Nigeria Calling…
Heres an IM conversation I had awhile ago. People seemed to think it was sorta haha over on my mypspace profile so I thought i’d dust it off and try it here.
[17:56] p_ciara: hello
[17:57] p_ciara: how re you
[17:57] andyfox1979: hi
[17:57] p_ciara: your name plz??
[17:57] p_ciara: i am pamela
[17:57] andyfox1979: what would you guess my name is
[17:57] p_ciara: andy rigth
[17:57] andyfox1979: ya
[17:57] p_ciara: ?
[17:58] p_ciara: nice meeting you andyfox
[17:59] p_ciara: i came a cross your profile
[17:59] p_ciara: are you maried??
[18:00] andyfox1979: im not married
[18:01] p_ciara: Looking for Seriouse and Honest Commitmment relationship i need a Soulmate that i Can fall in love with which i can spend the Rest of My life with and i want you to know that am Very faithfull and Honest i will like to shear some world with you maybe something Could work out fine
[18:01] andyfox1979: haha
[18:02] andyfox1979: let me guess
[18:02] andyfox1979: youre from russia
[18:03] p_ciara: what ??
[18:03] p_ciara: nope
[18:03] p_ciara: My name is pamela ciara,i have been living in Nigeria all my life since my dad as Dead before i was Born My dad is from canada and why my mum she from Nigeria that was the Reason why am white in Race and , my height being 5’8, brown hair and eyes, hair long and well kept, and weight 162 lbs. and live in IKEJA a small town in LAGOS, in the NIGERIA. My education at UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS has obtained me ONE degree-certificates in PERSONEL MANAGEMNT. My personality traits are caring, giving, loving, affectionate, sexual, romantic, sincere, honest, communicative, and responsible. I love the beauty of nature, and the ocean is my favorite place to go. I love sweet songs of love, and classical music when I write anything; as I can write poems. I like different kinds of music to; like Pop, Rock,
[18:03] andyfox1979: WOW
[18:03] andyfox1979: that doesnt seem copied and pasted or anything
[18:04] andyfox1979: well i really feel like i know you
[18:04] andyfox1979: can i wire you some money or something?
[18:04] p_ciara: what
[18:04] andyfox1979: i mean, i feel bad for you, that you had to go to the university of lagos and all
[18:04] andyfox1979: i hear its a dump
[18:05] p_ciara: i cant understand you
[18:05] p_ciara: andy do you want to chat on or no
[18:05] p_ciara: i want a commitment relactionship okay
[18:06] andyfox1979: oh okay, i’ll slow down then
[18:06] andyfox1979: so when are you moving to the united states? we gotta get this moving soon
[18:06] andyfox1979: or do you want me to move to Nigeria?
[18:06] andyfox1979: i have a lot of stuff, and my dog scruffy– you’ll love him
[18:06] andyfox1979: do you have a pool at your house?
[18:06] p_ciara: yes if you could do that
[18:06] p_ciara: yes
[18:07] p_ciara: but i want you to know that i just meet you
[18:07] andyfox1979: also, i dont eat pork, i think its disgusting, so if you could not serve that i’d appreciate it
[18:07] andyfox1979: well now that we got that over with
[18:07] andyfox1979: do you live in the country?
[18:08] andyfox1979: if you do, im gonna need some ascots.. can you get me a few for when I arrive I can just hurry up and put one on so nobody will notice I didnt have it before?
[18:08] p_ciara: what do you like in woman ??
[18:10] andyfox1979: isnt that a little personal
[18:10] andyfox1979: ok fine.
[18:10] andyfox1979: big knockers… nice hair, good sense of humor, ability to supply ascots
[18:10] p_ciara: do you want a commitment relaction??
[18:11] andyfox1979: yeah that is the sort of relaction i want
[18:12] p_ciara: and can you dating someone that is far away bcoz i dont want to betrayed anymore
[18:13] andyfox1979: i would never do that (maybe a white ascot with my initials, AF in red, what do you think?)
