Shakira Sex Tape

Monday, 08 Sep 2008

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I was cleaning out my comments and one of them said “Shakira Sex Tape” with a very search engine friendly blogspot link. I was very happy to see this. When I saw the link my first thought was “jeez it’s about time”

I mean look at this girl.

Anyways, someone claimed there was a sex-tape that featured Shakira, Alejandro Sanz and Shakira’s boyfriend. A threesome celebrity sex tape would be sort of the crown jewel of celebrity sex tapes, although sort of gross if it was two guys manhandling my poor little Shakira.

She’s only 4′-11″, and i’m really uncomfortable with the idea of two swarthy latin dudes tossing her back and forth like that water balloon game you play at summer camp.

My research found that there is no sex tape with Alejandro Sanz but there may be one with her and her boyfriend. I’ve gotten my hands on some still images of that film.

If you’re over 18 and are comfortable seeing 4 foot 11 babes nakey scroll down.
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While you’re at it check out this song by Alejandro Sanz, one of my favorite’s by him. It’s called “A La Primera Persona”. The lyrics are some of the cheesiest in the history of latin music, which believe me is saying a lot.

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1. 

   feck yu

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2. walid on 06 Feb 2009 9:17 am
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   Hello! I have been following your blog for a couple months and wanted to say hi. I really like all the stuff you post up! – Thanks, Kelly

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4. Celebs on 29 Mar 2009 9:53 am
5. 

   Can I be the first to say in an outraged whine “its fake!”..because:
   A Shakira does not introduce the said sex tape herself or get a mention on the credits.
   B Its not her.
   C A or B.

   It is great tho when you stumble across a tape or set of pics that are indeed real. I urge you to google “rihanna nude pics”. Even tho you don’t see her face and like most celebrity pics of this type they seem to be taken in the most untidy room in the house, aslong as she doesnt have a dick and pair of balls I’m willing to believe it.

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6. billyshootspatrick on 19 May 2009 11:33 pm
7. 

   Come on, billy.
   I’ve lost Santa Claus and the tooth fairy so long ago. Can’t we all just try really hard and pretend that this is real? Don’t ruin my moment.

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8. hlilly on 27 Sep 2009 8:12 pm