Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail
I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it.
Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri) leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes.
Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.
All,
This is HILARIOUS!!!! The Alliance Manager from our Latin America team forwarded this on. His friend is Olga — read below to get the story
Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from
work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district andwere hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the
girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dimitri and they talk for at the
most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait
till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your
chair.
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This dude is out of his mind, man! lolz!
Man live, this guy is.. well… beyond the descriptive capabilities of any of the 4 languages I can speak… I would say it’s not really going out on a limb to say that any language, past or present, can’t really describe this shit…. FUCKING HILARIOUSLY INSANE is the best I can come up with… With perhaps a little Schadenfreude…
It’s unfortunate that he refers to himself as intelligent as well as having nothing wrong with him.
OMG, she needs to change her number, this guy is nuts.
I’m actually not suprised that he’s Greek. Every Greek man I have ever met has been controlling and they truly believe that they are above all. However, this guy was a bit extreme. If I were to receive a message like that I would have taken the opportunity to set that idiot up for embarassment on national TV. The world deserves some warning to stay away from this guy Dmitri!
What a DOOFUS!!!!
Can you say Control Freak, being single is not his choice, it’s everyone else’s. Amazing! he is dangerous
OBSESSIVE
GET A LIFE MAN
HE’S REALLY SMART BUT OVER ANALIZES
I HAVE SCARED GIRLS AWAY BEFORE BY JUST GOING TOO FAST BUT
THIS GUY IS OFF THE HOOK THOUGH
JUST A TAD BIT BITTER
I THINK MAYBE HE’S NOT QUIET OVER HIS LAST RELATIONSHIP
POOR GUY! DEFINATELY NEEDS SOME THERAPY! GOD BLESS
What a douche bag! If you claim you’re a catch, you’re really a douche bag!
If anyone knows this guy personally, do him, and the rest of us a favor and have him involuntarily committed! Involuntarily because he thinks there is nothing wrong with him, which makes him even more crazy.
LEAVE DIMITRI ALONE
( ALA BRITANY SPEARS)
uhhhhh
The sad fact of the matter is that this guy most likely gets plenty of action.
My older brother is a good guy, kind of heavy and chicks never roll to him. But this ass hole… no justice man.
While this guy is obviously a moron, without question, I would make two points:
1. She *did* give him her number after all.
2. Presumably he kept his word, and did not call back.
But yeah…moron.
Hahahahaha….what a jerk off!
What the junk!? I do not find this funny. I did nothing wrong how dare you people make a mockery of my personal life. However, all the stuff I said is true. I am a COMPLETE catch. Call me if you’re elegant..
olga, that means you.
2035054965
THIS GUY IS FULL OF HIMSELF. RUN LADIES RUN!!!
THIS FELLOW IS ON NARCISSTIC MEDICATION,NOT TO BRING HIM BACK TO EARTH ,BUT FOR LOOKING AT HIS TURDS BEFORE HE FLUSHES TWICE ITS A LONG WAY TO GREECE!
What a conceited self-rightous fool!
Sure am glad I’m not on the dating scene anymore. I found my catch, and he surely is nothing like the arrogant piece of …… you know what I mean.
Looks and sounds like the horrible event in her life just took place. WOW! What a catch this guy would be!
This guy is CRAZY!!!
Unfortunately there are many more like him and they come in BOTH genders! RUN!
RUN OLGA RUN OLGA a rat is also a catch for a rat trap….
He sounds like a potential serial killer to me. Ladies beware of egotistical idiots like this guy. This clowns real name is TROUBLE.
This was lol hysterical. The guy is crazy.
This Guy is an idiot, a controlling freak. Probably master bates in a mirror or with his blow up doll.
Just goes to show you looks are not everything. For all you what’s on the surface empty souls.
He even sounds like he might be gay.
At least bi. Sorry soul.
Dmitri! Dmitri!! I love you! Please call me. I am elegant, too. I wont treat you wrong. I will wait forever. I love you!
