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		<title>By: DancingKim</title>
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		<dc:creator>DancingKim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 05:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Greetings, i&#039;m a professional dancer. i&#039;d like to see to make a showreel intended for my promotions. I also prefer to use some animation. Can someone suggest me a good animation studio, but not very expensive? I&#039;m here for 3 months for a tour.     
Love     
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Greetings, i&#8217;m a professional dancer. i&#8217;d like to see to make a showreel intended for my promotions. I also prefer to use some animation. Can someone suggest me a good animation studio, but not very expensive? I&#8217;m here for 3 months for a tour.<br />
Love<br />
 Kim.</p>
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		<title>By: Justa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Justa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a very &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.misanthropytoday.com&quot; target=&#039;_blank&#039; &gt;funny&lt;/a&gt; voice message.  However, it did not happen to your friend as you say it did.  This story actually aired on a Toronto radio station z103.5.  It took place outside a bar on King St. Instead of calling him back she decided to emabarras him a bit and went to the radio staion.  Loving the comic side of the story they decided to air it.  It hit mainstream North American Press and had been very &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.misanthropytoday.com&quot; target=&#039;_blank&#039; &gt;funny&lt;/a&gt; since.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a very <a href="http://www.misanthropytoday.com" target='_blank' >funny</a> voice message.  However, it did not happen to your friend as you say it did.  This story actually aired on a Toronto radio station z103.5.  It took place outside a bar on King St. Instead of calling him back she decided to emabarras him a bit and went to the radio staion.  Loving the comic side of the story they decided to air it.  It hit mainstream North American Press and had been very <a href="http://www.misanthropytoday.com" target='_blank' >funny</a> since.</p>
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		<title>By: Real Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Real Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello:

These &quot;voicemails&quot; are just viral marketing for a Hollywood film.  I will explain, but here is the link ...

http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

I&#039;m a member of the &quot;Toronto Real Men&quot;, the world&#039;s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by &quot;Dimitri The Lover&quot;, aka &quot;The Prophet&quot;. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight &quot;Metrosexuality&quot; for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the &quot;Toronto Real Men&quot;: http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled &quot;Meeting Announcements&quot;, then click on &quot;August&quot;, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled &quot;Media Centre&quot;, there&#039;s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet&#039;s philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the &quot;Crucifixion of Dimitri&quot; represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet&#039;s main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

J.

Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube: 
Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes
Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU
Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw
Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q
His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello:</p>
<p>These &#8220;voicemails&#8221; are just viral marketing for a Hollywood film.  I will explain, but here is the link &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/" rel="nofollow">http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/</a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m a member of the &#8220;Toronto Real Men&#8221;, the world&#8217;s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by &#8220;Dimitri The Lover&#8221;, aka &#8220;The Prophet&#8221;. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight &#8220;Metrosexuality&#8221; for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin &#8230; a real-life Tyler Durden.</p>
<p>Here is the web site for the &#8220;Toronto Real Men&#8221;: <a href="http://torontorealmen.com" rel="nofollow">http://torontorealmen.com</a> &#8230; if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled &#8220;Meeting Announcements&#8221;, then click on &#8220;August&#8221;, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled &#8220;Media Centre&#8221;, there&#8217;s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.</p>
<p>Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number &#8230; he hands her this flyer: <a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse" rel="nofollow">http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse</a></p>
<p>Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet&#8217;s philosophy: <a href="http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html" rel="nofollow">http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html</a> &#8230; the &#8220;Crucifixion of Dimitri&#8221; represents how he has suffered for all men.</p>
<p>Finally, here is The Prophet&#8217;s main web site: <a href="http://dimitrithelover.com" rel="nofollow">http://dimitrithelover.com</a></p>
<p>We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.</p>
<p>WORSHIP THE COCK !!!</p>
<p>J.</p>
<p>Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:<br />
Intro I: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s</a><br />
Intro II: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes</a><br />
Metrosexuals I: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU</a><br />
Metrosexuals II: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw</a><br />
Feminism: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q</a><br />
His Dream Woman: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg</a></p>
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		<title>By: tracy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This guy is a real tool - Im wondering if HE is on any medication.  If not, he probably should be.  Had it been me, it would have been extremely hard not to give this guy a piece of my mind however, Olga did the right thing by putting his dumb ass on blast all over the internet!  I hope he reads every post about himself so he can see what the WORLD thinks of him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy is a real tool &#8211; Im wondering if HE is on any medication.  If not, he probably should be.  Had it been me, it would have been extremely hard not to give this guy a piece of my mind however, Olga did the right thing by putting his dumb ass on blast all over the internet!  I hope he reads every post about himself so he can see what the WORLD thinks of him.</p>
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		<title>By: hotdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>hotdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aparently the guy has a webpage
www.dimitrithelover.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aparently the guy has a webpage<br />
<a href="http://www.dimitrithelover.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.dimitrithelover.com</a></p>
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