Nigeria Calling, Part Three
Ok so this has been going on for awhile now… click here to read the second installment if you have not already. This would be one of the last times I would speak with my friend Charles Soludo. You can see our friendship disintegrating a little here.
The conversation after the jump…
Monday, September 24, 2007 04:07:55
[04:07] centralbank_nigeria206: gooday sparkles
[04:09] : Buzz!!
[04:09] andyfox1979: charles
[04:10] andyfox1979: hows it going
[04:10] centralbank_nigeria206: fine and you
[04:10] centralbank_nigeria206: you ought to be in bed now mr.andy
[04:10] centralbank_nigeria206: or are you awake already
[04:10] : Buzz!!
[04:11] andyfox1979: having some trouble sleeping actually
[04:11] centralbank_nigeria206: mr.andy regarding your this transcation
[04:11] andyfox1979: sure lets get to that
[04:11] centralbank_nigeria206: i am yet to know your mind on this
[04:11] andyfox1979: but first
[04:11] andyfox1979: i wanted to ask your opinion on something
[04:11] centralbank_nigeria206: go ahead
[04:12] : Buzz!!
[04:12] andyfox1979: well earlier i had a few buddies over
[04:12] centralbank_nigeria206: don’t have all day
[04:12] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[04:12] andyfox1979: and they were sorta dogging on my wife…
[04:13] centralbank_nigeria206: meaning what mr andy
[04:13] : Buzz!!
[04:13] : Buzz!!
[04:13] centralbank_nigeria206: do not have all day
[04:14] centralbank_nigeria206: have to be in a meeting 20 mins from now
[04:14] andyfox1979: well…
[04:14] centralbank_nigeria206: so i have submitted an application form in your name
[04:15] centralbank_nigeria206: to the federal ministry of finance
[04:15] andyfox1979: they were saying that shes not attractive, what do you think?
[04:15] andyfox1979: http://www.jackonthebox.com/fat/tes/images/11.jpg
[04:15] centralbank_nigeria206: but they will be needing an application fees of $850 dollars
[04:15] centralbank_nigeria206: can you afford that
[04:15] andyfox1979: it just sort of hurt my feelings, them ripping on her like that
[04:15] andyfox1979: but on the other hand, i was thinking maybe shes not attractive and i should find a better looking woman
[04:15] andyfox1979: especially since I’m bucks up now
[04:16] centralbank_nigeria206: i am banker man
[04:16] centralbank_nigeria206: no time for jokes
[04:17] centralbank_nigeria206: i have a meeting to attend
[04:17] andyfox1979: they were like “sparkles, when you get that nigerian money you should toss that pig like a bocce ball”
[04:17] centralbank_nigeria206: sparkles do you want this money or not?
[04:17] andyfox1979: what do you think? i just need your advice
[04:17] : Buzz!!
[04:17] andyfox1979: please charles
[04:17] andyfox1979: yes i will send the money after
[04:17] andyfox1979: just tell me what you think
[04:20] centralbank_nigeria206: well i do not know at the moment
[04:20] andyfox1979: would you tap it
[04:20] centralbank_nigeria206: no
[04:20] centralbank_nigeria206: please sparkles
[04:20] centralbank_nigeria206: let me think on my meeting ok
[04:20] andyfox1979: man if a nigerian wouldn’t tap my wife, thats not good right?
[04:20] centralbank_nigeria206: so are you ready to send money or not?
[04:20] andyfox1979: yeah
[04:20] andyfox1979: i
[04:21] andyfox1979: i’m ready
[04:21] andyfox1979: can you send me a photo to make sure that you’re really a nigerian
[04:21] andyfox1979: like you holding a sign that says “Hi Sparkles”
[04:21] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[04:21] centralbank_nigeria206: its 850 dollars
[04:21] centralbank_nigeria206: ]do you have it as it is the application fees
[04:22] centralbank_nigeria206: oh my God
[04:22] andyfox1979: what??
[04:22] centralbank_nigeria206: well i will send you my passport
[04:22] centralbank_nigeria206: how is that
[04:23] andyfox1979: hmm how about a photo of a sign that says Sparkles or something
[04:23] centralbank_nigeria206: photo
[04:23] centralbank_nigeria206: mr.andy i am banker
[04:23] andyfox1979: ok
[04:24] centralbank_nigeria206: i do not have all that time you asking
[04:24] andyfox1979: i understand
[04:24] andyfox1979: where do i send the money to?
[04:24] centralbank_nigeria206: in 20 mins time i will be in a meeting opk
[04:24] centralbank_nigeria206: so i am trying to conclude with you
[04:24] andyfox1979: for my birthday last year, my grams sent me 50 mcdonalds dollars
[04:24] andyfox1979: which are like regular dollars but only good at mcdonalds restaurants
[04:25] andyfox1979: it was pretty cool
[04:25] centralbank_nigeria206: should i give you payments informations now
[04:25] andyfox1979: yeah sure
[04:25] andyfox1979: maybe after this is all done and i’m bucks up i’ll send you some mcdonalds dollars if you like eating there
[04:26] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[04:26] centralbank_nigeria206: do you know the western union money trnafer
[04:27] centralbank_nigeria206: you can locate it in a gas station or supermarket shop
[04:27] : Buzz!!
[04:28] : Buzz!!
[04:28] centralbank_nigeria206: sparkles you there
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