WHAT A CHUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are all so gullible to actually believe this.
RUN AWAY!!!!! This guy is a super nut-job.
With jackholes like this out there why am I the one that’s still single?
This reminds me of the so-called “accident” which results in an old woman beating a man over the head with her purse. Just as I believe the previous was faked, I also believe that this Dmitri recording is fake. I’ve not heard any phone recording that sounded like this.
Oh my, that is crazy!!
I am a single guy. If this is indicative of how all other single men behave these days, then I won’t blame women if they ignore me. I feel sorry for them.
Geez….you mean I’m not the only one who comes across morons like that?
WHOA! Dmitri is one of those guys that think he is all that, but sounds like he is FULL OF HIMSELF and needs to be brought down about 10 notches or more from his higher than thou throne that rests in his bathroom.
I have over 20 years of experience as a psychotherapist and I can say with absolute authority that this guy a WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE. Ladies, let this be a lesson to you – don’t give your personal information to a man you’ve known two minutes, no matter how attractive he might be – Ted Bundy was attractive, and a raging narcissist just like Dimiti!
I honestly don’t know what to make of this. I dated a gorgeous Greek lawyer (on Wall St.) right after college and he WAS a catch. Unfortunately, after 3 years, he was unsure about committing, until I had moved on. THEN he got serious, but it was over for me. I met up with him again 10 years later and he still didn’t know any good restaurants in his own neighborhood since all he did was work. I’m sure he’s a zillchionaire now, but has no life. His voice sounded so much like Dmitri’s that I almost did fall off my chair. I wish them both well. Dimitri just needs to be taught some social skills- or get over his last love who obviously did him wrong.
LA is filled with men like him and their female counterparts. Bet he has a house full of mirrors just to catch glimpses of himself.
But the guy is scary, and I hear potential violence in his voice. Not a person to be alone with I would think.
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Hmm…a relative of mine used to manage an apartment and when she did she had a man by the name of Valush who was from Greece. He had a wife and repeatedly would beat her but when my relative would call the police for it the wife would say that it was normal and that she wouldn’t press charges. The man actually found out that it was my relative and called her out. Pathetic as he was…he actually thought not only that he was better then her but that all women were lower then all of his “kind” I am not surprised at all let me say that. ALSO! i don’t think i would ever give a card to any human being with my number on it and if i did it would be because of work and nothing but it…this guy is pathetic.
I can’t believe someone would actually leave messages like that. It’s scary that he thinks that THAT is a normal message. Who calls someone after 2 minutes of meeting and tells them they better call or else? A lot of people say he needs to get better socialized but all I can say is that man is dangerous and there is some woman who is going to fall under what ever charm he might have and something bad will happen. It makes me very glad I’m no longer single and having to look.
I find it ironic that he goes on for like a minute questioning whether or not SHE has mental problems…
Wow. This guy just got his 15 minutes of fame. Now let’s hope he jumps off the bridge.
You are all fools. Women positively LOVE men like this. They marry them–and fawn over them–every single day. Women will take a bad but rich “Donald Trump” over a good but middle-income “Maytag Repairman” any day of the week.
He’s a control freak who probably has a long rap sheet for domestic abuse!
This is what happens when you pick up strays off the street…
what an asshole dude needs to have his dick cut off and stuffed in his ass while being fed shit.
wow!
This guy is crazy. He left an awful long message on that second call to be giving her a deadline to return his call…..what a jerk
this might explain why he’s single again
I am not “crazy”, “an asshole”, “a chump” or any of these other things you refer to me as. I am just a very attractive Greek single male that is a catch and thinks every elegant woman in the world wants a piece of me.
