if i said im sending it to my uncle wale “deacon tickle” williams
[12:40] centralbank_nigeria206: ok have to go now
[12:40] centralbank_nigeria206: whatver sparkles
[12:41] andyfox1979: ok beaver leaver
[12:41] centralbank_nigeria206: ok sparkles
[12:41] centralbank_nigeria206: i hope you got all the informations corrextly
[12:41] andyfox1979: i believe i do
[12:41] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[12:42] centralbank_nigeria206: have a nice day
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