Padma Lakshmi Naked & Other Foreign Babes (NSFW)

Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi is a serious piece.

When you realize that this scoundrel, Salmon Rushdie, climbed on top of her for several years she seems a little damaged… yet accessible.

If you see something you want to investigate further give it a clickety click to see it in full size.

Disregard any water marks or website URLS, I assure you that I snapped all of these photos myself while wearing baggy white drawstring beach pants and a beret.

Herer’s the naked pics. Enjoy.

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Now Here’s The Foreign Babes:

1.

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This one is probably my favorite of the group.

Hard to tell what nationality this chick is (any guesses?) but she has that sort of cute/ silly/confused/rockin tits look that I really go in for.

If we were to date she’d wear these disco ball bottoms like a uniform. Also, if we were at the river or something and she wanted to lose that bulky bathing suit top, i’d let her. These are the kind of tits that you don’t care if your friends see— there’s not a thing wrong with em.

Check the Dora The Explorer towel top-right. Those cartoon towels aren’t ever very absorbent and leave all kinds of colored lint on you.

2.

red-bikini-topsBelieve me if you just found out that your friend not only bought the same color bathing suit as you but also has very similarly insane tits you’d be making standing girl’s face too.

How many flights of stairs would you throw yourself down to have these two make a Manwich out of you?

Three for me.

3.

naked-girl-in-sand“Ew this one has small tits, bury her”.

It’s really too bad that we have such victorian morals in this country that we don’t allow topless and bottomless beaches.

I’d of course probably wear spacesuit pant bottoms so these babes wouldn’t think I work for the Chiquita company or something.

4.

redhead-titsThis chick is a redhead and this looks like a lake and not the beach so this could be domestic but I don’t think so judging by the unlicensed Disney bottoms where Mickey seems to be missing half a chromosome. Check out that bellybutton ring, it’s like the Freemason’s coat of arms or something. Interesting chick.

5.

asian-babe-in-tubWhen I came home to find my korean girlfriend, Sunny, in the bath with the detachable shower head again at first I was angry. I quickly realized the silly girl had somehow gotten the back part of my souvenir Davy Crockett hat affixed to her crotch and was just trying to remove it before I got home. I was stern with her… but fair.

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21 Comments on “Padma Lakshmi Naked & Other Foreign Babes (NSFW)
  1. No, I don’t think the pubes were photoshopped, it’s just so rare people see a full bush these days none of us know what it looks like!

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  2. Nice selection. Salutations! I like the Asian chick, thought I hate that their porn is always pixalated. We know she’s sucking a guy off, why cover it up?
    As for foreign birds I was watching the tennis and I happened to catch Stiffi Graf. This is a woman who definitely looks better with her hair in a pony tail. When she lets it down, it makes her look more German and her nose doubles in size. Its all fun and games now for her as shes older and less competitive. It was so funny when she hit the ball into the net during her service game and made a funny face. Oh my sides. WRONG! Tennis is a serious sport where athletes are conditioned from birth to hit the yellow ball as hard as they can. I mourn the days when Steffen Edberg would robotically say during his press conference ” I have not dropped a set in 10 years!” Thats how serious this game is.

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  3. I have to get back to the sermon for tomorrow’s service at St. Mary’s, but I wanted to take a moment from writing to say jesus fucking christ, what more do you want from a pair of tits than the standing girl in #2? I mean they’re splitters, but they’re not too walleyed. They’re swoopers, but they’re not full ski jumps. They’re sweet potatoes, but they’re not tube socks. They’re sand bags, but they’re not flat. They’ll float in a pool. They’ll swing fore and aft during doggie. The crowners look bigger than pepperonis, maybe bigger than sand dollars! I don’t care if they hang to her knees when she’s 80, I’d hit it then, my imaginary Internet friends. Yessir, I thank ye to a fare-thee-well for that photo.

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  4. Maybe its just me but I don’t like bush (political and pubic) If my mouth is going anywhere near it, she needs to wax. Some of these women would be worth going down on.
    The asian chic is cute but number four is a godess. I’d destroy her.

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  5. What pisses me off is that people call me a ‘misanthrope’ and yet fail to understand just how much I love these photos.

    You, sir, have just helped me to rekindle my love for the human race.

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