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Reason #43 Not To Vote For Barack Obama: Cigarette Fiend

Friday, 29 Feb 2008
 

Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he’s also a tobacco fiend.

This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama’s addiction.

barack obama smoking

Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn’t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what he said: (italics are mine)

“I had been sneaking three, four marijuana and tobacco cigarettes a day for a while, and she, she being a stripper at a nightclub I frequent said if you’re going to do this, run for president, steal lunches, etc you’ve got to stop precisely because the stress was going to increase, and it’ll just get worse,” Obama snapped to the reporter fiendishly or said.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want my President sneaking out back (grow some balls man!) to covertly spark a Camel. The national security implications here are appalling. Don’t even get me started on how weak he would be on turkish foreign policy on account of Camels smooth Turkish and Domestic blend of tobacco.

The author, Andy Fox, is strictly a social smoker and has no impact on
national security matters.

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  4. sorry but i think the first statement made about the smoker, by the smoker , was a little hipocritical. Everyone like the brilliant science major in the statement i am reffering to, thinks that a president that smokes in the whitehouse would be a false representation of the will and the brains that goes in to the reasearch and development of this country. I disagree, if not even half of americans were smokers, than why were laws needed to stop the smoking inside buisnesses? Besides everyone knows bush is a stoner.

  5. Barack won the elections. Yay!

  6. This guy who originally posted this is an idiot if thats his biggest concern is somebody elses lifestyle choice maybe he needs to get one of his own. And any way change happened believe it bitch!!

  7. ~_^

    excuse me, but

    WHAT FUCKING CHANGE?!
    BITCH!!
    DO YOU BELIEVE EVERY FUCKING THING THAT CNN TELLS YOU?!?!?!

    sorry, just had to get that out of my system. YAY FOR SELF DISCIPLINE!

  8. I can really recommend smoking e-cigarettes to try to quit smoking! Me and my wife are trying to stop using ecigs.

  9. Have you ever seen a comic book the dialogue bubble needn’t go all the way to the mouth. What a moron!

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