People Acting Stupid In Las Vegas
I recently came back from 4 days in Las Vegas. Definitely can be a rough experience for any misanthrope. This is probably my 20th trip to Vegas, and i’m starting to wind down on the whole thing.
Misanthropists in the program refer to a trip to Vegas as a “binge”. Just so many people to hate.
A few observations:
There Are Many, Many Goodlooking Women In Las Vegas
Not so much cheesy-stripper-goodlooking although they’ve got that too. You know what female douchebags look like, i’m not going to get into it.
I have a theory for why there are so many goodlooking women visiting las vegas:
If an ugly but financially secure (that’s such a dating site term) guy wants to travel to Las Vegas from just about anywhere but especially the midwest or east coast he can easily rope someone out of his league into accompanying him, especially if he offers to pay for the hotel, airfare, etc.
In short, nobody brings pigs to Vegas.
Because of this, I think unattractive women are dissuaded from visiting LV on their own (or with other hanksters) because hanky women really hate being surrounded by lots of competing attractive women and probably especially female douchebags.
I also noticed a lot of women visiting Las Vegas have really big boobs. This may only be because I notice big boobs a lot though.
People Say Really Stupid Cliches While Gambling and/or Drinking
If I wasn’t so embarassed by even repeating them I would. You know, those stupid one-liners someone shouts when they win. Think of like the gambling equivalent of “that’s what she said”. Put it in the comment area if you’d like, I don’t have the stomach for it.
If I hear anyone say that what happens in vegas stays there again I may start doing like endless random hadoukens like a broken Streetfighter II machine.
Even The Shitty Places Have Overpriced Food and Drinks
Pretty irritating paying $18 for a lunch buffet at the fucking Excalibur. Protip: pay a few extra bucks and go somewhere nice for every meal. Read reviews. Do your due dilligence. I didn’t and paid dearly.
Also, the “Cafes” at all the hotels minus 1 or 2 have sub-Denny’s quality food for $20 per person.
Drinks at most dumps will cost$5-12 unless the place has really come to terms with its’ dumpiness. Someone needs to stage an intervention on the New York New York and MGM Grand resorts.
The Luxor has a cool casino and lobby but the rooms are awful
I had to switch rooms three times. I finally upgraded myself to their best room and it was big but did not have the fanciness that you’d expect with the tag “Premier Suite”. It had two TVs, both 21 inch black non-flatscreens from the 90’s. This is just embarassing.
Every Male Visitor Looks Like A Contestant (or expert) On The VH1 Show The Pickup Artist
And i’m not sure who I hate more. Really, it’s funny to poke fun when they’re the minority but when they’re the ruling class you keep your head down and eyes straight.
For Such A “Fun” Place, Most Visitors Aren’t Very Friendly
Because of the hyper-sexed, hyper-consumerized, hyper-capitalized, hyper-testeroned environment everyone is pretty tense and pissed off. You will not find mellow cheerful travelers like you would in say, Mexico or the Carribbean in Las Vegas.
Scumbags Love Vegas
Loc’d out cholos, white guys who are either meth dealers or Harley Davidson mechanics, white guys who think their black/mexican, chuntzy mexicans, angry black guys, To Catch A Predator type 40 year olds, you name it.
If Your Girlfriend Is Going On A “Girls Trip” To Vegas She Is Cheating On You
I know what married and boyfriended chicks look like. After awhile you’re able to spot them. These are the ones who are acting the most ridiculous and slutty in Las Vegas.
Your wife or girlfriend has no business going to Vegas and if she tell you about a “last minute” girl’s trip for so-and-so’s birthday or bachelorette party and “it’s girls only”, meaning you can’t stay nearby and see her after the festivities then i’d suggest you check out some porn websites where they show married women in male strip clubs doing all kinds of interesting things with whipped cream and their mouths. Or girls night out chicks competing in wet t shirt contests.
How your girlfriend won that $500 in Vegas.
If your boyfriend goes to Vegas without you he’s not cheating on you for sure but he’s probably trying as hard as he can to.
Anyhow, any helpful vegas observations are welcome in the comments.
I’ve begun working on my short story about a post-apocalyptal scene set in Las Vegas. I’m serious.
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And how would you know the apocalypse has hit Las Vegas? All the valets refuse tips. Seriously.
haha. roclawzi, you’re a valued reader but I have no clue what you mean
check this out to laugh:
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that is funny. thanks jason