[18:13] p_ciara: do you real serious with ,me or why are you joke
[18:13] p_ciara: okay if you re not serious bye
[18:14] andyfox1979: yes i am
[18:14] andyfox1979: im just crazy about ascots
[18:14] p_ciara: okay
[18:14] andyfox1979: sorry, lets not let my love for ascots spoil our love
[18:14] p_ciara: i will come over there
[18:14] andyfox1979: ok
[18:14] andyfox1979: i gotta warn you though
[18:14] andyfox1979: im a bruce springstern fanatic
[18:14] andyfox1979: so i play that all day long
[18:15] andyfox1979: im playing it right now and dancing
[18:15] andyfox1979: his music is really terriffic
[18:15] p_ciara: what do you like for fun??
[18:16] andyfox1979: besides bruce springstern?
[18:16] andyfox1979: well i like the beauty of nature, and the ocean is my favorite place to go. I love sweet songs of love, and classical music when I write anything; as I can write poems. I like different kinds of music to; like Pop, Rock
[18:17] andyfox1979: just off the top of my head anyways
[18:18] p_ciara: okay
[18:18] andyfox1979: i think we have a lot in common
[18:18] p_ciara: but i want to to know maybe you re serious with me
[18:18] andyfox1979: i am
[18:19] andyfox1979: i also like horses and ballet dancing
[18:19] p_ciara: and why do you said andyfox1979: can i wire you some money or something?
[18:19] andyfox1979: well i just felt bad for you thats all
[18:19] andyfox1979: so okay, when are you leaving ?
[18:20] andyfox1979: i’ll go dance some more while im waiting for you to answer
[18:20] p_ciara: i am here
[18:21] p_ciara: okay
[18:21] andyfox1979: ok so when are you coming?
[18:21] andyfox1979: do you feel like you love me?
[18:21] p_ciara: nope i just meet you
[18:21] p_ciara: and i need to more about you
[18:22] p_ciara: dop you have cam??
[18:22] andyfox1979: no
[18:22] p_ciara: i dont have
[18:23] p_ciara: do you ever meet someone from africa??
[18:23] andyfox1979: yeah i know this guy from jamaica
[18:23] p_ciara: okay
[18:24] p_ciara: do you want to go into relactionship with or make a friend??
[18:24] andyfox1979: relactionship for sure
[18:24] andyfox1979: can we have sexy time as soon as you get here
[18:25] andyfox1979: i mean, i’ll rent a van so when i pick you up at the airport we can not waste any time
[18:25] p_ciara: i want you to know that i am here with my mum and i dont have money to come over there now
[18:25] andyfox1979: is she sick?
[18:25] andyfox1979: i bet she is
[18:26] p_ciara: what are you doing for lving?
[18:26] andyfox1979: youre so nice for taking care of her
[18:26] andyfox1979: i um
[18:26] andyfox1979: i…
[18:26] andyfox1979: i own a bank
[18:27] andyfox1979: its a very popular one here in los angeles
[18:28] p_ciara: really??
[18:28] andyfox1979: yeah
[18:29] p_ciara: why are you not married by now??
[18:29] andyfox1979: well i was
[18:29] andyfox1979: but my wife is no longer with me
[18:30] andyfox1979: she left me for a red haired man
[18:31] p_ciara: why what wrong do you devorce her??
[18:31] andyfox1979: i told you, i found out she was running around with this red haired man.. she sent me this picture a few weeks ago, just to break my heart more
[18:31] andyfox1979: http://tinyurl.com/2kxejb
[18:32] andyfox1979: she used to wear that striped shirt when we’d go out to dinner
[18:32] p_ciara: ohhh that is too bad to hear
[18:32] p_ciara: i was betrayed also
[18:32] andyfox1979: you dont find him attractive do you
[18:32] andyfox1979: swear to me you dont like red haired men
[18:33] andyfox1979: now you left, you are probably looking for him too
[18:33] p_ciara: yes
[18:33] andyfox1979: you do find him attractive?
[18:34] andyfox1979: be careful with me, i dont want to lose another woman to that hamburger man
[18:34] p_ciara: nope i looking for rigth Soulmate to share my own life with
[18:34] andyfox1979: oh good
[18:34] andyfox1979: he is ugly isnt he
[18:35] p_ciara: you mean my exboyfriend?