-Dmitri
“Now here’s what’s going to happen”
There is nothing wrong with being conceited, narcissistic, pushy & controlling, I guess. If you live in laa laa land…
OOOOO this is HILARIOUS. Im a serb, I had a greek that was interested in me to a fault. 1) he was full of himself (but that was part of his charm because he knew where he could take it and when it was ridiculous) and 2) he was a womanizer—and thats why we remainded friend inspite of his intense frusteration. all of the tan, dark wavy hair-types (greek, russian, eastern european, italian) are the same. they are use to getting what they want, they are oversexed, and if things dont go their way they are prone to tantrums. this guy though—takin it to the next level—in a HUGE way. this guy sounds like a boarderline sociopath—you can hear it in the way his tone changes in the second message. Clearly his mom coddled hiM a little too much as a child—i have a uncle that is kinda psycho in a similar way
. BEWARE OF DIMITRI! hEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE!
Ummmmmm, think he sees a whole TEAM of psychiatrists……..
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Obviously an Obama supporter…clueless and out of touch!!
Hey Olga,
Call me, PLEEEEEEZE. I’m not into playing games and women approach me at least 6-7 times a day!
Damn it! You gave me your card and stuff! Oh, and your friends were jealous also.
I’ve got to get back to my movie script.
Bwhhahhahaaaaa! Let the romance begin! … wait, wait, wait … let the nightmare begin! Oh, my GAWD!!!! here’s how it’s gonna work … I’m gonna stalk yer ass and if I do not receive a phone call back from you … I’m gonna wear yer skin when I dress up like mah motha! … There’s nothin’ wrong with me. By the way, I’m ‘Geek’ and your friends are jealous of you.
Call me … don’t call me!
Bwhhahahhaa, oh, I can’t take it ! I just tinkled my panties!
Ummmm…Does this sound like Alec Baldwin??
Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.
How do you know Olga actually liked him? She probably gave Dimitri her number so he’d go away. Two minutes of talking to him on the street would definitely give her enough time to accurately judge his character, that of an arrogant douchebag.
Olga’s real mistake was not giving out a fake number… cruel but necessary sometimes.
The phone calls were NOT funny, I have meet men like this and they are SCARY. But Jeff calling him an Obama suporter, now that’s FUNNY! ! !
Whether or not this voicemail is real, I’ve met guys like this – well, maybe not so sociopathic, but similar. Anyway, if anyone recognizes his voice, please email this site to all his friends. He deserves the humiliation.
And yes, there are not-so-bright women who will fall for a moron like this, but there are plenty of men who fall for the woman who only loves him when he buys her things. There are pathetic people on both sides of the aisle. (Gay and Straight).
LOL! This guy should be looking up the psychological profile of a narcissist – his picture would be at the top of the page.
Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Have a phony set of business cards made up to hand out to the assholes of the world.
Hey, Jeff: How do you think McCain got Cindy?? A similar pitch, I’m sure.
Conspiracy Theory: Were John McCain and Dimitri separated at birth? The story’s on Entertainment Tonight.
lol.
I thought “Mindfreak” meant something else…
ummm if the man with the screen name dmitri is REALLY dmitri….you should take advice from every single person on this site..lol..i mean really, why do you think you are single?…this all reminds me of that movie…oh crap whats the name…where the really sexy rich guy takes girls to his place and records them while they do it just to see himself and then kills the girls? CREEP
Here’s how it’s gonna work. Fucking brilliant, I’ve listened to it four times now, and it still makes me laugh. What a knobjockey…
I just wet my pants.
the dimitri remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZhaOvmxB0
This guy is a legend in his own mind. Anyone seen “Sleeping with the Enemy”? Olga baby…this guy’s a riot.
This is sad … not even funny. This man needs therapy — desperate, fantasy-land, grandiose issues, then threatening.
Any woman who wants to get rid of an irritating person, giving one’s card, then ignoring them usually works. DUH
Nut job – avoid at all cost. Any one who thinks so highly of themselves to leave you this kind of a message, will think nothing of you, or your personal welfare.
