On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he’s a fan of Misanthropy Today and that I can snag any of his misanthropic content to repost here. Enjoy– AF
By Skippy Stalin
I’m a man of many hatreds. That’s really no secret to those of you who have been following me lo, these many years. My entire life is little more than a catalogue of contempt, sprinkled with fearsome and twisted instances of making a sexy time, just to keep things interesting. I could spend the remaining days of my life compiling the Great List of Things That Disgust Me and probably not make it halfway before I died of old age. And that’s why you love me so.
But if I were to think of two things that stand out as making me retch especially hard, it would be vegetarianism and those assholes who wear Che Guevara t-shirts. Both of the above should be destroyed in exactly the same manner that Benito Mussolini was, murdered and left dangling from a lamp post as an example to others and to history itself. Some lessons, they say, bear repeating, some more than others.
Vegetarians are simply wrong in ways that defy nature itself. The food chain was established by nature as a means of providing sustenance through primacy. Yet, vegetarians, who consist almost entirely of liberal half-wits and Hitler, think that they can actually preserve nature by pretending to be above it. I for one would like to test their hypothesis by throwing two or three of them in a cage with a hungry tiger. We sometimes forget the Roy Horn thought that he could master nature, too. Is it any wonder that Paul McCartney started sucking at the precise moment he stopped enjoying a lovely steak?
As for the Che enthusiasts, I have no real problem celebrating mass murderers, I only ask that said killer have a sense of humor. Charles Manson was responsible for the brutal deaths of at least nine people. But he is really funny at his parole hearings, so wearing his image on a t-shirt is acceptable, especially if you happen to be Axl Rose.
Guevara, on the other hand, spread misery throughout Latin America and Africa in the name of spreading a desperately silly ideology. Communism is to political thought what vegetarianism is to the five basic food groups; barely half the story and the wrong half at that. If his image absolutely must be displayed, is it too much to ask that it be the one after the Bolivian army hacked off his hands and mailed them to Castro in Havana?
That’s why I find myself deeply confused by the feelings Lydia Guevara – the 24-year-old granddaughter of Che – inspires in my loins. The offspring of communist assholes aren’t supposed to be hot, but Lydia clearly is. Worse still, she represents PETA, a group that should be burned alive before being buried at sea. Yet, despite the taste for collectivist, bland-tasting mayhem that surely runs through her blood, I think that she’s the picture of loveliness.
We would agree on virtually nothing, Lydia Guevara and I. We would have about as much as much in common as do Donald Rumsfeld and Charo. But that means nothing to me, for I am a strong believer in the power of opposites to attract. Besides, I’m secure in the knowledge that even the silliest of ideological convictions can be overwhelmed and finally reversed by my meaty capitalist tool. And that, my friends – not love – conquers all.
Besides, I’ve always wanted to fuck a girl wearing nothing but bandoliers. It’s one of my quirks, I suppose.
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she’s not as goodlooking as she could be for a south american broad and I looked at this picture 10 times before I realized those were carrots where bullets should be.
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youre hatred towards vegetarians is misinformed. domestication of animals and factory farming causes more environmental devastation than you seem to think. it’s proven that eating your juicy steak is equivalent to driving your 1.5 litre vehicle for 1 hour. most of the deforestation and land clearing is to raise cattle so fat oblivious shit heads can chow down on their big macs and other cholesterol stuff goop. So yes, vegetarians are infact preserving nature. unless you kill the animal who’s meat youre devouring – youre just supporting the system that’s fucking up the planet. that’s why vegetarians don’t eat meat. so when you boil it down it’s about shedding ignorance. there’s nothing else in the world i hate more than ignorant fools.
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Yeah, Skippy, you are hatred towards vegetarians… wait, huh?
Kzygh says “It’s proven that…”; but I say it’s proven that people who start a claim with “it’s proven that” don’t really know what they are talking about (except me).
But really, kzygh, aside from purely formal criticisms: “Eating your juicy steak is equivalent to driving your 1.5 litre vehicle for 1 hour.” How does one even respond to this? Is this supposed to communicate something identifiable to me? I mean, say something like, “Eating your juicy steak is equivalent to smacking your knee into the piece of metal that hangs from the bottom of your desk, 400 times.” None of that other nonsense.
I’m trying to get through to you, kzygh. I guess I could just call you a stupid poopy head, like you called Skip here, or like jc-jc below calls Axel Rose a “fucking idiot”–case closed, right? But somehow I suspect this wouldn’t convince you of your stupid poopy headedness.
I could also point out all the mere buzz words, the convenient, popular ideology, which are just substitutions for thinking: “Big macs” (“Eeww, those are gross!; therefore, kzygh must be right about the environment); “gas-guzzling SUV” (I know, that’s your friend’s term below, but you know you use it, too); “cholesterol”–wait a minute, what the fuck does my cholesterol level have to do with the preservation of nature? You had me scared there for a minute.
And then there’s the fact that even if you are right, so what? Fuck nature. Last time I checked, that supreme whore was trying destroy me on all sorts of levels and at all sorts of speeds. Plus, if I have to share nature with preachy, know-it-all poopy heads, then I say the quicker her destruction the better. (Reminds me why I have tried hard in life to ensure I would never make it to heaven.) This ain’t no paradise, not even for the trees: never was, never will be. So welcome to the jungle, bitches.
On a different note, Andy: those damn carrots, never would have noticed ‘em in a million years; and no, she’s not that hot anyway.
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Che Guevara was a socialist, not a communist. He used violence as a means of overthrowing corrupt governments and believed in allowing the people to decide for themselves how to run their society. That makes him unequivocally different to Mussolini (a fascist).
Charles Manson is a murderous psychopath. Axl Rose is a fucking idiot. Just some simple facts.
And most of us vegetarians (as the commenter above posted) are choosing it for explicitly obvious environmental reasons. We’re the same people that don’t buy gas-guzzling SUV’s when we know we can get from point A to point B using efficient means of transportation. And let’s face it, any man driving a giant, gas-guzzling SUV is basically advertising to the world that he has a small dick.
Don’t make the future generations suffer because you have a small dick.
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Socialist…Communist…what makes a difference?He was a murdering bastard who killed people who didn’t agree with him.Not quite the picture you portray.So frickin’ stupid he and his troops got separated from each other in the Bolivian jungle.While they are trying to find the Bolivians!So stupid of a revolutionary warrior his separated command fought each other thinking they were attacking the Bolivians.Just a stupid Socialist bastard that got exactly what he deserved at the “hands” of the Bolivians.Death to Che’ and all like him!
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MMMM-A LITTLE SWEAT GLISTENING ON HER AND SOME POP TO HER GUN-SHE COULD BE A REAL REVOLUTIONARY-HOT POSE-SORT OF LIKE FAYE DUNAWAY POSING WITH THE SUB-GUN FOR BONNIE AND CLYDE POSTER-DELICIOUSLY DANGEROUS AND NAUGHTY!
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