[18:35] andyfox1979: no the link I sent you
[18:35] andyfox1979: of my ex and her new boyfriend
[18:35] andyfox1979: http://tinyurl.com/2kxejb
[18:35] p_ciara: i saw it
[18:36] andyfox1979: so you should come now
[18:36] andyfox1979: so my heart will stop bleeding
[18:36] andyfox1979: here i wrote you a song
[18:36] andyfox1979: would you like to read the lyrics?
[18:36] p_ciara: that is very bad
[18:36] p_ciara: do you really need me ??
[18:37] andyfox1979: yes i do
[18:37] andyfox1979: right now
[18:37] p_ciara: i love write poem also
[18:37] p_ciara: do want me to be your soulmate ??
[18:38] andyfox1979: yes i do
[18:39] andyfox1979: when can you leave?
[18:39] p_ciara: you mean Nigeria?
[18:40] andyfox1979: yes to come here
[18:40] p_ciara: cool
[18:40] p_ciara: i am broke by now
[18:41] andyfox1979: well im not sure how you will come here.. man what a pisser! it always happens like this
[18:41] andyfox1979: wait.. wait a second here! i think ive got an idea!
[18:41] andyfox1979: this is just crazy enough to work!
[18:41] p_ciara: what ??
[18:42] andyfox1979: how about i send you the money and you can hire someone to watch your mom and then fly here
[18:42] andyfox1979: it can work, i know it can
[18:43] andyfox1979: i just send you the money, say, maybe to a western union or the like, you can leave on friday
[18:44] andyfox1979: come on stop thinking about it and say yes
[18:45] p_ciara: yes but how can i believe you that you re really serious about this ??
[18:46] andyfox1979: here i’ll prove it
[18:46] andyfox1979: i’ll go take a picture of myself counting the money
[18:47] andyfox1979: ok http://www.ica-d.com/puzzle/play/free/world/money/money019.jpg
[18:47] andyfox1979: see
[18:47] p_ciara: but that is not proving but i will give you a tryer okay
[18:47] andyfox1979: okay
[18:47] andyfox1979: give me a tryer!
[18:48] andyfox1979: whats taking you so to write back?
[18:48] andyfox1979: are you telling me youre typing with someone else?
[18:49] p_ciara: i want you to add me to your list
[18:49] p_ciara: nope
[18:49] *** “p_ciara” signed on at Tue Feb 21 18:49:15 2006.
[18:49] andyfox1979: there
[18:49] *** p_ciara has added you to their contact list. You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.
[18:49] andyfox1979: addo
[18:49] *** You have been successfully added to p_ciara’s contact list.
[18:49] andyfox1979: woo!
[18:49] andyfox1979: now its official!
[18:50] p_ciara: realy?
[18:50] andyfox1979: how come you dont excited like me?
[18:50] p_ciara: i am really happy to meet you
[18:50] andyfox1979: to prove it to me that you love me
[18:51] p_ciara: i will give you a poem
[18:51] p_ciara: When I first met you andy I knew right at the start
I was going to love you from the depths of my heart
Love is like an ocean it flows and flows away
The emotions growing stronger deeper every day
[18:53] p_ciara: Are you there??
[18:54] p_ciara:
[18:55] andyfox1979: sorry
[18:55] andyfox1979: i was crying a little
[18:55] andyfox1979: that poem is beautiful
[18:56] andyfox1979: so where can i send the money?
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OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGG that was so fucking hilarious!
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Oh my word…..telepathy…..my absolute favorite……I think it is because it is REAL and REALLY happens just like this…I mean I too have had this experience…do u know Mike Lambert>the u work at a very popular bank though..ha ha ha!Maybe all the homos is because isn’t Gay Pride happening like soon in Sna Diego?I was invited to a aprty and told to reserve early all the places to stay would be booked.ha ha ha
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Holy shit that was funny.
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I laughed soooo hard that my belly ached and almost had an accident in my panties.
I got an e-mail too: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=2943831&blogID=296290189
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I almost had an accident in her panties the other day too ^
they’re very constrictive and make driving my powerful nigerian motorboats very difficult. if you could send me $850, my sick grandmother will blow her load all over you for free, and this while hellp mine endaeavurs grately. please don’t jokes with me adny, I love you so deeply, all the way to the transverse colon.
love and banknotes,
C. M.
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