LOL his # starts with 416, thats a toronto area code! i live in toronto lol a greek guy writing a script? for what my big fat greek wedding 2????????? lol go back to woodbridge Dimitri!! have fun at taste of danforth a greezy bastard AND ITS ASSUME NOT ASSHUME! dont ASSHUME you sound smart when you say things different…COOL WHOOIP? now say whip WIP now cool whip KEWL WHOOIP
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Scarrrrrry!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
I have dated a greek, very cute and an awesome guy…but, this guy is going over board. Way out there thinking this woman he spoke to for only 2 minutes is all over him…he needs to get over himself.
knobjockey?
ROFL!!!!!!1
Stay Clear!
Her is the one who needs medication!
dimitri in two days you’ll be s..king a c..k. hell your even in san fran.
your’s hatefuly
death
When is the sequel coming out. I’m dying to hear it. This made my Thursday! Loving it!!! LMFAO
” Call me if you have the courage!”
Priceless! ha ha ha ha
There is a fine line between ’strong connection’ and ‘i will find a way, and I will have you’(Obsession)Dimitri, it is all well and good to be so forthright with your feelings, intentions, and ‘magnetic’ attraction to this woman. HOWEVER sometimes that same honest approach (non game playing) will result in total depletion of the mystery that women prefer in their courtships….and when the metal door to your ’sugar coated cage’ is creaking in the background any strong intelligent woman will hopefully stand clear. It is one thing to be adored, another thing entirely to be an object of such fierce emotional attraction. (read 9 1/2 weeks if you doubt it)
He used al my lines in two messages!
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I can’t believe this guy!
She gave you a BUSINESS card for a reason. She was just being nice. But no one would ever turn you down, right?……
LOL
Dang – I think I went out with his “twin” brother Jeff, in Asheville, NC. IDIOTS.
someone here said it this guy probably has women pushing down his door and he is a complete ahole. i never did get that?? how is it that the good guys are always finding a quiet room to themselves
and this guy who obviously needs a good kick to the nuts from behind is probably getting laid right now!
The movie Dimitri is working on: My Big Fat Greek Ego (written from the prison psych ward).
OMG what a fucking looser! Sheeeeee’s passive aggressive? LOL
that’s REALLY fucking creepy
he’s the only guy with nothing wrong with him? LMAO I hope he knows what a joke he is online now
I just wish all of us ladies would get enough self-esteem that we didn’t ever have to put up with s%&t from a&s holes like this
Olga – grow a pair!
Olga’s friends – Call the cops – don’t post this on the internet because you think it is funny!
OMG – I think I know that voice!
Run Olga Run
OMG what a TOOL. I am SO fuh king glad I don’t have to DATE! Men today are so emasculated that they ahve to resort to THIS to get a date? Someone get me a blowtorch. I pray to GOD my sons don’t act like such bass turds when they grow up and start dating.
This guy, as with many celebrities need to get a clue the the universe does not revolve around them.
As sad it might seem to some people, this guy probably does fairly well with women because he’s holding himself to a higher standard and expects the same from other.
Having said that, this guy is over the top and needs to take one of our courses. Check out our website at http://www.lifestyletransformations.com and you’ll see what I mean!
Jason
You people need to quit assuming that all or most women would be all over this guy. We don’t all have such low self esteem that we fall for that crap even most of us don’t. Anyways the guy was a complete moron and someone ought to mail this site to not just his friends but to him as well so that he knows that everyone else knows what a moron he is.
Undoubtedly, this guy has an issue of “what part of not calling you back don’t you get”… he doesn’t need a date… he’s completely in love w/ himself… not enough room for a girl too.l.o.l…well I feel sorry for him (nope I’m lying) actually I feel like I’ve been eavesdropping on a pre-stalker…just walk away (nope I’m lyning again) RUN; I MEAN REALLY FAST…l.o.l…..
My husband just gave me this so I can make sure our daughter and all my nieces in college will learn from Olga’s mistake of handing out her phone number to a stranger. Olga, stay smart, listen to your heart young lady, and may God bless.
You got to be kidding. This guy is a loser. RUN>>>
didnt he get it he was getting blowen off.
FUnny but fake…who’s answering machine lets anyone talk that long?
I couldn’t stand to listen to the end of this! Does this guy have any idea what a HUGE fool he made of himself?!?!? I don’t care how fabulous you think you are, arrogance is the world’s biggest turnoff whether it’s in a friend a co-worker or whatever!! And, no of course he no idea he was being blown off. Who in their right mind would blow off such a self proclaimed “catch”?
Thanks for the laugh!
Too funny! Sheesh!
I don’t think this message is real but if it is, this guy needs to go castrate himself if he hasn’t already. He is a flippin idiot! He obviously had a deprived childhood and is just trying to make himself feel special because his parents never did! NEWSFLASH for you buddy, YOU’RE A TOTAL PUDWACKER!!!
they should check that guy’s freezer for body parts
hahaha…. i want this guys phone number… lol
obviously the perfectly normal guy is the American Psycho.
nice post
I think maybe he should get off of that high horse he is riding around on. Talk about being conceded. Olga do yourself a favor and never hand out your business card again after speaking with someone for a very short time. There are crazy and sick people out there and this guy is one of them.
This guy has some really big issue. He’s probably abused by who knows maybe a bad priest or maybe his own dad. But he definitely needs to see doggy houser md. I mean this type of the guy you would see in crime tv where the man killed his woman and stuff like that. You said he’s smart? Yeah, smart assss it is.
Oh my goodness- what a catch. Olga what is wrong with you? I can’t believe that you didn’t grab the phone and call right back “WAIT- PLEASE- DIMITRI !!!!
I’ve been searching my whole life for someone as perfect as YOU!!”
(a perfect ass hole).
This is fake! The guy is obviously gay, you can tell from his voice. He’s a closet homosexual, hence his anger and controlling nature, very anal retentive.
this is totally getting air play on the radio in the sf bay area.
i’d love to hear how popular he is with the ladies now! loving his delusions!
Olga should get the police to watch her apartment IMMEDIATELY. This guy not only has her phone number but her business card so he KNOWS where she works. He’s already—how should I put this delicately—SUPER CRAZY! Not just regular crazy, but drinks dirty bathwater, peanut butter and crack sandwiches, psycho crazy! I sense a good old fashion stalking coming on! He did say his last relationship was LONG DISTANCE a.k.a “She’s got a restraining order against me.” Olga humiliated him by playing these messages on the radio. You just know all of his friends are laughing at him–if he has any friends. Olga get a bodyguard honey, this fool is NUTS!
Him calling her passive aggressive was farkin’ rich. Poor guy is obviously gay. There’s no way you can be that gruff about the opposite sex unless you detest it.
Ok I live in South Africa & we’ve heard of this loser here… Im ashamed to admit im also Greek but not a pathetic delusional one… I dont think im above all… Dimitri plz recognise why u r STILL single!
OhMyGod – sounds so like a few voice messages I received when I was single. I am hear to tell ya – There ARE people like this out there – men AND women.
She gave him a business card, not her home phone number!
RUN
What a douchebag
im a greek guy and this just makes things difficult for me.
what a nob head.anyone know what a malaka is?now you do!
This guy is money!
my favorite part, after hearing this 100 times, is how dimitri says the word “man”. He has a very gay affectation to his voice when he says it.
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this guy is a complete DB, how he was able to dial a phone number with his head so far up his ass is astonishing! Kudos for that, other then that…Run Forest run!
I love his approach.
Guys will say just about anything to get laid but I don’t think this approach is gonna work. If it does than Olga’s the one who should be commited and Dmitri is my hero.
Sorry geek, er greek man… olga could not talk… she was busy with my cock in her mouth.
P.S. when you see your mom next tell her not to leave her fucking thong laying around… olga almost saw it last night!
PSYCHO! RUN! MOVE! Do NOT take lightly! Obviously has issues and should be put away somewhere before he STALKS AND KILLS someone! This isn’t funny. It is SCARY!
I love you, Dimitri!!!! You´re the best!!!! I want you to call me RIGHT NOW, because I think YOU are elegant! I am quite a catch myself, never had mental issues nor abnormalities, I am completely healthy and SINGLE and I am looking (not desperately, but could go out) FOR SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!!! Elegant me
this dimitri sounds not only ridiculously stupid, but also mentally ill himself. never heard of a “passive-aggressive personality disorder, but i have heard of bipolar and borderline personality disorder. i’d say he suffers from both. it was a good laugh until it became scary. and for the record, generalizing that women are such poor judges of character-? fuck you.
later on in life someone who has heard this is going to meet dimitri and be like OH HELLLL NO
lol
poor guy. his “four months” of being single has probably been him not touching himself and he’s desperate now…
lose his number lol! great catch please throw him back. Man definately suffers from PMS (penis Mind Syndrome) Yep little p. Seems she is a great judge of character he just hasn’t figured it out yet.
I think this guy hit on me some time ago in SF, or maybe it was someone a lot like him. He said a lot of the same things, plus informed me of the wonderful size of his member, how talented he was in using it, and how lucky I was to have attracted him.
Okay, so I don’t think his name was Dimitri. There are more of these losers out there. It’s a frightening thought!
Oh, and my “Dimitri” was in San Francisco, too! Coincidence?
lizzy, if a guy is swinging a big hammer and knows how to use it well, he’s required by CA state law to divulge that to women.
I live in Los Angeles.
What a dingleberry! If this dude came anywhere near someone I cared about I’d make certain he was mortally afraid to so much as think their name again.
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What he accused others of is what he is guilty of
so he has told you all about who he is
sad to think there is people like this out there who don’t see their own flaws
Bible says remove the mote out of your own eye before trying to take splinter out of mine
The only brain this guy has is the one stuck up his ass.
HAHA this guy is my dream man but FYI his 416 area code means this happened in Toronto, not San Francisco. Queen Street to be precise.
Why didn’t her vm cut him off?
well at least he know what he wants, very crazy but also sure of what he wants, isnt thay what many woman wants? A man thay know what he wants! Hahaha .. he’s too over confident for my liking, but these men do exist.
Very entertaining psychodrama…
I’m on Team Olga!!
http://www.cafepress.com/dimitriandolga
Wow! Dude that guy… I don’t know what to think of him, he’s kinda of a douche I don’t know who the hell talks like this and thinks so much high of themselves… I think he’s not stable and his mindset is completely out of the norm… I want to know what happens when he finds this recording on the Internet… I think Olga should forward him this link to him
Hello neighbours to the south. Wow, this made it to the States! This guy lives in Toronto. My psychoanalysis is that he has issues…poor man.
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What? Was my approach wrong??? I just like to be thorough.
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I doubt the authenticity of the message as well, but it’s still damn funny! I have saved it and listen to it occasionally when I’m at work, bored and need a laugh.
aparently the guy has a webpage
http://www.dimitrithelover.com
This guy is a real tool – Im wondering if HE is on any medication. If not, he probably should be. Had it been me, it would have been extremely hard not to give this guy a piece of my mind however, Olga did the right thing by putting his dumb ass on blast all over the internet! I hope he reads every post about himself so he can see what the WORLD thinks of him.
Hello:
These “voicemails” are just viral marketing for a Hollywood film. I will explain, but here is the link …
http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
I’m a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world’s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden.
Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: http://torontorealmen.com … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there’s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet’s philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men.
Finally, here is The Prophet’s main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
WORSHIP THE COCK !!!
J.
Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:
Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes
Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU
Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw
Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q
His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg
This is a very funny voice message. However, it did not happen to your friend as you say it did. This story actually aired on a Toronto radio station z103.5. It took place outside a bar on King St. Instead of calling him back she decided to emabarras him a bit and went to the radio staion. Loving the comic side of the story they decided to air it. It hit mainstream North American Press and had been very funny since.